Wake:
Michael Kors black cocktail dress
black and white houndstooth scarf
black and white houndstooth heels
black Kate Spade purse
Funeral:
Marciano black dress
Fioni cream and black lace satin bow pumps
black Kate Spade purse
Apt. 9 black cashmere zip up
After Party:
light wash Vintage Cavaricci jeans
red silk tank top
black cashmere zip up
black suede knee high tassled boots
black Murval bag
School:
vintage blue and white striped tank top
Old Navy blue pullover sweatshirt
Abercrombie skinny jeans
black suede knee high tassled boots
black Kate Spade bag
gold and diamond cross pendant necklace
Kenny's Party:
Delia's medium wash flare jeans
black Juicy Couture zip up
black Sweet Pea tank top
green vintage tank top
black Kate Spade bag
black suede tassled knee high boots
gold and diamond cross pendant necklace
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Changed 3 times today....
Outfit 1:
Medium wash flare jeans from Delia's
Lacy dark blue spaghetti strap from Old Navy
Black Ralph Lauren Zip up
black vintage slip-ons
Outfit 2:
vintage knee length sweatpants
pull over Warde Indoor Track sweatshirt
K Swiss running sneakers
Outfit 3:
Dark green snakeskin patterned spaghetti strap tank top from Express
Delia's medium wash flare jeans
Dark blue V-neck pullover from Chinese Laundry
Silver bangles from Tiffany's
Land's End work boots
Medium wash flare jeans from Delia's
Lacy dark blue spaghetti strap from Old Navy
Black Ralph Lauren Zip up
black vintage slip-ons
Outfit 2:
vintage knee length sweatpants
pull over Warde Indoor Track sweatshirt
K Swiss running sneakers
Outfit 3:
Dark green snakeskin patterned spaghetti strap tank top from Express
Delia's medium wash flare jeans
Dark blue V-neck pullover from Chinese Laundry
Silver bangles from Tiffany's
Land's End work boots
Alexis's Birthday Party
There may have been oodles of family drama, but overall everything was nice. Pasta was delicious, and company was fine.
Outfit:
Margaux's medium wash Missoni jeans
Vintage dark brown paisley and cream racerback tank top
Dark brown 3/4 sleeve V-neck from Old Navy
Dark brown Louis Vuitton flats with gold accents
Silver heart Tiffany's ring
Outfit:
Margaux's medium wash Missoni jeans
Vintage dark brown paisley and cream racerback tank top
Dark brown 3/4 sleeve V-neck from Old Navy
Dark brown Louis Vuitton flats with gold accents
Silver heart Tiffany's ring
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Emily's Birthday Party
Outfit:
beige vintage spaghetti strap tank top
black cashmere zip up hoodie
medium wash abercrombie skinny jeans
cream colored satin pumps with black lace overlay and satin bow
1. Arrived (fashionably late) and was greeted by cheers :)
2. Poured myself a drink and sat on the couch with my girlies, margaux and mary
3. After 2 more drinks we three decided that guys suck, and that mary and margaux should be a couple. Declared this to everyone at the party, and i named myself world's greatest match maker.
4. 6 pizzas arrived. Still don't understand that one.
5. Dan decided "hey! let's plug in two strobe lights!" so he did.
6. Emily and Kevin go head to head in a Twister death match
7. Party moves to the basement... dun dun dun
8. Smalltalk and gossip
9. Evan arrives (party officially begins)
10. Group decides to "take a walk" down the road. This leads all 15 of us to an elementary school, which we leave and go to Rachael's house.
11. Walk to Rachael's house where her mother is piss drunk, and tells us to not walk on the lawn, and gets mad at Emily for leaving everyone at her house. Everyone is clearly sitting on Rachael's lawn.
12. Barnum forces all of us to walk to the top of a hill to see a "fantastic" view of bridgeport. it was nothing special.
13. return to emily's house. we play spin the bottle. I kiss Evan 3 times, emily twice, and rachael once.
14. we move onto Truth or Dare. Peter licks Emilys foot from heel to toe, i lick frosting off of Emily's chest, and David pole dances. Emily gets a lap dance from Evan, and then Emily gets the ultimate dare. Get completely naked in the pantry, and search for and find the bottle we were playing the game with.
15. As soon as Emily recovers said bottle, her mother comes downstairs and sees her naked holding a bottle. Her mother declares theparty is over, so we all get up and leave.
16. Emily climbs onto the roof of her house, and threatens to call the police. Dan throws her up his jacket.
17. My ride comes before the police show up, and i'm safe. again.
18. successful night, :)
beige vintage spaghetti strap tank top
black cashmere zip up hoodie
medium wash abercrombie skinny jeans
cream colored satin pumps with black lace overlay and satin bow
1. Arrived (fashionably late) and was greeted by cheers :)
2. Poured myself a drink and sat on the couch with my girlies, margaux and mary
3. After 2 more drinks we three decided that guys suck, and that mary and margaux should be a couple. Declared this to everyone at the party, and i named myself world's greatest match maker.
4. 6 pizzas arrived. Still don't understand that one.
5. Dan decided "hey! let's plug in two strobe lights!" so he did.
6. Emily and Kevin go head to head in a Twister death match
7. Party moves to the basement... dun dun dun
8. Smalltalk and gossip
9. Evan arrives (party officially begins)
10. Group decides to "take a walk" down the road. This leads all 15 of us to an elementary school, which we leave and go to Rachael's house.
11. Walk to Rachael's house where her mother is piss drunk, and tells us to not walk on the lawn, and gets mad at Emily for leaving everyone at her house. Everyone is clearly sitting on Rachael's lawn.
12. Barnum forces all of us to walk to the top of a hill to see a "fantastic" view of bridgeport. it was nothing special.
13. return to emily's house. we play spin the bottle. I kiss Evan 3 times, emily twice, and rachael once.
14. we move onto Truth or Dare. Peter licks Emilys foot from heel to toe, i lick frosting off of Emily's chest, and David pole dances. Emily gets a lap dance from Evan, and then Emily gets the ultimate dare. Get completely naked in the pantry, and search for and find the bottle we were playing the game with.
15. As soon as Emily recovers said bottle, her mother comes downstairs and sees her naked holding a bottle. Her mother declares theparty is over, so we all get up and leave.
16. Emily climbs onto the roof of her house, and threatens to call the police. Dan throws her up his jacket.
17. My ride comes before the police show up, and i'm safe. again.
18. successful night, :)
PeterChuck
I would take that bug on a date and take it home for the night to have romantic conversation with. And then I would kill it with fire and never call it back.
NO NO NO NO NO
AS IN NOT YES
AS IN NEVER
AS IN CAPS LOCK
AS IN EATING CANDY CORN OUT OF A GOBLET WATCHING THE FIRST HARRY POTTER
NO NO NO NO NO
AS IN NOT YES
AS IN NEVER
AS IN CAPS LOCK
AS IN EATING CANDY CORN OUT OF A GOBLET WATCHING THE FIRST HARRY POTTER
Monday, November 9, 2009
Rant On... Headbands
The eighties are over, my friend.
I'm not sure you really understand it, but those times of your life are gone.
Kaput.
Blammo.
You'll never be young again, your dreams are meaningless, your achievements and trophies and importance and everything have been pushed to the wayside to be ignored by the current generation, if not spat on, and nothing can regain that.
Just like me.
Headbands are so tight on my head.
Whenever I wear 'em I get headaches.
They cut off my circulation.
It's terrible!
This makes me sad because when I go to Sally's they always have really cute ones that I would like to rock!!
Sad world.
That headband was the rattiest goddamn thing I had ever laid eyes on, and it stank of too-sweet cherry shampoo.
Threads were hanging off of it in great sloppy gobs, and the color had long washed out in years of wear and woe.
When she wasn't looking, I held it to my cheek, and breathed in.
I remember wearing headbands as a child - they were kind of a big deal in my house since I had sisters and we always fought over who got to wear which ones.
I wish that we'd had the kind that my daughter has, the soft elastic kind - I remember that mine always hurt my head behind my ears.
I love the ones with the big flowers on them, that people put on little babies.
A band for security, and being a maverick.
It shows spirit, and new way of thinking; somebody who is not afraid.
Someone who can stand up for what he believes in, a headband is like an identity.
Will Ferrell.
I'm not sure you really understand it, but those times of your life are gone.
Kaput.
Blammo.
You'll never be young again, your dreams are meaningless, your achievements and trophies and importance and everything have been pushed to the wayside to be ignored by the current generation, if not spat on, and nothing can regain that.
Just like me.
Headbands are so tight on my head.
Whenever I wear 'em I get headaches.
They cut off my circulation.
It's terrible!
This makes me sad because when I go to Sally's they always have really cute ones that I would like to rock!!
Sad world.
That headband was the rattiest goddamn thing I had ever laid eyes on, and it stank of too-sweet cherry shampoo.
Threads were hanging off of it in great sloppy gobs, and the color had long washed out in years of wear and woe.
When she wasn't looking, I held it to my cheek, and breathed in.
I remember wearing headbands as a child - they were kind of a big deal in my house since I had sisters and we always fought over who got to wear which ones.
I wish that we'd had the kind that my daughter has, the soft elastic kind - I remember that mine always hurt my head behind my ears.
I love the ones with the big flowers on them, that people put on little babies.
A band for security, and being a maverick.
It shows spirit, and new way of thinking; somebody who is not afraid.
Someone who can stand up for what he believes in, a headband is like an identity.
Will Ferrell.
More Lists of Shit...
So I love to copy Ali and here goes nothing
1. My track bag smells like leather
2. I really like ironic things, like how I am gonna drive a huge ass red pick up truck
3. I don't cry
4. I wish I was born in the 80s
5. I have liked Blink-182 longer than most people. I went to concerts in a stroller
6. Speaking of strollers, I miss mine a lot. And wish I still had one
7. I am addicted to sugar snap peas. And Nature Valley Bars
8. When I hear a song, I make up a dance
9. I can only count from 1-8
10. I can't really tell time
11. Mismatched socks make me feel good inside
12. I don't like dresses
13. I followed Travis McCoy for an hour at a concert to have him sign my shoe
14. My Converse are super glued
15. I wear two pairs of shorts/pants to dance
16. I buy shiny things cause they attract me
17. I buy ridiculous ski hats. And wear them inside
18. I ponder being scene. I used to be. Cause I totally could. But then I realize I have no money to change my wardrobe.
19. I babysit a pervert
20. Sixth and Seventh graders think I am hot. Disturbing....yes.
21. I am a neo-hippie
22. I have the best friend ever named Mark, and we make music videos over ichat
23. I can sing in Spanish
24. Italkreallyreallyfast
25. I talk in Spanglish
26. I don't refuse a dare
27. I hang out at Quiznos
28. I own more pairs of black and pink tights than socks
29. I watch infomercials for fun
30. I cannot walk in a straight line
31. I failed a sobriety test, while sober
32. I have natural olive green hair, its ridiculous
33. I shorten words. Ridic, legit, wha, fo sho
34. I make up nicknames for everybody
35. I sit in the middle of the road with a sign that says SAVE THE POLAR BEARS
36. I can scratch dj style. My name is MaddVicious
37. I run in places I shouldn't, then trip and fall
38. I fall down the stairs daily
39. I don't cry
40. I burn cds religiously
41. My friends are the family I don't have
42. Divorce has ruined me in more ways
43. That which does not kill me can only make me stronger
44. Do what you want, then fuck the rest
45. I don't like birds
46. I love hippos
47. I like zebras cause they are different
48. Dance is my therapy
49. I have a playlist on my iPod called Soundtrack of My Life
50. I love to smile, and hug people
1. My track bag smells like leather
2. I really like ironic things, like how I am gonna drive a huge ass red pick up truck
3. I don't cry
4. I wish I was born in the 80s
5. I have liked Blink-182 longer than most people. I went to concerts in a stroller
6. Speaking of strollers, I miss mine a lot. And wish I still had one
7. I am addicted to sugar snap peas. And Nature Valley Bars
8. When I hear a song, I make up a dance
9. I can only count from 1-8
10. I can't really tell time
11. Mismatched socks make me feel good inside
12. I don't like dresses
13. I followed Travis McCoy for an hour at a concert to have him sign my shoe
14. My Converse are super glued
15. I wear two pairs of shorts/pants to dance
16. I buy shiny things cause they attract me
17. I buy ridiculous ski hats. And wear them inside
18. I ponder being scene. I used to be. Cause I totally could. But then I realize I have no money to change my wardrobe.
19. I babysit a pervert
20. Sixth and Seventh graders think I am hot. Disturbing....yes.
21. I am a neo-hippie
22. I have the best friend ever named Mark, and we make music videos over ichat
23. I can sing in Spanish
24. Italkreallyreallyfast
25. I talk in Spanglish
26. I don't refuse a dare
27. I hang out at Quiznos
28. I own more pairs of black and pink tights than socks
29. I watch infomercials for fun
30. I cannot walk in a straight line
31. I failed a sobriety test, while sober
32. I have natural olive green hair, its ridiculous
33. I shorten words. Ridic, legit, wha, fo sho
34. I make up nicknames for everybody
35. I sit in the middle of the road with a sign that says SAVE THE POLAR BEARS
36. I can scratch dj style. My name is MaddVicious
37. I run in places I shouldn't, then trip and fall
38. I fall down the stairs daily
39. I don't cry
40. I burn cds religiously
41. My friends are the family I don't have
42. Divorce has ruined me in more ways
43. That which does not kill me can only make me stronger
44. Do what you want, then fuck the rest
45. I don't like birds
46. I love hippos
47. I like zebras cause they are different
48. Dance is my therapy
49. I have a playlist on my iPod called Soundtrack of My Life
50. I love to smile, and hug people
DO YOU KNOW ME?
People say they know me but do they really? Cause If you do...Then you should know this list by heart
>I have a phobia of olives
>I can wear Gap Kids, but choose not to
>I love guys' clothing
>I can hang upside down for hours
>My room is like a black hole
>I wear my heart on my sleeve
>I am organized in my own way, nobody else can figure out how though
>I was bitten by a sea turtle
>My dad causes me the most pain
>I am kind of shy, in my own way
>I love lists
>I have a field day in the grocery store
>Ikea is my happy place
>Bob from Bob's Discount Furniture gives me nightmares
>Super Nanny scares me
>My girls are the best dancers ever
>I love my friends more than I should, they are the ones I go to at all times
>I am prone to accidents
>I fall down the stairs daily
>I have speech issues
>I can't not talk with my hands
>I have natural, olive green hair
>Deviled eggs creep me out
>I love to give people nicknames
>I order the same thing at Quizno's twice a week
>I eat like a fat kid
>After dance, I can't eat. I get sick.
>I love love love Horse food
>I am pretty hood
>I own more spandex than anybody ever should
>12 years= dedication. Dance is my identity
>My iPod is the weirdest place you will ever go
>I love music
>I can have a conversation just using lyrics
>I am almost always cold
>I love cruises more than I should
>I don't look both ways before crossing the street
>Katie saves my ass in New York
>I love to make cupcakes
>I can't eat what I bake
>I love my room
>I can recite the safety speech on a Boeing 757, 747, and an airbus
>I really don't like dresses
>I followed Travis McCoy (lead singer for Gym Class Heroes) for an hour. He signed my shoe.
>I express myself through lyrical dance
>I am extremely ticklish
>I laugh a lot
>Special K is like my favorite cereal
>I should have been born in 1979. I want to experience the passion of the 80s, and marry Tom DeLonge
>I am not allowed to use a washing machine
>I am "domestically disabled" -Words by Katie
>My mom is my best friend
>People don't want me to drive
>I trust people to much
>I get attached to people really fast
>I love neon colors
>I can put together outfits for other people, but not for myself
>I burn over three hundred cd's a year
>I spell out numbers ex. 300=three hundred
>I stretch out my emotions
>I dance harder when I am mad
>My left leg side is better at everything except for writing ex. leaps, splits, kicks, arch
>I can leap over small children
>I love AVA
>I love to write
>I design when I am bored
>I love to give makeovers
>My makeup center is like a department
>I am a neo-Hippie
>This list was mad hard for me to come up with.
>I have a phobia of olives
>I can wear Gap Kids, but choose not to
>I love guys' clothing
>I can hang upside down for hours
>My room is like a black hole
>I wear my heart on my sleeve
>I am organized in my own way, nobody else can figure out how though
>I was bitten by a sea turtle
>My dad causes me the most pain
>I am kind of shy, in my own way
>I love lists
>I have a field day in the grocery store
>Ikea is my happy place
>Bob from Bob's Discount Furniture gives me nightmares
>Super Nanny scares me
>My girls are the best dancers ever
>I love my friends more than I should, they are the ones I go to at all times
>I am prone to accidents
>I fall down the stairs daily
>I have speech issues
>I can't not talk with my hands
>I have natural, olive green hair
>Deviled eggs creep me out
>I love to give people nicknames
>I order the same thing at Quizno's twice a week
>I eat like a fat kid
>After dance, I can't eat. I get sick.
>I love love love Horse food
>I am pretty hood
>I own more spandex than anybody ever should
>12 years= dedication. Dance is my identity
>My iPod is the weirdest place you will ever go
>I love music
>I can have a conversation just using lyrics
>I am almost always cold
>I love cruises more than I should
>I don't look both ways before crossing the street
>Katie saves my ass in New York
>I love to make cupcakes
>I can't eat what I bake
>I love my room
>I can recite the safety speech on a Boeing 757, 747, and an airbus
>I really don't like dresses
>I followed Travis McCoy (lead singer for Gym Class Heroes) for an hour. He signed my shoe.
>I express myself through lyrical dance
>I am extremely ticklish
>I laugh a lot
>Special K is like my favorite cereal
>I should have been born in 1979. I want to experience the passion of the 80s, and marry Tom DeLonge
>I am not allowed to use a washing machine
>I am "domestically disabled" -Words by Katie
>My mom is my best friend
>People don't want me to drive
>I trust people to much
>I get attached to people really fast
>I love neon colors
>I can put together outfits for other people, but not for myself
>I burn over three hundred cd's a year
>I spell out numbers ex. 300=three hundred
>I stretch out my emotions
>I dance harder when I am mad
>My left leg side is better at everything except for writing ex. leaps, splits, kicks, arch
>I can leap over small children
>I love AVA
>I love to write
>I design when I am bored
>I love to give makeovers
>My makeup center is like a department
>I am a neo-Hippie
>This list was mad hard for me to come up with.
I Snipped The Tape Measure...
1. I can't stand Indian food, bad experience at India Raj
2. I sleep in my dance clothes
3. I can rap Vanilla Ice
4. I love strawberries and raspberries
5. Gelato is overrated
6. I hate breaking up with people, I usually feel worse than they do
7. I am stellar at accents
8. I love the word righteous
9. My abs are like my pride and joy- they are mad hard
10. I love to cruise
11. My dad's girlfriend can't sing, even though she thinks she can
12. I am stuck in the 70s or 90s. I can't figure out which one though
13. I love to write, but I can't ever finish anything
14. I kind of have no attention span
15. I spend my Saturday nights with a twelve year old who hits on me
16. My brother's friends are in love with me
17. My friends have become my family, I keep them close forever. I would go to the ends of the earth for them. I don't know what I would do without them
18. I want to major in English, Dance, Dance Therapy, or Recreation
19. I can sing every single Backstreet Boys song
20. I love to make cupcakes
21. I love eyeliner, I have too much
22. I am really good at styling guys' hair, mine not so much
23. When I can't understand lyrics to a song, I make up my own. They never make sense
24. I have a love/hate relationship with my dad's house: I like him, I don't like his house
25. I love my eyes, they are black on the rims, then dark brown in the middle, then almost red near the center
26. I think I am missing a rib....
2. I sleep in my dance clothes
3. I can rap Vanilla Ice
4. I love strawberries and raspberries
5. Gelato is overrated
6. I hate breaking up with people, I usually feel worse than they do
7. I am stellar at accents
8. I love the word righteous
9. My abs are like my pride and joy- they are mad hard
10. I love to cruise
11. My dad's girlfriend can't sing, even though she thinks she can
12. I am stuck in the 70s or 90s. I can't figure out which one though
13. I love to write, but I can't ever finish anything
14. I kind of have no attention span
15. I spend my Saturday nights with a twelve year old who hits on me
16. My brother's friends are in love with me
17. My friends have become my family, I keep them close forever. I would go to the ends of the earth for them. I don't know what I would do without them
18. I want to major in English, Dance, Dance Therapy, or Recreation
19. I can sing every single Backstreet Boys song
20. I love to make cupcakes
21. I love eyeliner, I have too much
22. I am really good at styling guys' hair, mine not so much
23. When I can't understand lyrics to a song, I make up my own. They never make sense
24. I have a love/hate relationship with my dad's house: I like him, I don't like his house
25. I love my eyes, they are black on the rims, then dark brown in the middle, then almost red near the center
26. I think I am missing a rib....
I'm a Blogger
a. I kind of want to work at Six Flags dressed as Scrappy Doo. It seems really cool
b. I know that this is really bad timing, but I used to have this recurring nightmare of Michael Jackson playing hide and seek with me in my house. It always ended up with me waking up crying.
c. I sing Backstreet Boys in the car with my mom like there is no tomorrow.
d. I wear my retainer every single night. My teeth are really important to me
e. I can rap Vanilla Ice and Afroman
f. I'm a lyric whore, I think that lyrics make the song. If it doesn't have good lyrics, chances are I won't like it
g. My family doesn't like me. I'm convinced my aunt thinks I'm a money sucking whore
h. I constantly wish I was someone else, farther away from where I am. This person doesn't go through the things I do. She's more confident, and doesn't have the daily struggle I deal with. I then realize I'm not this person and I have to move on with my life.
i. I choose dance over hanging out with people all the time. I like dance better than people, it's true
j. I love traveling. I constantly say I hate going to Florida, because I do, all I do there is sit at my dad's office bored out of my mind. However my dad working in Miami and the Bahamas has given me so many opportunities to go places that I didn't have before.
k. I learn wherever I go. Everytime I go somewhere, I learn so much and I love it. I actually enjoy museums quite a lot.
l. Without my friends and dance, I go into a state of apathy. I don't care at all: one of the reasons I do not do well without school and dance during the summer.
m. I wish my middle name was Riley or Rae, but it's Ashley.
b. I know that this is really bad timing, but I used to have this recurring nightmare of Michael Jackson playing hide and seek with me in my house. It always ended up with me waking up crying.
c. I sing Backstreet Boys in the car with my mom like there is no tomorrow.
d. I wear my retainer every single night. My teeth are really important to me
e. I can rap Vanilla Ice and Afroman
f. I'm a lyric whore, I think that lyrics make the song. If it doesn't have good lyrics, chances are I won't like it
g. My family doesn't like me. I'm convinced my aunt thinks I'm a money sucking whore
h. I constantly wish I was someone else, farther away from where I am. This person doesn't go through the things I do. She's more confident, and doesn't have the daily struggle I deal with. I then realize I'm not this person and I have to move on with my life.
i. I choose dance over hanging out with people all the time. I like dance better than people, it's true
j. I love traveling. I constantly say I hate going to Florida, because I do, all I do there is sit at my dad's office bored out of my mind. However my dad working in Miami and the Bahamas has given me so many opportunities to go places that I didn't have before.
k. I learn wherever I go. Everytime I go somewhere, I learn so much and I love it. I actually enjoy museums quite a lot.
l. Without my friends and dance, I go into a state of apathy. I don't care at all: one of the reasons I do not do well without school and dance during the summer.
m. I wish my middle name was Riley or Rae, but it's Ashley.
You Now Know About 100 Of My Distant Friends...
1. my middle name is Mary
2. yellow is basically the best color on the face of this pathetic earth
3. i have an Iphone, and it's my baby
4. meeting new people is my favorite thing, especially when they creep me and come outta nowhere and start talking about some random things
5. i love apple juice, it is my life.
6. me and my friends are mad obnoxious, but that's why we love each other.
7. story of my life.
8. i'm honest with people, and if they ask me what i think, i'll tell them.
9. when i grow up i wanna be a psychologist. i love to help people with whatever they need.
10. i have mad trust issues. you screw me over once, you're lucky if i even consider giving you a second chance.
11. i love oldies music. all the good disco and rock and roll is my life.
12. i'm getting a Macbook and i'm really excited.
13. i am severely bipolar. i'll be wicked happy at one point, then mad pissed at the next.
14. i advise you to stay on my good side...
15. i like to know people's middle names. it's just this thing i have about people.
16. i also like to know their favorite color.
17. yes i'm quite weird..
18. certain people piss me off severely, and they know who they are.
19. uhh my favorite food is mac and cheese, especially the spiral ones.
20. i have a blog, which i post to every once in a while.
21. i tend to be very creepy at times, especially when i meet someone new and try to find them on Facebook
22. i am not a shy person. i'm very open and can start a conversation with almost anyone.
23. i love to dance. it is the most amazing stress reliever, especially Jenn's class.
24. i love to sing. i sing in the shower all the time. i can't listen to a song without singing along.
25. i don't change for anyone, unless it's a flaw i'm trying to fix. i know i'm not perfect, and when someone calls me out on it, i try to fix what they don't like if i feel it's hurting me.
2. yellow is basically the best color on the face of this pathetic earth
3. i have an Iphone, and it's my baby
4. meeting new people is my favorite thing, especially when they creep me and come outta nowhere and start talking about some random things
5. i love apple juice, it is my life.
6. me and my friends are mad obnoxious, but that's why we love each other.
7. story of my life.
8. i'm honest with people, and if they ask me what i think, i'll tell them.
9. when i grow up i wanna be a psychologist. i love to help people with whatever they need.
10. i have mad trust issues. you screw me over once, you're lucky if i even consider giving you a second chance.
11. i love oldies music. all the good disco and rock and roll is my life.
12. i'm getting a Macbook and i'm really excited.
13. i am severely bipolar. i'll be wicked happy at one point, then mad pissed at the next.
14. i advise you to stay on my good side...
15. i like to know people's middle names. it's just this thing i have about people.
16. i also like to know their favorite color.
17. yes i'm quite weird..
18. certain people piss me off severely, and they know who they are.
19. uhh my favorite food is mac and cheese, especially the spiral ones.
20. i have a blog, which i post to every once in a while.
21. i tend to be very creepy at times, especially when i meet someone new and try to find them on Facebook
22. i am not a shy person. i'm very open and can start a conversation with almost anyone.
23. i love to dance. it is the most amazing stress reliever, especially Jenn's class.
24. i love to sing. i sing in the shower all the time. i can't listen to a song without singing along.
25. i don't change for anyone, unless it's a flaw i'm trying to fix. i know i'm not perfect, and when someone calls me out on it, i try to fix what they don't like if i feel it's hurting me.
This Is Entertaining (Not Mine)
1. Alot of people think I'm a vegetarian. But I'm not! I couldn't live without steak. Yummy medium rare!
2. I'm nicer to my "brother" than I am to my actual blood brother.
3. I love taking pictures of pretty much anything.
4. I will always need more clothing. No matter how much I have. I feel overworn and dirty if I wear something too many times.
5. I don't understand football at all.
6. I agree with Australia...Uggs are ugly.
7. My lucky number is one of the most stereotypically unlucky numbers ever...13!
8. i can speak in an English and Austrailian accent
9. I can sing really well, yet I'm too scared to let people hear me for some odd unknown reason. Only a few of my really good friends have ever heard me.
10. I have a serious obsession- skinny jeans and leggings.
11. When leaving me at the mall, take all the money I have or I will come home with at least 3 new shirts and a pair of shoes.
12. Converse are amazing and one of my downfalls.
13. I love getting flowers from my boyfriend.
14. I will forever love the jonas brothers, demi lovato, selena gomez, and miley cyrus.
15. I'm a Twitter addict
16. I got through ESA
17. I will forever be slut, skank, or hoe to Franky.
18. I love when guys read/send me poetry they've written just for me
19. I will never EVER buy a fake tanner. I don't plan on looking orange like half the girls I see. I am pale and proud of it.
20. I see no point in drinking or smoking. It doesn't make parties more fun. You can have more fun sober with good friends than drunk or high.
21. Apples to Apples is my new favorite game
22. Milton is my new best feathered friend. He sat on my lap and nibbled at my shirt.
23. I want my lip pierced
24. I will never date a boy with tighter pants than me ever again.
25. It irritates me to no end when guys wear baggy pants. News flash to you all, we don't want to see your boxers! Those are called UNDER garments for a reason. They are for UNDER your pants, NOT viewable garments.
26. I am getting married at Sea World by the whale tanks.
27. I've been to Japan.
28. One day I will have two children- Shane and Skylar.
29. I want a chocolaty colored Pomeranian that I will name Cocoa Bean.
30. I hate working out.
31. Franky and I have come up with our future stage names. Stella Skeptic and Retro Shane
32. I spend way too much time doing nothing.
33. I must have no life if I got all the way to a 33.
2. I'm nicer to my "brother" than I am to my actual blood brother.
3. I love taking pictures of pretty much anything.
4. I will always need more clothing. No matter how much I have. I feel overworn and dirty if I wear something too many times.
5. I don't understand football at all.
6. I agree with Australia...Uggs are ugly.
7. My lucky number is one of the most stereotypically unlucky numbers ever...13!
8. i can speak in an English and Austrailian accent
9. I can sing really well, yet I'm too scared to let people hear me for some odd unknown reason. Only a few of my really good friends have ever heard me.
10. I have a serious obsession- skinny jeans and leggings.
11. When leaving me at the mall, take all the money I have or I will come home with at least 3 new shirts and a pair of shoes.
12. Converse are amazing and one of my downfalls.
13. I love getting flowers from my boyfriend.
14. I will forever love the jonas brothers, demi lovato, selena gomez, and miley cyrus.
15. I'm a Twitter addict
16. I got through ESA
17. I will forever be slut, skank, or hoe to Franky.
18. I love when guys read/send me poetry they've written just for me
19. I will never EVER buy a fake tanner. I don't plan on looking orange like half the girls I see. I am pale and proud of it.
20. I see no point in drinking or smoking. It doesn't make parties more fun. You can have more fun sober with good friends than drunk or high.
21. Apples to Apples is my new favorite game
22. Milton is my new best feathered friend. He sat on my lap and nibbled at my shirt.
23. I want my lip pierced
24. I will never date a boy with tighter pants than me ever again.
25. It irritates me to no end when guys wear baggy pants. News flash to you all, we don't want to see your boxers! Those are called UNDER garments for a reason. They are for UNDER your pants, NOT viewable garments.
26. I am getting married at Sea World by the whale tanks.
27. I've been to Japan.
28. One day I will have two children- Shane and Skylar.
29. I want a chocolaty colored Pomeranian that I will name Cocoa Bean.
30. I hate working out.
31. Franky and I have come up with our future stage names. Stella Skeptic and Retro Shane
32. I spend way too much time doing nothing.
33. I must have no life if I got all the way to a 33.
Minor Irritations (Not Mine)
1. People who wear their pants lower than their waist, thus are constantly pulling them up. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOXERS!!
2. The tall people in the halls (who walk exceedingly slow for people with long legs)that make me late for class.
3. Two-faced people who act all nice then start stupid, pointless rumors about you.
4. People that complain about you being a poser when they are the ones coping YOU and not doing it for any reason but to look a certain way.
5. People who say they'll be right back then disappear for hours at a clip
6. Peanut butter cookies
7. when my cell phone battery dies out of the blue
8. Stupid T.V. shows that people obssess over
9. Rap
10. not having cookies in the house.
11. hypocritical people.
12. having over 20 people online yet still having no one to talk to.
13. my Ipod breaking and being stuck for 2 months with no music.
14. not being able to do something i want because my brother is on the computer or using the t.v.
15. slow computers.
16. people who are always "yo"ing me.
17. dead ipods and cell phone batteries.
18. getting 2764763475348957389475 notifications.
19. music wars with Brandon...
20. most country music.
21. people stealing my pens.
22. spam.
23. when someone is too much of a baby to say things to your face thus text you or say it behind your back.
24. unneccesarily long notes about personal things no one wants to have the whole world know
25. people who have to attention span of a squirrel.
26. technoloy.
27. people taking my stuff without asking.
28. stratford (the streets confse me).
29. walking to the mall.
30. hair dye (it grows out too soon!)
31. boys...
32. growing.
33. volleyball!!
34. When a boy tells you he will call you later but doesn't call until 11:30pm and you're both half asleep.
35. Judgemental people. So someone is different from what you feel is normal. If they're happy that's all that matters.
36. Making plans with someone but not being able to carry out those plans because of something stupid.
37. the fact that i can't think of anything else to type even though i know there is a lot more that irritates me in the world
2. The tall people in the halls (who walk exceedingly slow for people with long legs)that make me late for class.
3. Two-faced people who act all nice then start stupid, pointless rumors about you.
4. People that complain about you being a poser when they are the ones coping YOU and not doing it for any reason but to look a certain way.
5. People who say they'll be right back then disappear for hours at a clip
6. Peanut butter cookies
7. when my cell phone battery dies out of the blue
8. Stupid T.V. shows that people obssess over
9. Rap
10. not having cookies in the house.
11. hypocritical people.
12. having over 20 people online yet still having no one to talk to.
13. my Ipod breaking and being stuck for 2 months with no music.
14. not being able to do something i want because my brother is on the computer or using the t.v.
15. slow computers.
16. people who are always "yo"ing me.
17. dead ipods and cell phone batteries.
18. getting 2764763475348957389475 notifications.
19. music wars with Brandon...
20. most country music.
21. people stealing my pens.
22. spam.
23. when someone is too much of a baby to say things to your face thus text you or say it behind your back.
24. unneccesarily long notes about personal things no one wants to have the whole world know
25. people who have to attention span of a squirrel.
26. technoloy.
27. people taking my stuff without asking.
28. stratford (the streets confse me).
29. walking to the mall.
30. hair dye (it grows out too soon!)
31. boys...
32. growing.
33. volleyball!!
34. When a boy tells you he will call you later but doesn't call until 11:30pm and you're both half asleep.
35. Judgemental people. So someone is different from what you feel is normal. If they're happy that's all that matters.
36. Making plans with someone but not being able to carry out those plans because of something stupid.
37. the fact that i can't think of anything else to type even though i know there is a lot more that irritates me in the world
Stalk Me. I Dare You :)
Nine of my favorite things:
1. Music
2. My best friends
3. Cameras
4. My phone
5. Ipod
6. Laptop (it will be working soon)
7. Singing
8. Art stuff
9. Shopping with my girls <3
Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Make me laugh and don’t worry if you look or sound stupid, i'll just think it's cute
2. Be a gentleman
3. Don’t feel awkward around me. If you like me then don’t be afraid to be close to me. I won't mind, i'll just be happy
4. Pick up when I call or text you
5. Listen to, and appreciate good music
6. Don’t be a jerk or tell me what to do because it won’t get you far
7. The silly little things mean the most to me
8. Don’t be a hypocrite or lie
Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. The insane people I call my best friends
2. How am I going to pay rent?
3. Bobby's in prison...
4. Does my phone have a full battery, and where did I leave it now?
5. What am I wearing tomorrow?
6. Why do people talk to the lowest denominator?
7. Why must school take so long?
Four things you're wearing right now.
1. Margaux's jeans :)
2. Dark blue sweater
3. Bra and panties...
4. Ponytail
Two things you want to do before you die.
1. Move to Manhattan
2. Own my own fashion magazine
One confession.
1. I’m really scared, and I'm sick of taking care of myself.
1. Music
2. My best friends
3. Cameras
4. My phone
5. Ipod
6. Laptop (it will be working soon)
7. Singing
8. Art stuff
9. Shopping with my girls <3
Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Make me laugh and don’t worry if you look or sound stupid, i'll just think it's cute
2. Be a gentleman
3. Don’t feel awkward around me. If you like me then don’t be afraid to be close to me. I won't mind, i'll just be happy
4. Pick up when I call or text you
5. Listen to, and appreciate good music
6. Don’t be a jerk or tell me what to do because it won’t get you far
7. The silly little things mean the most to me
8. Don’t be a hypocrite or lie
Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. The insane people I call my best friends
2. How am I going to pay rent?
3. Bobby's in prison...
4. Does my phone have a full battery, and where did I leave it now?
5. What am I wearing tomorrow?
6. Why do people talk to the lowest denominator?
7. Why must school take so long?
Four things you're wearing right now.
1. Margaux's jeans :)
2. Dark blue sweater
3. Bra and panties...
4. Ponytail
Two things you want to do before you die.
1. Move to Manhattan
2. Own my own fashion magazine
One confession.
1. I’m really scared, and I'm sick of taking care of myself.
Learn to Fly
When we hit high school we promised ourselves this
Have the time of our lives
Live it up, have no regrets.
But it looks like you lied to yourself
You aren't having any fun
You never grew up is what it seems to be
Tonight is your last chance
Tonight is it...
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
After high school was gone and done you said to me
How could I miss all that
You're always saying how you wish you could do all these things
You never seem to follow through on your dreams
We have one more summer to get somewhere.
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
Summers come and past and you're regretting all the wasted time
You had so many chances and just gave them all up
Tell me now what you'd like me to do?
I can't take you back
I can't help anymore
I tried all I could back when we were young
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
-Alex D.
Have the time of our lives
Live it up, have no regrets.
But it looks like you lied to yourself
You aren't having any fun
You never grew up is what it seems to be
Tonight is your last chance
Tonight is it...
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
After high school was gone and done you said to me
How could I miss all that
You're always saying how you wish you could do all these things
You never seem to follow through on your dreams
We have one more summer to get somewhere.
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
Summers come and past and you're regretting all the wasted time
You had so many chances and just gave them all up
Tell me now what you'd like me to do?
I can't take you back
I can't help anymore
I tried all I could back when we were young
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
-Alex D.
Life
The thought that someday you may be forgotten is unbearable.
The thought that you are born only to die is unbearable.
The thought that someday you will cease to exist is unbearable.
But, the thought that can you touch someone’s life for the better is what we live and die for.
To create one smile and prevent one tear; that is what we live for.
This is what we live for.
The thought that you are born only to die is unbearable.
The thought that someday you will cease to exist is unbearable.
But, the thought that can you touch someone’s life for the better is what we live and die for.
To create one smile and prevent one tear; that is what we live for.
This is what we live for.
I HATE Rules!
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 16 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 16 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.
1) I actually like crazy, non-sensical 80s music. Especially Cyndi Lauper.
2) I like to act as if I can actually sing while, on the inside, I know I'm horrible.
3) I never truly know if I've fallen in love. Even if it's just a crush. I always second guess...
4) Even if people don't think so, I do feel hurt when people call me gay.
5) My sister is one of the closest people to me even though she lives all the way down in Florida and I rarely see her.
6) I have another sister who is much older than me and has two children. I met her once when I was really little.
7) I learned to swim the summer before 8th grade. I had to have my friends Lucy , Andrew, and Lucy's mom teach me at Beaches Pool.
8) I really want my cousins from Florida (they live up here now) to like me, but I'm scared that they really don't.
9)I have a pen-pal in southern France.
10) I love the friends I have made at RCA but sometimes I think they don't like me.
11) I get really angry when people refute Christianity.
12) I really want to finish my book but I get really impatient and want to delete the file at times.
13) I'm writing an operetta with my friend.
14) I get angry when people snub my opinions and act as if I'm snobby. I have my taste, it's rather good, and that's the way it is. (With things like fashion, architecture, interior design, literature, etc.)
15) I love playing Blackjack. I can get really scary...
16) I really want to perform on Broadway someday, even if I'm just in an ensemble, but I'm afraid I'll never be good enough.
-James
1) I actually like crazy, non-sensical 80s music. Especially Cyndi Lauper.
2) I like to act as if I can actually sing while, on the inside, I know I'm horrible.
3) I never truly know if I've fallen in love. Even if it's just a crush. I always second guess...
4) Even if people don't think so, I do feel hurt when people call me gay.
5) My sister is one of the closest people to me even though she lives all the way down in Florida and I rarely see her.
6) I have another sister who is much older than me and has two children. I met her once when I was really little.
7) I learned to swim the summer before 8th grade. I had to have my friends Lucy , Andrew, and Lucy's mom teach me at Beaches Pool.
8) I really want my cousins from Florida (they live up here now) to like me, but I'm scared that they really don't.
9)I have a pen-pal in southern France.
10) I love the friends I have made at RCA but sometimes I think they don't like me.
11) I get really angry when people refute Christianity.
12) I really want to finish my book but I get really impatient and want to delete the file at times.
13) I'm writing an operetta with my friend.
14) I get angry when people snub my opinions and act as if I'm snobby. I have my taste, it's rather good, and that's the way it is. (With things like fashion, architecture, interior design, literature, etc.)
15) I love playing Blackjack. I can get really scary...
16) I really want to perform on Broadway someday, even if I'm just in an ensemble, but I'm afraid I'll never be good enough.
-James
Metallic Birds
To gaze down upon a cloud is a glorious thing.
It is a moment with God.
You share a scene,
The Power,
The Might,
The Beauty,
Of all creation.
To soar above it all,
Wrapped in a flowing blanket of sky,
You must bask,
And gaze.
It is a moment with God.
You share a scene,
The Power,
The Might,
The Beauty,
Of all creation.
To soar above it all,
Wrapped in a flowing blanket of sky,
You must bask,
And gaze.
This Ought To Be Good...
1) Finish writing a novel-length story.
2) Dye my hair. (check!)
3) Marry a rock star.
4) Be presented with a dozen roses.
5) Reject a marriage proposal.
6) Chop down my own Christmas tree.
7) Throw a crazy and entirely memorable party.
8) Get engaged.
9) Win one of those "Most [something]" awards in my high school year book.
10) Become an internet phenomenon.
11) Have a really small wedding in a remote place in some other country.
12) Have a 4.0 (or more) GPA.
13) Live on a boat for a year.
14) Write a song.
15) Get... MUCH... better at the piano.
16) Learn to play the guitar.
17) Hang out with a renowned director.
18) Be in a movie that wins an Oscar.
19) Have a child.
20) Live to see my (potential) grandchildren.
21) At least get into law school.
22) Cut all of my hair off for a good cause.
23) Go backpacking through Europe.
24) Learn to speak Spanish.
25) Learn to speak Italian.
26) Learn to speak French.
27) Re-learn how to speak German.
28) Go backpacking through India.
29) Live in New York City.
30) Stand on a float in Provincetown's Carnival Parade.
31) Go skydiving.
32) Climb an enormous tree in some isolated forest.
33) Perform in front of a crowd that's bigger than a school auditorium.
34) Find my soulmate.
35) Get a full sleeve tattoo. (Maybe)
36) Buy something extremely expensive that I don't really need and maybe don't have the money for but absolutely love.
37) Take a picture of something that is worth a lot of money. (i.e. picture of a legit ghost or the boogieman)
38) Get a job shortly after I turn 16.
39) Get my heart broken.
40) Kiss a complete stranger.
41) Throw tomatoes at Miley Cyrus.
42) Get in a major catfight. (Kinda check)
43) Get kicked out of a bar for being sexually inappropriate. (That would be amazing.)
44) Judo chop a pummelo.
45) Get a piercing that I end up absolutely hating.
46) Get my ears re-pierced. (Check!)
47) Eat nothing but ice cream and junk food for an entire day. (Check!)
48) Break someone's heart. (check?)
49) Go skinny dipping! (Or chunky dunking, depending on how my diet may vary.)
50) Fail a driving test.
51) Pass a driving test.
52) HANG OUT WITH KRISTEN WIIG.
53) Ask out a stranger.
54) Be asked out by a stranger.
55) Date someone way out of my league.
56) Get some of those funky contacts that make your eyes look like cat or snake eyes.
57) Have a personal assistant who is more familiar with the way my life works than I am.
58) Beat someone up for picking on a nerd.
59) Eat at a fancy restaurant and let someone else order for me.
60) Meet the cast of the podcast You Look Nice Today.
61) Be funny on demand.
62) Be able to cry on demand.
63) Learn how to productively waste time.
64) Travel in first class.
65) Travel to Singapore.
66) Get on Santa's nice list. (Check!)
67) Get on Santa's naughty list. (Check!)
68) Think of something funny to say on Twitter. (Check!)
69) Watch something explode. (Check!)
70) Find a way to help end poverty.
71) Grow out my hair past my ass.
72) Get in phenomenal physical shape.
73) Attend a seance.
74) See a ghost.
75) Save someone's life.
76) Be on TLC's What Not To Wear. (Haha)
77) Give someone a haircut. (Check!)
78) Go to all three of my sister's graduations.
79) Go to all three of my sister's weddings.
80) Have my sisters look up to me as a role model.
81) Walk down a street yelling "The sky is falling!!!"
82) Confuse zoo animals.
83) Live in a pummello tree house as co-owner of a restaurant that only sells food with pummelos in it.
84) Co-invent a pummello pillow and then mass produce them and throw them out of sky scrapers in every country.
85) Personnally ask the rabbit in Alice in Wonderland why he stopped to sing if he was in such a hurry.
86) Cure the allergic reaction to rotten bananas.
87) Dance in the remake of Newsies with Christian Bale. (Yum)
88) Star as Flannery in The Insiders movie.
89) Be a writer/producer/director/actress in Exit Here... The Movie.
90) Meet Fred Figgelhorn.
91) Say to some random person "Hands off Gavin she's mine on Friday!!".
92) Have dreams that make sense. (Check!)(Well, I had one)
93) Carry around a bicycle wheel so I can say at random times "I brought my wheel!".
94) Find an invisible baby.
95) Be applauded at Madison Square Garden.
96) Kiss someone in the rain. (Check!)
97) Have a high school sweetheart. (Check!)
98) Live in Los Angeles.
99) Audition for American Idol.
100) Have my audition for American Idol be something people talk about for a month.
101) Create a piece of art. (Check!)
102) Be happy with my life.
103) *Last thing I wanna do* Die happy.
2) Dye my hair. (check!)
3) Marry a rock star.
4) Be presented with a dozen roses.
5) Reject a marriage proposal.
6) Chop down my own Christmas tree.
7) Throw a crazy and entirely memorable party.
8) Get engaged.
9) Win one of those "Most [something]" awards in my high school year book.
10) Become an internet phenomenon.
11) Have a really small wedding in a remote place in some other country.
12) Have a 4.0 (or more) GPA.
13) Live on a boat for a year.
14) Write a song.
15) Get... MUCH... better at the piano.
16) Learn to play the guitar.
17) Hang out with a renowned director.
18) Be in a movie that wins an Oscar.
19) Have a child.
20) Live to see my (potential) grandchildren.
21) At least get into law school.
22) Cut all of my hair off for a good cause.
23) Go backpacking through Europe.
24) Learn to speak Spanish.
25) Learn to speak Italian.
26) Learn to speak French.
27) Re-learn how to speak German.
28) Go backpacking through India.
29) Live in New York City.
30) Stand on a float in Provincetown's Carnival Parade.
31) Go skydiving.
32) Climb an enormous tree in some isolated forest.
33) Perform in front of a crowd that's bigger than a school auditorium.
34) Find my soulmate.
35) Get a full sleeve tattoo. (Maybe)
36) Buy something extremely expensive that I don't really need and maybe don't have the money for but absolutely love.
37) Take a picture of something that is worth a lot of money. (i.e. picture of a legit ghost or the boogieman)
38) Get a job shortly after I turn 16.
39) Get my heart broken.
40) Kiss a complete stranger.
41) Throw tomatoes at Miley Cyrus.
42) Get in a major catfight. (Kinda check)
43) Get kicked out of a bar for being sexually inappropriate. (That would be amazing.)
44) Judo chop a pummelo.
45) Get a piercing that I end up absolutely hating.
46) Get my ears re-pierced. (Check!)
47) Eat nothing but ice cream and junk food for an entire day. (Check!)
48) Break someone's heart. (check?)
49) Go skinny dipping! (Or chunky dunking, depending on how my diet may vary.)
50) Fail a driving test.
51) Pass a driving test.
52) HANG OUT WITH KRISTEN WIIG.
53) Ask out a stranger.
54) Be asked out by a stranger.
55) Date someone way out of my league.
56) Get some of those funky contacts that make your eyes look like cat or snake eyes.
57) Have a personal assistant who is more familiar with the way my life works than I am.
58) Beat someone up for picking on a nerd.
59) Eat at a fancy restaurant and let someone else order for me.
60) Meet the cast of the podcast You Look Nice Today.
61) Be funny on demand.
62) Be able to cry on demand.
63) Learn how to productively waste time.
64) Travel in first class.
65) Travel to Singapore.
66) Get on Santa's nice list. (Check!)
67) Get on Santa's naughty list. (Check!)
68) Think of something funny to say on Twitter. (Check!)
69) Watch something explode. (Check!)
70) Find a way to help end poverty.
71) Grow out my hair past my ass.
72) Get in phenomenal physical shape.
73) Attend a seance.
74) See a ghost.
75) Save someone's life.
76) Be on TLC's What Not To Wear. (Haha)
77) Give someone a haircut. (Check!)
78) Go to all three of my sister's graduations.
79) Go to all three of my sister's weddings.
80) Have my sisters look up to me as a role model.
81) Walk down a street yelling "The sky is falling!!!"
82) Confuse zoo animals.
83) Live in a pummello tree house as co-owner of a restaurant that only sells food with pummelos in it.
84) Co-invent a pummello pillow and then mass produce them and throw them out of sky scrapers in every country.
85) Personnally ask the rabbit in Alice in Wonderland why he stopped to sing if he was in such a hurry.
86) Cure the allergic reaction to rotten bananas.
87) Dance in the remake of Newsies with Christian Bale. (Yum)
88) Star as Flannery in The Insiders movie.
89) Be a writer/producer/director/actress in Exit Here... The Movie.
90) Meet Fred Figgelhorn.
91) Say to some random person "Hands off Gavin she's mine on Friday!!".
92) Have dreams that make sense. (Check!)(Well, I had one)
93) Carry around a bicycle wheel so I can say at random times "I brought my wheel!".
94) Find an invisible baby.
95) Be applauded at Madison Square Garden.
96) Kiss someone in the rain. (Check!)
97) Have a high school sweetheart. (Check!)
98) Live in Los Angeles.
99) Audition for American Idol.
100) Have my audition for American Idol be something people talk about for a month.
101) Create a piece of art. (Check!)
102) Be happy with my life.
103) *Last thing I wanna do* Die happy.
School Nurse Quotes
Ola- I have a headache. Zanny, do you have some aspirin?
Zanny- No, go ask the nurse.
Lucas- The nurse won't give you aspirin.
Zanny- Yes she will.
Ola- With a phone call home, yes. Zanny would know. She gets her to give her food. FOOD.
Zanny- I picked the curtains out in that office...
Zanny- No, go ask the nurse.
Lucas- The nurse won't give you aspirin.
Zanny- Yes she will.
Ola- With a phone call home, yes. Zanny would know. She gets her to give her food. FOOD.
Zanny- I picked the curtains out in that office...
Dear Zanny...
Dear Zanny,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in your apartment and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behing your back constantly and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go drown yourself,
James
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in your apartment and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behing your back constantly and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go drown yourself,
James
Mini Hannah Rant
You get annoyed when...
1. There is that one person who acts a certain way, but is clueless as to why they do that.
2. I'm not in a good mood and someone happens to be a total jackass and ruins my day.
3. Someone fucks up their life and then complains about it when they completely had the choice to do so, but other people can't make the same decision (sorry bitch)
1. There is that one person who acts a certain way, but is clueless as to why they do that.
2. I'm not in a good mood and someone happens to be a total jackass and ruins my day.
3. Someone fucks up their life and then complains about it when they completely had the choice to do so, but other people can't make the same decision (sorry bitch)
You Will Always Be
You will always be..
The clueless little girl who will be the last to know anything, hoping to find that special one, wanting things to end, the one who wants to get away from everything (hopefully through boarding school or just plain moving), and the one who will laugh so hard that it will make me confused (you probably don't understand that one bit).
The clueless little girl who will be the last to know anything, hoping to find that special one, wanting things to end, the one who wants to get away from everything (hopefully through boarding school or just plain moving), and the one who will laugh so hard that it will make me confused (you probably don't understand that one bit).
Facebook Survey
What would you do if you had never met her ?
I would have a significantly less amusing life. There's nothing like announcing your next class like a cavalry charge and storming off, finger pointing forward, as 3 other people follow suit in the busy area that is the bottom of the BC staircase just after period four...
How did you meet her?
I met her approxamitely 2 1/2 years ago whilst sitting across the table from her at the McCormack's one frigid November evening. She had partially orange hair and we were eating lasagna.
If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?
14 would be a gay, interfamilial relationship and Steff is my ever so ambiguous friend so I don't know what decision I would make. I think I would refrain from making a decision because, besides that, Steff and I are naught but friends.
I would have a significantly less amusing life. There's nothing like announcing your next class like a cavalry charge and storming off, finger pointing forward, as 3 other people follow suit in the busy area that is the bottom of the BC staircase just after period four...
How did you meet her?
I met her approxamitely 2 1/2 years ago whilst sitting across the table from her at the McCormack's one frigid November evening. She had partially orange hair and we were eating lasagna.
If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?
14 would be a gay, interfamilial relationship and Steff is my ever so ambiguous friend so I don't know what decision I would make. I think I would refrain from making a decision because, besides that, Steff and I are naught but friends.
Disorder In The American Courts
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court...word for word...taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan!
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Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
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Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
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Attorney: This Myasthenia Gravis...does it affect your memory at all?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget.
Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
Witness: We both do.
Attorney: Voodoo?
Witness: We do.
Attorney: You do?
Witness: Yes...voodoo.
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Attorney: Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the Bar Exam?
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Attorney: The youngest son...the 20-year-old...how old is he?
Witness: He's 20...much like your IQ.
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Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Witness: Are you shitting me?
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Attorney: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And what were you doing at that time?
Witness: Getting laid.
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Attorney: She had three children, right?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: How many were boys?
Witness: None.
Attorney: Were there any girls?
Witness: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. May I get a new attorney?
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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?
Witness: Take a guess.
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Attorney: Can you describe the individual?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Attorney: Was this a male or a female?
Witness: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male.
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Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
Witness: No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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Attorney: All of your responses MUST be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
Witness: Oral.
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Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
Attorney: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
Witness: If not, he was dead by the time I finished.
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Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Witness: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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AND LAST...
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see. But nevertheless, could the patient have still been alive?
Witness: Yes. It is possible that he could have been alive... and practicing law.
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan!
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Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
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Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
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Attorney: This Myasthenia Gravis...does it affect your memory at all?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget.
Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
Witness: We both do.
Attorney: Voodoo?
Witness: We do.
Attorney: You do?
Witness: Yes...voodoo.
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Attorney: Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the Bar Exam?
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Attorney: The youngest son...the 20-year-old...how old is he?
Witness: He's 20...much like your IQ.
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Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Witness: Are you shitting me?
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Attorney: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And what were you doing at that time?
Witness: Getting laid.
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Attorney: She had three children, right?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: How many were boys?
Witness: None.
Attorney: Were there any girls?
Witness: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. May I get a new attorney?
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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?
Witness: Take a guess.
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Attorney: Can you describe the individual?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Attorney: Was this a male or a female?
Witness: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male.
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Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
Witness: No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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Attorney: All of your responses MUST be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
Witness: Oral.
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Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
Attorney: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
Witness: If not, he was dead by the time I finished.
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Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Witness: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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AND LAST...
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see. But nevertheless, could the patient have still been alive?
Witness: Yes. It is possible that he could have been alive... and practicing law.
Hollywood Squares
These great questions & answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now.
Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde (About fifteen minutes later): Lonelyness!
And the audience laughed for another 10 to 15 minutes.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q.. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth..
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde (About fifteen minutes later): Lonelyness!
And the audience laughed for another 10 to 15 minutes.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q.. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth..
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
(Name Removed)
Period 6 Biology 21
My RDA Intake Project
Through the gathering of data of my daily diet, I have found that I eat far more than anybody actually should. However, the fact that I run anywhere from 25 to 45 miles a week, and play any amount of 5-15 hours of tennis per week compensates for my massive intake. Running 10 consecutive and grueling miles either once or twice a week during the weekend is a staple of my lifestyle. At school and at home I am known to eat a great amount, however I only weigh about 106 pounds.
Directly below this summary is an account of my actual intake contrasted with the recommended daily allowance (RDA).
BMI 18.1
Body fat (%) : 7.1
AVERAGE 4899 137.6 51.6 263.8 4617.6 841.8 36.8 303.2 152
RDA 2000 65 20 300 2400 300 25 50 50
Cal Fat Sat Chl Sod Crb Fib Sug Pro
2-Oct 4712 133 46 233 4201 804 37 369 143
3-Oct 6679 195 62 303 7219 1114 54 356 197
4-Oct 4965 117 34 210 5455 895 36 239 166
5-Oct 2935 73 27 135 2685 526 28 126 114
6-Oct 5204 170 89 438 3528 870 29 426 140
AVERAGE 4899 137.6 51.6 263.8 4617.6 841.8 36.8 303.2 152
RDA 2000 65 20 300 2400 300 25 50 50
DIFFERNCIAL, +/- 2899 72.6 31.6 -36.2 2217.6 541.8 11.8 253.20% 102
(% OF) 244.50% 211.69% 298% 88% 192.40% 280.60% 147.20% 606.40% 304%
Period 6 Biology 21
My RDA Intake Project
Through the gathering of data of my daily diet, I have found that I eat far more than anybody actually should. However, the fact that I run anywhere from 25 to 45 miles a week, and play any amount of 5-15 hours of tennis per week compensates for my massive intake. Running 10 consecutive and grueling miles either once or twice a week during the weekend is a staple of my lifestyle. At school and at home I am known to eat a great amount, however I only weigh about 106 pounds.
Directly below this summary is an account of my actual intake contrasted with the recommended daily allowance (RDA).
BMI 18.1
Body fat (%) : 7.1
AVERAGE 4899 137.6 51.6 263.8 4617.6 841.8 36.8 303.2 152
RDA 2000 65 20 300 2400 300 25 50 50
Cal Fat Sat Chl Sod Crb Fib Sug Pro
2-Oct 4712 133 46 233 4201 804 37 369 143
3-Oct 6679 195 62 303 7219 1114 54 356 197
4-Oct 4965 117 34 210 5455 895 36 239 166
5-Oct 2935 73 27 135 2685 526 28 126 114
6-Oct 5204 170 89 438 3528 870 29 426 140
AVERAGE 4899 137.6 51.6 263.8 4617.6 841.8 36.8 303.2 152
RDA 2000 65 20 300 2400 300 25 50 50
DIFFERNCIAL, +/- 2899 72.6 31.6 -36.2 2217.6 541.8 11.8 253.20% 102
(% OF) 244.50% 211.69% 298% 88% 192.40% 280.60% 147.20% 606.40% 304%
Quotes
Child pornography on 4chan? You're disgusting! What? I said that? -Tyler
I'll tell you what I have learned: don't film shit in Whole Foods- they'll kick yo' ass out! -Ben
What is this compulsion to have people over to your house and serve them food and talk to them? -Larry David
Murder? It's not murder if it's an accident. My Teddy could never murder. What? What's that? Helped him rape what? He's done more for the US senate than any other man! -Harold
Welcome to the fight night of the century...bring yo popcorn, your boo, and a whole lot of Sprite....this is shaping up to be a good one...the one question: will there be a lead change? And if so, will the champ bring back the purple dotted robe into mainstream fashion, or forever into oblivion? -Brent
I'll tell you what I have learned: don't film shit in Whole Foods- they'll kick yo' ass out! -Ben
What is this compulsion to have people over to your house and serve them food and talk to them? -Larry David
Murder? It's not murder if it's an accident. My Teddy could never murder. What? What's that? Helped him rape what? He's done more for the US senate than any other man! -Harold
Welcome to the fight night of the century...bring yo popcorn, your boo, and a whole lot of Sprite....this is shaping up to be a good one...the one question: will there be a lead change? And if so, will the champ bring back the purple dotted robe into mainstream fashion, or forever into oblivion? -Brent
Black Dynamite
Do not like this status. You have no right to like this status, nor is it a good status. All this means is that he is never going to shut the fuck up about Black Dynamite. Instead he is not only going to kill every decent part of the movie, but torture it, resulting in more suffering for those who have to be near him during the day.
1. Nick can do whatever the fuck he feels like, because he is not a tool, but a person who thinks for himself and doesn't jack off to Chris/Keith/Ed/Rachel/Obama/any representative of the Democratic party including any fictional man from the West Wing (preferably black- because we all know about your fetish, Scott.)
2. You don't deserve to even talk about Black DYNAMITE ya jive-ass TURKEY! In the words of BD himself, "There's only one man who could be more diabolical than the fiendish Dr. Wu (Falk)- and that's you Tricky Dick (and by you, he means any officious prick who aspires to become President but knows he'll lose by 6 votes at the start of his career.)
3. I would say the suffering rests on those who have to bear the stuck-pig squeals of the Scott and his "WTF did you just say?" sentences that don't even try to make sense- those words that you just didn't figure out how to put together but you threw them out there anyway, almost as badly as your Dirty Sanchez throws his passes.... Read more
4. It's an excellent status, because it's true in every sense of the word- with an extra 20$ Tyler would dress up in drag AGAIN and I could reenact the entire movie with the preceding materials (but you haven't seen the movie, so I guess you really couldn't have an opinion- typical MSNBC Democrat- forming biased opinions without any information)
5. How d'ya like yah GAHLIK BREAD that I just served up on a plate like Fred "Spreads the Court Like Buttah" will serve up at Da Thankgivin' Classic. HUH? D'YA LIKE YA GAHLIK BREAD?
1. Nick can do whatever the fuck he feels like, because he is not a tool, but a person who thinks for himself and doesn't jack off to Chris/Keith/Ed/Rachel/Obama/any representative of the Democratic party including any fictional man from the West Wing (preferably black- because we all know about your fetish, Scott.)
2. You don't deserve to even talk about Black DYNAMITE ya jive-ass TURKEY! In the words of BD himself, "There's only one man who could be more diabolical than the fiendish Dr. Wu (Falk)- and that's you Tricky Dick (and by you, he means any officious prick who aspires to become President but knows he'll lose by 6 votes at the start of his career.)
3. I would say the suffering rests on those who have to bear the stuck-pig squeals of the Scott and his "WTF did you just say?" sentences that don't even try to make sense- those words that you just didn't figure out how to put together but you threw them out there anyway, almost as badly as your Dirty Sanchez throws his passes.... Read more
4. It's an excellent status, because it's true in every sense of the word- with an extra 20$ Tyler would dress up in drag AGAIN and I could reenact the entire movie with the preceding materials (but you haven't seen the movie, so I guess you really couldn't have an opinion- typical MSNBC Democrat- forming biased opinions without any information)
5. How d'ya like yah GAHLIK BREAD that I just served up on a plate like Fred "Spreads the Court Like Buttah" will serve up at Da Thankgivin' Classic. HUH? D'YA LIKE YA GAHLIK BREAD?
S'more Quotes
"I wasted my time reading it backwards"
-Neil
"Three shots in the mouth, and you'll have a bad taste in your mouth for a week"
-Mr. Brooks
"DC was fun, if you like long bus rides, stopping to see a monument, more long bus rides, Best Western hotel (like one star, and making scrap books you'd like it"
-Neil
"I thought an abortion is when they let the baby be born and then they stab it with a giant needle..."
-Neil
"Those Mexican jumping lessons are sure paying off"
Sporadically appearing over the fence, swearing and talking about how much he hates us.
-Neil
"Three shots in the mouth, and you'll have a bad taste in your mouth for a week"
-Mr. Brooks
"DC was fun, if you like long bus rides, stopping to see a monument, more long bus rides, Best Western hotel (like one star, and making scrap books you'd like it"
-Neil
"I thought an abortion is when they let the baby be born and then they stab it with a giant needle..."
-Neil
"Those Mexican jumping lessons are sure paying off"
Sporadically appearing over the fence, swearing and talking about how much he hates us.
The Race
10
rage, anger, humiliation
if i could i would run
9
run as fast as i could,
past all the people who don't understand
8
now they see me running
they are starting to give chase
7
all my demons closing in
i feel them all around me
6
faster, i need to go faster
air blowing in my face, making my eyes water
5
the demons are starting to tire out
they can't keep up like before
4
suddenly the sprint is effortless
all around me they stumble and fall
3
their numbers are failing,
all that remains is the final push
2
at long last it is over
I can feel the strength all around me
1
i look around me to take in my surroundings
all I see is sand in all directions
0
I am lost
rage, anger, humiliation
if i could i would run
9
run as fast as i could,
past all the people who don't understand
8
now they see me running
they are starting to give chase
7
all my demons closing in
i feel them all around me
6
faster, i need to go faster
air blowing in my face, making my eyes water
5
the demons are starting to tire out
they can't keep up like before
4
suddenly the sprint is effortless
all around me they stumble and fall
3
their numbers are failing,
all that remains is the final push
2
at long last it is over
I can feel the strength all around me
1
i look around me to take in my surroundings
all I see is sand in all directions
0
I am lost
Diabetes
"Why is it so hard to get an answer around here? You know how easy it is to just say it..."
Why does it seem like no one puts any effort towards anything?
She sits at home all day staring at a screen, looking at all those people she used to know.
What happened?
How did it get this way?
Why does life have to be so cruel?
You know she is sitting there in pain, questioning all that has been told to her.
Should she believe in her parents...
"I'm trying my best and you know it."
Who can she trust; the doctors, her family, herself?
"If I don't get better soon, i don't know what i'm going to do with myself, where I will go, how i will deal with the outside world."
She takes her finger and turns off the monitor, and goes back to her daily routine; sleep away the pain and just hope there is one person she can trust.
Why does it seem like no one puts any effort towards anything?
She sits at home all day staring at a screen, looking at all those people she used to know.
What happened?
How did it get this way?
Why does life have to be so cruel?
You know she is sitting there in pain, questioning all that has been told to her.
Should she believe in her parents...
"I'm trying my best and you know it."
Who can she trust; the doctors, her family, herself?
"If I don't get better soon, i don't know what i'm going to do with myself, where I will go, how i will deal with the outside world."
She takes her finger and turns off the monitor, and goes back to her daily routine; sleep away the pain and just hope there is one person she can trust.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
HANDS
Where were your hands last night at 11 PM?
My hands?...I'm only assuming they were coming off of my wrists attached to my arms, but they could've gotten off...?
Is anyone else in the room with you?
ross, rachael, chandler, monica, phoebe, and joey
What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
mornings here! THE MORNINGS HERE
What's the last part of your body you have itched?
MY LEGGGGGG
Ever given your all to someone who walked away?
yeah funny story. not funny "haha" more funny *gunshot noises*
My hands?...I'm only assuming they were coming off of my wrists attached to my arms, but they could've gotten off...?
Is anyone else in the room with you?
ross, rachael, chandler, monica, phoebe, and joey
What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
mornings here! THE MORNINGS HERE
What's the last part of your body you have itched?
MY LEGGGGGG
Ever given your all to someone who walked away?
yeah funny story. not funny "haha" more funny *gunshot noises*
Regrets?
thoughts fly through my mind
regrets fill up to the brim
but my glass is half empty
and half full with sin
i can't take it
it's building up
i want to say i'm sorry
but the guilt is filling up inside
i can't breathe
i need to say it out loud
i want to tell you
that i don't love you to
but i don't want to break you
i've already been there
just like you
i can't take this regret
i can't hold it in anymore
you'll find someone new
who is into you
i just wasn't for you
but to me you're old news
i wanted to tell you
face to face
but i couldn't bear to
see the look on your face
when i spoke
i'm sorry
but i can't take it anymore
i can't think of that day
with out thinking i betrayed myself
i look down on myself now
and say wow...
some people may have regrets
and i have alot of them as well
and this one thing
this one little thing
had been added to that list
..
-Becca
regrets fill up to the brim
but my glass is half empty
and half full with sin
i can't take it
it's building up
i want to say i'm sorry
but the guilt is filling up inside
i can't breathe
i need to say it out loud
i want to tell you
that i don't love you to
but i don't want to break you
i've already been there
just like you
i can't take this regret
i can't hold it in anymore
you'll find someone new
who is into you
i just wasn't for you
but to me you're old news
i wanted to tell you
face to face
but i couldn't bear to
see the look on your face
when i spoke
i'm sorry
but i can't take it anymore
i can't think of that day
with out thinking i betrayed myself
i look down on myself now
and say wow...
some people may have regrets
and i have alot of them as well
and this one thing
this one little thing
had been added to that list
..
-Becca
Dumb
i feel so dumb,
because i actually believed what you said...
i don't know why,
i thought this was different,
i guess i thought wrong...
i'm always falling for the wrong ones...
i didn't look before i fell
and now I'm left with a shattered heart
from the fall into the deep
dark blue thoughts which are my mind,
my soul, and my heart.
you said i captivated you
and said you wanted something new
something you could hold on to
i fell deep, i fell hard
and the worst part
is you weren't there to catch me
you say you still do
but you're confused
i understand
but i'm so mad at myself
i know better than to get close to someone
because in the end they end up
leaving or breaking me in two
i'm so mad at my self
for believing in you
am i that dumb ?
i feel bad for saying this
but i can only get it out this way
but music says the words
we are afraid to say out loud...
<3
-Becca
because i actually believed what you said...
i don't know why,
i thought this was different,
i guess i thought wrong...
i'm always falling for the wrong ones...
i didn't look before i fell
and now I'm left with a shattered heart
from the fall into the deep
dark blue thoughts which are my mind,
my soul, and my heart.
you said i captivated you
and said you wanted something new
something you could hold on to
i fell deep, i fell hard
and the worst part
is you weren't there to catch me
you say you still do
but you're confused
i understand
but i'm so mad at myself
i know better than to get close to someone
because in the end they end up
leaving or breaking me in two
i'm so mad at my self
for believing in you
am i that dumb ?
i feel bad for saying this
but i can only get it out this way
but music says the words
we are afraid to say out loud...
<3
-Becca
Becca's
it's late at night
and she's walking by your side
her hand in yours
arms wrapped around her waist
never let her go
oh no, never let her, never let her
never let her go
hold her tight
when it's cold outside
kiss her cheek
when she is falling asleep
on your shoulder
walk with her on the beach
she's the one, she's the one
you think about so much
you can't even sleep
at night, unless you hear her voice
never let her go
oh no, never let her, never let her
never let her go
can't you see
her eyes are only seeing you
when she is quiet
a million things are running through her mind
and when she lays her head on your chest
she is wishing hard
that you were hers
forever
she stares at you
wondering what she could do
to keep you
hers forever
she never wants you to
never wants you to let
her go, because
she is in love
for the first time
ooooh
and tonight
remember this
always kiss her
and hold her tight
and never say goodbye
say "i love you baby
your my one and only
please don't go
just stay with me tonight
because im never gonna let you go
oh no, never let you go"
<3
-Becca Camp
and she's walking by your side
her hand in yours
arms wrapped around her waist
never let her go
oh no, never let her, never let her
never let her go
hold her tight
when it's cold outside
kiss her cheek
when she is falling asleep
on your shoulder
walk with her on the beach
she's the one, she's the one
you think about so much
you can't even sleep
at night, unless you hear her voice
never let her go
oh no, never let her, never let her
never let her go
can't you see
her eyes are only seeing you
when she is quiet
a million things are running through her mind
and when she lays her head on your chest
she is wishing hard
that you were hers
forever
she stares at you
wondering what she could do
to keep you
hers forever
she never wants you to
never wants you to let
her go, because
she is in love
for the first time
ooooh
and tonight
remember this
always kiss her
and hold her tight
and never say goodbye
say "i love you baby
your my one and only
please don't go
just stay with me tonight
because im never gonna let you go
oh no, never let you go"
<3
-Becca Camp
Another Rant?
Saw this rant on one of my friends' Facebooks. Thought it was funny, so here it is for your viewing pleasure. :)
So, I'm just venting because I am sick of every ones shit.
Okay, let's get some thing straight.
Yes I do swear alot, and yes I do like to fight, and YES I do flirt, and YES I can be a fucking bitch, so if you have a problem, then why the hell are you even reading this?
I hate when people effing judge people on their appearances, like what the hell!
You don't know them, you don't know what they have been through in their life, for all you know they are just someone else in the crowd but you decide OH THEY LOOK DIFFERENT I DON'T LIKE THEM!
Like really, really now!?
You don't know them so shut the fuck up!
If you have something to say, say it to their face, instead of being an idiot and saying it behind their back, because if you aren't saying it to their face, obviously you're too self conscious of yourself, and you have to make fun of them or you're just an idiot and afraid they'll kick your ass!
So just shut the fuck up.
And Rumors like really!?
Shut the fuck up if you didn't hear it from the person themselves, don't even try to go up to someone else and be like
"Oh shit! Did you hear about so and so!? Is it true!?"
Like wtf?! Just tell the PERSON it's about and ask them. Like, not that big of a deal.
OKAY, and then there is relationships & hook ups.
If you aren't dating the person YOU DON'T OWN THEM!
God, some guy and girl are effing fighting and crying over
"Oh I've liked him for so long and now she is dating him!"
Like stfu!
If you liked him or her so much, do something about it.
Like seriously!?
Then there is hooking up and "so and so hooked up like OMG!"
No.
Let them be, that's their biz. not yours.
Plus if they're a whore or asshole, and you know it, why the fuck are you even trying to hook up with them?!
You're gonna get hurt so why the hell would you even go for them!?
GOD SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST IDIOTS
OKAY, I'm done for now (:
Goodbye <3
So, I'm just venting because I am sick of every ones shit.
Okay, let's get some thing straight.
Yes I do swear alot, and yes I do like to fight, and YES I do flirt, and YES I can be a fucking bitch, so if you have a problem, then why the hell are you even reading this?
I hate when people effing judge people on their appearances, like what the hell!
You don't know them, you don't know what they have been through in their life, for all you know they are just someone else in the crowd but you decide OH THEY LOOK DIFFERENT I DON'T LIKE THEM!
Like really, really now!?
You don't know them so shut the fuck up!
If you have something to say, say it to their face, instead of being an idiot and saying it behind their back, because if you aren't saying it to their face, obviously you're too self conscious of yourself, and you have to make fun of them or you're just an idiot and afraid they'll kick your ass!
So just shut the fuck up.
And Rumors like really!?
Shut the fuck up if you didn't hear it from the person themselves, don't even try to go up to someone else and be like
"Oh shit! Did you hear about so and so!? Is it true!?"
Like wtf?! Just tell the PERSON it's about and ask them. Like, not that big of a deal.
OKAY, and then there is relationships & hook ups.
If you aren't dating the person YOU DON'T OWN THEM!
God, some guy and girl are effing fighting and crying over
"Oh I've liked him for so long and now she is dating him!"
Like stfu!
If you liked him or her so much, do something about it.
Like seriously!?
Then there is hooking up and "so and so hooked up like OMG!"
No.
Let them be, that's their biz. not yours.
Plus if they're a whore or asshole, and you know it, why the fuck are you even trying to hook up with them?!
You're gonna get hurt so why the hell would you even go for them!?
GOD SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST IDIOTS
OKAY, I'm done for now (:
Goodbye <3
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Stafford Is A Racist Bastard
Stafford,
It looks like Jersey Shore Community College has taught you well. They should be proud to have produced such an intelligent student. All along, I thought this economical slump was some complex dilemma requiring the skills and intellect of several brilliant minds…
Then you come along and remind us that the solution is actually not so difficult. You’re right, Stafford, there is an obvious link between The United States Recession and way too many chinks opening up Dollar Trees. As Americans, we must resist the urge to go buy 49 cent toothpaste so that our country can thrive once again.
Wow.
It’s that simple.
Bless you Stafford.
Friday, November 6, 2009
42 Cent Stamps
This had me laughing for a good 2 hours, and as most of you know, I am not a big laugher. I'm the joke maker, not the reciever. This is a segment of a 3 page explanation on what is recquired from students seeking a letter of recommendation from a teacher at our school. I thought this was one of the funniest things I have ever read in my whole life.
"DO NOT USE YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS AS THE RETURN ADDRESS! THE LETTER IS FROM ME!"
"You supply the 42 cent stamps. (No multiple stamps please! This is not the time to use up your Mom's old 39 centers!) The stamp should be of an appropriate design and aligned properly on the envelope. No "Elvis", "holiday", or even "cancer" stamps. Please remember the letter is from me in my official capacity as your teacher. The letter is not an opportunity for you to express your individuality, your beliefs or your social causes. A simple American flag on the stamp would be most appreciated.
If you dislike the taste of glue, bring self-sticking stamps and envelopes. I will write elegant letters for you. I will not, however, lick your stamps or envelopes. If your want to send out 25 letters, that is perfectly all right with me. Just bring self-sticking stamps and envelopes or a very wet tongue!"
"DO NOT USE YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS AS THE RETURN ADDRESS! THE LETTER IS FROM ME!"
"You supply the 42 cent stamps. (No multiple stamps please! This is not the time to use up your Mom's old 39 centers!) The stamp should be of an appropriate design and aligned properly on the envelope. No "Elvis", "holiday", or even "cancer" stamps. Please remember the letter is from me in my official capacity as your teacher. The letter is not an opportunity for you to express your individuality, your beliefs or your social causes. A simple American flag on the stamp would be most appreciated.
If you dislike the taste of glue, bring self-sticking stamps and envelopes. I will write elegant letters for you. I will not, however, lick your stamps or envelopes. If your want to send out 25 letters, that is perfectly all right with me. Just bring self-sticking stamps and envelopes or a very wet tongue!"
Dasher Stories
"Here's an interesting fact for you. Know the only country that paid back reparations to the US? Finland. I went to Finland once. I was about your age. You go into this sauna thing and there's this huge woman and before you know it she's whipping you with birch bark."
"I guess if you end up in hell everything won't be all right in the end"
And he ran around the room asking people for cologne or perfume. Just none that smelled like oranges. And evidently he hates it when I mention DARTH VADER.
HAHA he watered his little evergreen tree today with some of his Starbucks Coffee...and it started to overflow.
"Quote me on this--unhappy marriages breed early death"
Today in english we had to pick American philosophers and someone picked John Dasher. It made my day.
"Life should not be a race from Point A to Point B. Life should be a leap of faith from Point A. For best results, jump naked!"
" 'SUET!' DAMMIT MATT PUT 'SUET!' I CAN'T BELIEVE AFTER A YEAR WITH ME YOU STILL DOUBT ME!"
Arturo was in my freshman year global class, and he fell asleep or something, Dasher goes "Arturo, you better pay attention sweetheart, or else you will fail my class and mow lawns all of your life just like the rest of your ancestors".....
"Get off my field sweetheart... why are you so queer?!??!"
Dasher once gave me and my partner bonus points for making a finger painting.
"I guess if you end up in hell everything won't be all right in the end"
And he ran around the room asking people for cologne or perfume. Just none that smelled like oranges. And evidently he hates it when I mention DARTH VADER.
HAHA he watered his little evergreen tree today with some of his Starbucks Coffee...and it started to overflow.
"Quote me on this--unhappy marriages breed early death"
Today in english we had to pick American philosophers and someone picked John Dasher. It made my day.
"Life should not be a race from Point A to Point B. Life should be a leap of faith from Point A. For best results, jump naked!"
" 'SUET!' DAMMIT MATT PUT 'SUET!' I CAN'T BELIEVE AFTER A YEAR WITH ME YOU STILL DOUBT ME!"
Arturo was in my freshman year global class, and he fell asleep or something, Dasher goes "Arturo, you better pay attention sweetheart, or else you will fail my class and mow lawns all of your life just like the rest of your ancestors".....
"Get off my field sweetheart... why are you so queer?!??!"
Dasher once gave me and my partner bonus points for making a finger painting.
WWJDD?
Found a group on Facebook called "What would John Dasher Do?" in honor of a particularly "honest" teacher at our school. I thought these quotes were pretty... special. LOL.
"Bennet, do you know what a bra is?" -Dasher
"But Mr.Dasher, I'm not ready to lose you yet." - Umar
"Umm I really don't give a ...., but that's sweet of you!" -Dasher
"Now George Washington.. what was his bitch?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Not WHO was his bitch but WHAT was his bitch?" - Dasher
"TOO BAD, SO SAD... YOU LOSE!" - Dasher
Today at practice, we were going without pads, and I was kicking. JMD comes up to me and goes, "Wow, you work better with less clothes." And I went, "That's what she said." to which he replied, "Let's hope...because when you're my age, she won't."
He once saw me and my boyfriend making out in the hallway, winked, and gave a thumbs up. Mind you, we are in an empty hallway and are kind of creeped out. Suddenly he turns back around, comes over to my boyfriend, gives another thumbs up, and says "Good Job!"
He blew a kiss to Chris Nigro today!!!!!! Good god...
Who would've thought Ludlowe would be 'beating' us in scores? It must be a CULTURAL THING. -Dasher
Just remember to name your child Millard, because John Dasher doesn't think there are enough Millards in the world.
"Bennet, do you know what a bra is?" -Dasher
"But Mr.Dasher, I'm not ready to lose you yet." - Umar
"Umm I really don't give a ...., but that's sweet of you!" -Dasher
"Now George Washington.. what was his bitch?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Not WHO was his bitch but WHAT was his bitch?" - Dasher
"TOO BAD, SO SAD... YOU LOSE!" - Dasher
Today at practice, we were going without pads, and I was kicking. JMD comes up to me and goes, "Wow, you work better with less clothes." And I went, "That's what she said." to which he replied, "Let's hope...because when you're my age, she won't."
He once saw me and my boyfriend making out in the hallway, winked, and gave a thumbs up. Mind you, we are in an empty hallway and are kind of creeped out. Suddenly he turns back around, comes over to my boyfriend, gives another thumbs up, and says "Good Job!"
He blew a kiss to Chris Nigro today!!!!!! Good god...
Who would've thought Ludlowe would be 'beating' us in scores? It must be a CULTURAL THING. -Dasher
Just remember to name your child Millard, because John Dasher doesn't think there are enough Millards in the world.
SICK DAY
I guess i'll be blogging all day today, considering the fact that i'm sick as hell, and I have no life. Keep an eye on the screenshots i've been posting, and comment on my posts, i'm lonely lol :)
Katherine, Meet Spacebar
Ugh. Someone please go and brain that pathetic excuse of a person called Katharine. IF you have this burning desire to be pretentious, then for the love of GOD try to at least appear as competent with your language as the average 5th grader.
Either that, or someone needs to cut her off from the chrome she’s sniffing.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Brooke Survey
What would you do if you found out your ex was in a relationship?
His relationships don't last longer than a mento.
You've locked yourself outside and no-one will be home for a few hours, you...?
Break the doorknob off the backdoor. Personal experience.
What do you think when someone kisses you on your forehead?
Who are you and why are you kissing my forehead?
Ever woken up in a bed and forgot how you got there?
I've woken up in a Blockbuster's and forgotten how I got there.
Do you have a box where you keep all your really important things?
I have many boxes of important things because I have no organizational skills whatsoever.
What was the last reason that you cried?
I couldn't open the window. (I'm PMSing)
Are you hiding something from someone?
I snort when I laugh really hard. There. Now everyone knows.
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
No, i like most people i talk to. If i don't like them, i dont talk to them.
Who did you last pinky promise with?
My cousin Joey. I made him pinky promise that he wouldn't elbow me in the ribs on the way back from the Big E. Lmao.
His relationships don't last longer than a mento.
You've locked yourself outside and no-one will be home for a few hours, you...?
Break the doorknob off the backdoor. Personal experience.
What do you think when someone kisses you on your forehead?
Who are you and why are you kissing my forehead?
Ever woken up in a bed and forgot how you got there?
I've woken up in a Blockbuster's and forgotten how I got there.
Do you have a box where you keep all your really important things?
I have many boxes of important things because I have no organizational skills whatsoever.
What was the last reason that you cried?
I couldn't open the window. (I'm PMSing)
Are you hiding something from someone?
I snort when I laugh really hard. There. Now everyone knows.
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
No, i like most people i talk to. If i don't like them, i dont talk to them.
Who did you last pinky promise with?
My cousin Joey. I made him pinky promise that he wouldn't elbow me in the ribs on the way back from the Big E. Lmao.
Homecoming Dance Tribute
As the music starts, I take your hand.
And I'm so lost in your eyes that I can't hear the band
Our bodies are moving, more like one, not two
And as the music goes on, my heart says what to do
It says, “Hold her, and lead her. With you, she is safe
No matter what happens, you’ll remember this day
So don’t loose yourself in her wondrous eyes,
Keep your heart set on hers, your one true prize.”
We swayed on the dance floor, moving beat by beat,
And her eyes were so dazzling, I didn’t notice our feet
As the music continued, our eyes stayed locked
We kept dancing and dancing, losing time on the clock
The night was so perfect; I wished it wouldn’t end
And that maybe, just maybe, we could all just pretend
That we could keep going, lost on the dance floor
And be dancing and moving, always wanting more
-Dan Albro
And I'm so lost in your eyes that I can't hear the band
Our bodies are moving, more like one, not two
And as the music goes on, my heart says what to do
It says, “Hold her, and lead her. With you, she is safe
No matter what happens, you’ll remember this day
So don’t loose yourself in her wondrous eyes,
Keep your heart set on hers, your one true prize.”
We swayed on the dance floor, moving beat by beat,
And her eyes were so dazzling, I didn’t notice our feet
As the music continued, our eyes stayed locked
We kept dancing and dancing, losing time on the clock
The night was so perfect; I wished it wouldn’t end
And that maybe, just maybe, we could all just pretend
That we could keep going, lost on the dance floor
And be dancing and moving, always wanting more
-Dan Albro
A Note From Ryan
Hello again,
What can I say?
I’m on a fucking roll! Or is it role? Nevermind.
Here’s the next thing I want to talk about, something that is almost, if not as important to me as honesty.
And that is sincerity.
To me, being sincere is always, without exception, a good thing. You may be wondering what I mean by sincerity. I’m not talking about what you put at the end of a letter, but rather putting what Father Stew would call "effort" into everything you do. If you do a project without any effort, it’s going to suck. Even if you’re a pro at something, if you didn’t put any effort into that something, then it sucks. Maybe not on the surface, but it‘s still of no significant value. While if you put your blood, sweat, tears and God knows what else into something, then, without exception, it’s a work of art. Even if you were trying to make a meal and ended up burning something, if you put effort into it, it will make it great.
If you hear some of the great bluesmen, R&B and Motown artists like Muddy Waters, Howlin’ Wolf, Robert Johnson, Otis Redding and the Temptations sing, you can hear the sincerity in their voices.
When Robert Johnson is singing “Hell Hound on my Trail”, it sounds like he’s got Cerberus bounding after him, ready to tear his ass apart.
When the Temptations are singing “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg”, you think David Ruffin would be willing to murder a million people if it meant his baby staying with him. And when I first heard Otis Redding sing “Mr. Pitiful”, I genuinely pitied this character Otis had created just for this one song.
All three of these musicians have since died, and although not everybody knows who they were, the impact that they had on modern music is undeniable. The reason: their sincerity and talent inspired and touched all those who heard it, granting them immortality.
But those half-assed acts I see these days like Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus are just in it for the money, and although they seem to be on top of the world now, soon enough they’re gonna end up washed up, messed up, bald-headed, drug addicted and the laughing stock of the rest of the world.
One thing about me is that when I get into something, I really get into it. When it comes to music, for instance, when I like an artist, I get as much of their music I can get my hands on, and it’s always been very rewarding. When I put a name in the “favorite music” list on my profile page, I mean it. I don’t just put it in there for fluff, unlike a lot of people I know.
Or when I get into hobbies. For instance, for the past 2 years, I’ve developed an interest in genealogy (I’ll be the first to admit this is a strange hobby, especially for a non-Mormon).
This wasn’t just figuring out who my great grandparents were, where and when they were born, and a few anecdotes I heard about them from old relatives. No, I’ve since made an extensive family tree that documents my family’s history since my ancestor John Alden sailed on the Mayflower in 1620, all the way up to the present day, and everything in between that.
And in return for the heart, sincerity and “efort” I put into my hobby, I got so much more out of it than I care to say.
When I look at the insincerity that some of my peers and friends have gone after those of the opposite sex, it really pisses me off. People I know will just run around and sleep with people they don’t even care for, trying to “wet their whistle”.
Somebody once said that phrase to me, and I was genuinely disgusted.
When I like a girl, I try to win her over with sincerity and charm, and deeply care about her; I want her to be happy.
Like they say in “Hey Arnold”, I “like her like her”.
Call me a prude, Puritan, loser, virgin, or whatever the Hell you want to, but I prefer “making love” to somebody over “fucking their brains out”. What’s going to be more enjoyable, the night you spent with the girl you love, or the time you got shitfaced and woke up the next morning sleeping next to Shrek?
Anyway, that’s what I have to say concerning the subject of sincerity. I hope I didn’t bore you to tears, I didn’t gravely offend you, and that you’ve learned a little more about me.
Sincerely (haha),
Ryan Eick
What can I say?
I’m on a fucking roll! Or is it role? Nevermind.
Here’s the next thing I want to talk about, something that is almost, if not as important to me as honesty.
And that is sincerity.
To me, being sincere is always, without exception, a good thing. You may be wondering what I mean by sincerity. I’m not talking about what you put at the end of a letter, but rather putting what Father Stew would call "effort" into everything you do. If you do a project without any effort, it’s going to suck. Even if you’re a pro at something, if you didn’t put any effort into that something, then it sucks. Maybe not on the surface, but it‘s still of no significant value. While if you put your blood, sweat, tears and God knows what else into something, then, without exception, it’s a work of art. Even if you were trying to make a meal and ended up burning something, if you put effort into it, it will make it great.
If you hear some of the great bluesmen, R&B and Motown artists like Muddy Waters, Howlin’ Wolf, Robert Johnson, Otis Redding and the Temptations sing, you can hear the sincerity in their voices.
When Robert Johnson is singing “Hell Hound on my Trail”, it sounds like he’s got Cerberus bounding after him, ready to tear his ass apart.
When the Temptations are singing “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg”, you think David Ruffin would be willing to murder a million people if it meant his baby staying with him. And when I first heard Otis Redding sing “Mr. Pitiful”, I genuinely pitied this character Otis had created just for this one song.
All three of these musicians have since died, and although not everybody knows who they were, the impact that they had on modern music is undeniable. The reason: their sincerity and talent inspired and touched all those who heard it, granting them immortality.
But those half-assed acts I see these days like Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus are just in it for the money, and although they seem to be on top of the world now, soon enough they’re gonna end up washed up, messed up, bald-headed, drug addicted and the laughing stock of the rest of the world.
One thing about me is that when I get into something, I really get into it. When it comes to music, for instance, when I like an artist, I get as much of their music I can get my hands on, and it’s always been very rewarding. When I put a name in the “favorite music” list on my profile page, I mean it. I don’t just put it in there for fluff, unlike a lot of people I know.
Or when I get into hobbies. For instance, for the past 2 years, I’ve developed an interest in genealogy (I’ll be the first to admit this is a strange hobby, especially for a non-Mormon).
This wasn’t just figuring out who my great grandparents were, where and when they were born, and a few anecdotes I heard about them from old relatives. No, I’ve since made an extensive family tree that documents my family’s history since my ancestor John Alden sailed on the Mayflower in 1620, all the way up to the present day, and everything in between that.
And in return for the heart, sincerity and “efort” I put into my hobby, I got so much more out of it than I care to say.
When I look at the insincerity that some of my peers and friends have gone after those of the opposite sex, it really pisses me off. People I know will just run around and sleep with people they don’t even care for, trying to “wet their whistle”.
Somebody once said that phrase to me, and I was genuinely disgusted.
When I like a girl, I try to win her over with sincerity and charm, and deeply care about her; I want her to be happy.
Like they say in “Hey Arnold”, I “like her like her”.
Call me a prude, Puritan, loser, virgin, or whatever the Hell you want to, but I prefer “making love” to somebody over “fucking their brains out”. What’s going to be more enjoyable, the night you spent with the girl you love, or the time you got shitfaced and woke up the next morning sleeping next to Shrek?
Anyway, that’s what I have to say concerning the subject of sincerity. I hope I didn’t bore you to tears, I didn’t gravely offend you, and that you’ve learned a little more about me.
Sincerely (haha),
Ryan Eick
Dreams?
Maybe someday you and I
Should get into a car
and go to California
just because it's far.
This place is getting old now,
as are our hearts and minds.
And we need to get away from here
and see what else we find.
Our horizons are bright
so we're leaving this town
and going to the western shoreline
where our hearts are surely bound.
Carefree around a campfire,
you and your guitar,
All troubles back on the east coast,
away from where we are.
And on our way to freedom,
we can finally see the world.
And discover what can happen,
just free will, a boy, and a girl.
We wont stop until we get there,
'cause thats where we're meant to be.
In the blowing wind, where love always wins,
Just you, California, and me.
Should get into a car
and go to California
just because it's far.
This place is getting old now,
as are our hearts and minds.
And we need to get away from here
and see what else we find.
Our horizons are bright
so we're leaving this town
and going to the western shoreline
where our hearts are surely bound.
Carefree around a campfire,
you and your guitar,
All troubles back on the east coast,
away from where we are.
And on our way to freedom,
we can finally see the world.
And discover what can happen,
just free will, a boy, and a girl.
We wont stop until we get there,
'cause thats where we're meant to be.
In the blowing wind, where love always wins,
Just you, California, and me.
Subtlety
I don’t think that each cloud
Really has a silver lining
'Cause I’m searching high and low
But for some reason never finding
How after seven days of happy
On the eighth I lose control
And I don’t mean to sound so sappy
But I’ve lost who made me whole.
For 10 minutes straight I’ll fly
Only to be struck down in my prime
I woke up laying on the ground
Bruised head, blood pooled all around.
If there’s a silver lining here,
I’m telling you it’s subtle.
I’m not sure, but from the looks of it
I'll always be in trouble.
I don’t think that a rainbow
Has a pot of gold at the end.
If you think that it’s all hard right now
Just wait until it ends.
Because the day the pain is "over"
and you're thinking you'll be fine
just wait a couple days
The wind will blow you off cloud nine.
Really has a silver lining
'Cause I’m searching high and low
But for some reason never finding
How after seven days of happy
On the eighth I lose control
And I don’t mean to sound so sappy
But I’ve lost who made me whole.
For 10 minutes straight I’ll fly
Only to be struck down in my prime
I woke up laying on the ground
Bruised head, blood pooled all around.
If there’s a silver lining here,
I’m telling you it’s subtle.
I’m not sure, but from the looks of it
I'll always be in trouble.
I don’t think that a rainbow
Has a pot of gold at the end.
If you think that it’s all hard right now
Just wait until it ends.
Because the day the pain is "over"
and you're thinking you'll be fine
just wait a couple days
The wind will blow you off cloud nine.
Superior
The most beautiful boy in the world
Fell in love with an average girl.
She just hopes that her love can win
her mind goes places he's never been.
She knows she'll never be fully right
But in her world, her love is her light.
She feels like she always does wrong
But somehow, he's loved her all along.
He lights up when she smiles
but her happiness is rarely shown.
There are some dark places she’s been
but to him, they're all unknown.
He hasn't seen her at her best in awhile
but please boy, don’t let her go.
She's beauty in his eyes,
but when the sun goes down, she cries.
She has problems with her mind.
And she's looking for things she can’t find.
He loves her and she knows it well
Sometimes its hard for her to tell.
He isn’t doing anything wrong
But she can only explain this in a song.
He's more perfect than anyone she's seen
but his feelings just need to be shown.
He had her heart since she was fourteen,
but now’s no time to take it slow.
And no matter how she’s feeling,
he still has to let her know,
that he loves her, and no matter what,
he'll never let her go.
Fell in love with an average girl.
She just hopes that her love can win
her mind goes places he's never been.
She knows she'll never be fully right
But in her world, her love is her light.
She feels like she always does wrong
But somehow, he's loved her all along.
He lights up when she smiles
but her happiness is rarely shown.
There are some dark places she’s been
but to him, they're all unknown.
He hasn't seen her at her best in awhile
but please boy, don’t let her go.
She's beauty in his eyes,
but when the sun goes down, she cries.
She has problems with her mind.
And she's looking for things she can’t find.
He loves her and she knows it well
Sometimes its hard for her to tell.
He isn’t doing anything wrong
But she can only explain this in a song.
He's more perfect than anyone she's seen
but his feelings just need to be shown.
He had her heart since she was fourteen,
but now’s no time to take it slow.
And no matter how she’s feeling,
he still has to let her know,
that he loves her, and no matter what,
he'll never let her go.
Honestly
It’s one thing to hurt myself
But seeing you in pain
And knowing that I caused it
Is driving me insane
And there’s no way to stop it
Nowhere for us to go
I died inside when you said those words
Honestly, no.
I know you don’t want to lose me
I know that you mean well
But you're too late to catch me
Because long ago, I fell
And my feelings are still kept inside
'Cause they're too deep to show
I lost a piece of myself when you said
Honestly, no.
You really don’t deserve this
You're perfect in every way
But there’s no way I can help this
There’s nothing I can say
Its awful that you're treated this way
You really have to know
Is it okay to live this way?
Honestly, no.
I know it’s really my fault
No matter what you say
And it kills me you get sadder
Every single day
Don’t tell me what I want to hear
Tell me what I need to know
Ill ask again, are you okay?
Honestly, no.
But seeing you in pain
And knowing that I caused it
Is driving me insane
And there’s no way to stop it
Nowhere for us to go
I died inside when you said those words
Honestly, no.
I know you don’t want to lose me
I know that you mean well
But you're too late to catch me
Because long ago, I fell
And my feelings are still kept inside
'Cause they're too deep to show
I lost a piece of myself when you said
Honestly, no.
You really don’t deserve this
You're perfect in every way
But there’s no way I can help this
There’s nothing I can say
Its awful that you're treated this way
You really have to know
Is it okay to live this way?
Honestly, no.
I know it’s really my fault
No matter what you say
And it kills me you get sadder
Every single day
Don’t tell me what I want to hear
Tell me what I need to know
Ill ask again, are you okay?
Honestly, no.
Individual
Blended together
like people on this earth
we're different in some ways
with the same kind of worth
We all shake and all cry
we all live and all die
we all look at the clouds
and sometimes we sigh
And relief on our face
can’t register to our mind
we're all fucked up some how
normalcy is hard to find
We all slap our own face
and ask god fucking WHY?
We all do it somehow
or at least we imply
That no matter how defiant
or how much we deny
we can lose everything
with the blink of an eye
when the wires in our brain
fuck up and go awry
The brain cells pack their suitcase
and say their last goodbye
you'll think about the rest of them
and what you want to fry
you're wound down
but you're fucked up
and you're flying so damn high
And I’ll say it once more
and I’ll continue to try
you can lose everything
with the blink of an eye
like people on this earth
we're different in some ways
with the same kind of worth
We all shake and all cry
we all live and all die
we all look at the clouds
and sometimes we sigh
And relief on our face
can’t register to our mind
we're all fucked up some how
normalcy is hard to find
We all slap our own face
and ask god fucking WHY?
We all do it somehow
or at least we imply
That no matter how defiant
or how much we deny
we can lose everything
with the blink of an eye
when the wires in our brain
fuck up and go awry
The brain cells pack their suitcase
and say their last goodbye
you'll think about the rest of them
and what you want to fry
you're wound down
but you're fucked up
and you're flying so damn high
And I’ll say it once more
and I’ll continue to try
you can lose everything
with the blink of an eye
The End
While the sun continues shining
People will continue finding
Who to love and how to live
What to take and when to give.
While the grass continues growing
People will continue knowing
Life is sweet and love is strong
Neither of them last too long.
While the flowers keep on blooming
People will keep on assuming
What you see is what you get
Oh, but they don’t know the truth yet.
While the earth continues turning
People will continue learning
But when the rain begins to pour
We will learn a little more...
People will continue finding
Who to love and how to live
What to take and when to give.
While the grass continues growing
People will continue knowing
Life is sweet and love is strong
Neither of them last too long.
While the flowers keep on blooming
People will keep on assuming
What you see is what you get
Oh, but they don’t know the truth yet.
While the earth continues turning
People will continue learning
But when the rain begins to pour
We will learn a little more...
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Biology Help
My Biology teacher thinks that I'm taking drugs. This was a brief rendition of our conversation when I went to see her for extra help today:
Teacher: Okay, so I guess that's pretty much everything. We went through the carbon cycle, and the calvin cycle. We also went through all the plant parts.
Me: Oh my god. Oh my god.
Teacher: What's wrong?
Me: Nothing it's just... it's all so small.
Teacher: Yes, Biology IS pretty incredible.
Me: No, not that. Plants are just so... We pick flowers and we just have no idea how much effort goes into making their energy. *on verge of tears* Why aren't people more considerate?! The plants are SO TINY!!
Teacher: It's okay. You're right, plants work a lot harder for their energy than we do. Are you alright?
Me: Yeah. I'm okay. I'm alright... *bursts out laughing*
Teacher: What now?
Me: This is so silly. Cells are silly. How do they just know what to do? It's so silly. Biology is silly. It's so weird.
Teacher: It is pretty... silly?
Teacher: Okay, so I guess that's pretty much everything. We went through the carbon cycle, and the calvin cycle. We also went through all the plant parts.
Me: Oh my god. Oh my god.
Teacher: What's wrong?
Me: Nothing it's just... it's all so small.
Teacher: Yes, Biology IS pretty incredible.
Me: No, not that. Plants are just so... We pick flowers and we just have no idea how much effort goes into making their energy. *on verge of tears* Why aren't people more considerate?! The plants are SO TINY!!
Teacher: It's okay. You're right, plants work a lot harder for their energy than we do. Are you alright?
Me: Yeah. I'm okay. I'm alright... *bursts out laughing*
Teacher: What now?
Me: This is so silly. Cells are silly. How do they just know what to do? It's so silly. Biology is silly. It's so weird.
Teacher: It is pretty... silly?
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Battle of the Bands
This Saturday, at the First Presbytarian Church in Fairfield. This is what Sky had to say about whether you attend or not:
"If you don't go to our gig you are supporting CANCER. If you come to our gig, you are supporting CURING CANCER.Don't be a douche, stop cancer."
"If you don't go to our gig you are supporting CANCER. If you come to our gig, you are supporting CURING CANCER.Don't be a douche, stop cancer."
Monday, November 2, 2009
Dress Like Chad
I got bored so I thought of the easy steps to make yourself look like your name is Chad.
1. khaki pants
2. loafers or boat shoes
3. white turtle neck sweater
4. blazer
There you have it. If you don't have a halloween costume already there's an easy idea.
1. khaki pants
2. loafers or boat shoes
3. white turtle neck sweater
4. blazer
There you have it. If you don't have a halloween costume already there's an easy idea.
Rant on Transhumanism
This is weird shit, and this is what I think about it:
My scientific/intellectual rant
This is terrifying.
We, as a race, are incredibly irresponsible. Many new technologies have had devastating consequences, especially those attributed to the cause of "advancing the human race."
My most objective opposition to the idea of advancing ourselves with technology is that as we "further ourselves"--pertaining specifically to wellness and ... longevity... the balance of power and happiness across the socioeconomic spectrum becomes more and more askew.
With the industrialist movement, the wealthy were now able to produce unprecedented quantities of products and goods with nothing more than financial commitment on their part. The less-than-wealthy unable to take advantage of the new manufacturing technology would be unable to compete in the modern markets as businessmen and left with no choice but to work in the factories, where they would work, in some cases, 24-hour shifts with little pay and in unsafe conditions.
Our current health system nearly guarantees a wealthy person the best medical treatment, while the less-than-wealthy, once again, will not be able to so easily, if at all, reap the benefits of innovations in modern medicine. These are only two examples of those gross socioeconomic schismic imbalances that face our world.
But when it comes down to this--transhumanism, which is about increasing the longevity, evolutionary status, and raw capability of a person with what would be INCREDIBLY expensive technology-- we are talking about a society where the actual superiority of person, in all respects, would be based ENTIRELY on one's wealth.
Perhaps this is desirable to the "human race", but this is a tragic day for humanity.
My opposition is beyond hatred.
Ethically, I am beyond disgusted.
Existentially, I am beyond despair.
I also really don't want to become a hydrogen ion. On a final note, can you say "Bioshock" in bold capital letters?
My "Brooke" rant
I'm just going to preface this by saying that I have done zero research on this topic. I read maybe half of the Wiki page. So obviously, I'm an expert, and you all should take my word as law.
Anyway, this whole transhumanism thing is freaking me out because it is SO FRACKING CRAZY.
Can we just appreciate for a moment what the people who support this movement must do with their lives? They've got to all be miserable human beings if they don't believe that suffering and death have a place in life.
And I don't want those kind of people trying to make life "better" for the rest of us. It's impractical, for one, but it's also just dumb.
I WANT to get old. I want to get wrinkles and crows feet and laugh lines and I want to get sick sometimes and have to attend a couple funerals.
You know?
I want time to take it's course on me and the rest of the world. And what this movement seems to be trying to do is take that away from me, creating this creepy Utopia in which I'm not allowed to be human.
... Please read more
I like being human because it's insane and unexpected and exciting and really, really hard. I don't ever want to give up that challenge.
So hey, H+, go fuck yourself.
My scientific/intellectual rant
This is terrifying.
We, as a race, are incredibly irresponsible. Many new technologies have had devastating consequences, especially those attributed to the cause of "advancing the human race."
My most objective opposition to the idea of advancing ourselves with technology is that as we "further ourselves"--pertaining specifically to wellness and ... longevity... the balance of power and happiness across the socioeconomic spectrum becomes more and more askew.
With the industrialist movement, the wealthy were now able to produce unprecedented quantities of products and goods with nothing more than financial commitment on their part. The less-than-wealthy unable to take advantage of the new manufacturing technology would be unable to compete in the modern markets as businessmen and left with no choice but to work in the factories, where they would work, in some cases, 24-hour shifts with little pay and in unsafe conditions.
Our current health system nearly guarantees a wealthy person the best medical treatment, while the less-than-wealthy, once again, will not be able to so easily, if at all, reap the benefits of innovations in modern medicine. These are only two examples of those gross socioeconomic schismic imbalances that face our world.
But when it comes down to this--transhumanism, which is about increasing the longevity, evolutionary status, and raw capability of a person with what would be INCREDIBLY expensive technology-- we are talking about a society where the actual superiority of person, in all respects, would be based ENTIRELY on one's wealth.
Perhaps this is desirable to the "human race", but this is a tragic day for humanity.
My opposition is beyond hatred.
Ethically, I am beyond disgusted.
Existentially, I am beyond despair.
I also really don't want to become a hydrogen ion. On a final note, can you say "Bioshock" in bold capital letters?
My "Brooke" rant
I'm just going to preface this by saying that I have done zero research on this topic. I read maybe half of the Wiki page. So obviously, I'm an expert, and you all should take my word as law.
Anyway, this whole transhumanism thing is freaking me out because it is SO FRACKING CRAZY.
Can we just appreciate for a moment what the people who support this movement must do with their lives? They've got to all be miserable human beings if they don't believe that suffering and death have a place in life.
And I don't want those kind of people trying to make life "better" for the rest of us. It's impractical, for one, but it's also just dumb.
I WANT to get old. I want to get wrinkles and crows feet and laugh lines and I want to get sick sometimes and have to attend a couple funerals.
You know?
I want time to take it's course on me and the rest of the world. And what this movement seems to be trying to do is take that away from me, creating this creepy Utopia in which I'm not allowed to be human.
... Please read more
I like being human because it's insane and unexpected and exciting and really, really hard. I don't ever want to give up that challenge.
So hey, H+, go fuck yourself.
The World Will Get Over It
He said "It's beautiful here,
Just like you"
I wanted to smile
But I couldn't go through.
He says I'm not selfish,
but we both know it's true.
And I'm fucking things up
With what I'm putting him through.
I said, "I'm sorry, 'cause I'm trying,
But no matter what I do,
all I want, all I need,
is to be with you."
The tears on my face
Have spread to my heart.
And I feel like I could die
Because him and I are apart.
And for reasons of my own,
I can't get it out of my head,
that he doesn't miss me back,
he just wants me gone instead.
He thinks this thought is crazy,
and I know that it is,
but I still can't explain
why I'm feeling like this.
Do I love him too much?
Does he love me too little?
Does it have to be extreme?
Can I meet him in the middle?
For now, wait 3 hours,
until it's 12:00 there,
close your eyes
and breathe in Seattle's fresh air.
lay down your head,
let the owls sing you to sleep,
and know when you come home,
you'll still have my heart to keep.
Just like you"
I wanted to smile
But I couldn't go through.
He says I'm not selfish,
but we both know it's true.
And I'm fucking things up
With what I'm putting him through.
I said, "I'm sorry, 'cause I'm trying,
But no matter what I do,
all I want, all I need,
is to be with you."
The tears on my face
Have spread to my heart.
And I feel like I could die
Because him and I are apart.
And for reasons of my own,
I can't get it out of my head,
that he doesn't miss me back,
he just wants me gone instead.
He thinks this thought is crazy,
and I know that it is,
but I still can't explain
why I'm feeling like this.
Do I love him too much?
Does he love me too little?
Does it have to be extreme?
Can I meet him in the middle?
For now, wait 3 hours,
until it's 12:00 there,
close your eyes
and breathe in Seattle's fresh air.
lay down your head,
let the owls sing you to sleep,
and know when you come home,
you'll still have my heart to keep.
"Good Morning"
Now I'm almost positive "good morning" is an oxymoron.
So here's my take on it
(Because this is what blogs are for)
Mornings can only truly be "good" when i've had plenty of sleep and am actually awake enough to enjoy the morning...
Because honestly, I like mornings. I really do. But they're not so enjoyable if i'm half asleep. Like, if I had my first choice, I'd still be happily in bed right now, lost in my dreams. Too bad that dream is gone.
Anyways, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to depress you.
Ummm.. start your day off right with a good breakfast!
...stay in school!
And just say "NO!" (with emotion and intensity!)
HA clearly I'm tired.
So here's my take on it
(Because this is what blogs are for)
Mornings can only truly be "good" when i've had plenty of sleep and am actually awake enough to enjoy the morning...
Because honestly, I like mornings. I really do. But they're not so enjoyable if i'm half asleep. Like, if I had my first choice, I'd still be happily in bed right now, lost in my dreams. Too bad that dream is gone.
Anyways, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to depress you.
Ummm.. start your day off right with a good breakfast!
...stay in school!
And just say "NO!" (with emotion and intensity!)
HA clearly I'm tired.
PC Issuez
Don't you love technology?
Relying on things that don't work half the time.. it's a rush!
It always leaves you in suspense.. will it work or will it not? It's like the ultimate thriller book.
Yeah,
right.
Some thriller.
The social networking site fails me once again (over and over and over and over..)
Why does it seem like when you need them the most, they decide to work the least?
I'm not sure, but it seems to be an ironic coincidence...
Just kidding. I know my computer isn't out to get me. Usually.
*insert sarcasm*
YAY PCS.
Hey, dont get me wrong
PCS cool for some stuff. I have a pc, clearly. But MACS run better. So don't be hatin'.
the end.
Relying on things that don't work half the time.. it's a rush!
It always leaves you in suspense.. will it work or will it not? It's like the ultimate thriller book.
Yeah,
right.
Some thriller.
The social networking site fails me once again (over and over and over and over..)
Why does it seem like when you need them the most, they decide to work the least?
I'm not sure, but it seems to be an ironic coincidence...
Just kidding. I know my computer isn't out to get me. Usually.
*insert sarcasm*
YAY PCS.
Hey, dont get me wrong
PCS cool for some stuff. I have a pc, clearly. But MACS run better. So don't be hatin'.
the end.
Ranting About Frank 1
I put a 1 in front of this because i know there will be more.
I got home, and frank starts screaming at me about how he got an email from my biology teacher saying that she suggested i go for extra help alone. Yet, last week i talked to her and got extra help on my own for this week, on Wednesday. The whole time he was yelling at me for not getting extra help, meanwhile i had an appointment that i arranged on my own for this week. He refused to listen to what i was saying, and now he's making me stay after school to get extra help when im also already going during my study hall. God damnit.
He also decided it would be a fantastic idea to spend 100,000 dollars on a fucking boat. Frank is loaded, and he thinks he can buy my love with money and items. Not true. Instead of using that money to perhaps pay for my college tuition, which will be necessary in less than 3 years, he has decided to spend his hard earned money on a floating hunk of plexiglass.
Not only does he spend money foolishly, he doesn't spend money on me at all. I wear my friends' clothes, or my mother's and i need socks really badly.
I got home, and frank starts screaming at me about how he got an email from my biology teacher saying that she suggested i go for extra help alone. Yet, last week i talked to her and got extra help on my own for this week, on Wednesday. The whole time he was yelling at me for not getting extra help, meanwhile i had an appointment that i arranged on my own for this week. He refused to listen to what i was saying, and now he's making me stay after school to get extra help when im also already going during my study hall. God damnit.
He also decided it would be a fantastic idea to spend 100,000 dollars on a fucking boat. Frank is loaded, and he thinks he can buy my love with money and items. Not true. Instead of using that money to perhaps pay for my college tuition, which will be necessary in less than 3 years, he has decided to spend his hard earned money on a floating hunk of plexiglass.
Not only does he spend money foolishly, he doesn't spend money on me at all. I wear my friends' clothes, or my mother's and i need socks really badly.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Day after Halloween. Went to Mcdonald's for breakfast sandwiches and hot cocoa. Delicious. Walked to Shaws, CVS, People's Bank, then Party City.
Tried on feather boas, and Brittany bought horse shampoo because it makes your hair healthy and shiny. She also lost her credit card so we had to put a stop on it.
Me and Chris tried to exchange our Arizona bottles for the 5 cent deposit but the machine wouldnt take them. The guy who runs the machines walked us down to customer service, and they apologized profusely and gave us 25 cents each. Chris says he's following me around forever now, because i'm just so lucky.
After that we went to the Trumbull Mall, where i bought a beautiful Cream colored coat. Because you cant wear white in winter. Not acceptable. We ate chinese food, and then we went back to Rachael's house, where we played DDR for an hour, and did our hair. It was a successful post-Halloween day, and i'm proud to share it with you.
Tried on feather boas, and Brittany bought horse shampoo because it makes your hair healthy and shiny. She also lost her credit card so we had to put a stop on it.
Me and Chris tried to exchange our Arizona bottles for the 5 cent deposit but the machine wouldnt take them. The guy who runs the machines walked us down to customer service, and they apologized profusely and gave us 25 cents each. Chris says he's following me around forever now, because i'm just so lucky.
After that we went to the Trumbull Mall, where i bought a beautiful Cream colored coat. Because you cant wear white in winter. Not acceptable. We ate chinese food, and then we went back to Rachael's house, where we played DDR for an hour, and did our hair. It was a successful post-Halloween day, and i'm proud to share it with you.
Halloween 2009
It kicked some serious butt. Really. Huge get together at Mary's. Loads of people were high. Rachael thought she was a car for a solid 30 minutes. It was pretty great, lots of amazing pictures, and the food was fantastic. (Primo Pizza at 2 A.M.) We played in the rain for hours, and ate pounds of sugar. <3>
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