Monday, November 9, 2009

This Ought To Be Good...

1) Finish writing a novel-length story.
2) Dye my hair. (check!)
3) Marry a rock star.
4) Be presented with a dozen roses.
5) Reject a marriage proposal.
6) Chop down my own Christmas tree.
7) Throw a crazy and entirely memorable party.
8) Get engaged.
9) Win one of those "Most [something]" awards in my high school year book.
10) Become an internet phenomenon.
11) Have a really small wedding in a remote place in some other country.
12) Have a 4.0 (or more) GPA.
13) Live on a boat for a year.
14) Write a song.
15) Get... MUCH... better at the piano.
16) Learn to play the guitar.
17) Hang out with a renowned director.
18) Be in a movie that wins an Oscar.
19) Have a child.
20) Live to see my (potential) grandchildren.
21) At least get into law school.
22) Cut all of my hair off for a good cause.
23) Go backpacking through Europe.
24) Learn to speak Spanish.
25) Learn to speak Italian.
26) Learn to speak French.
27) Re-learn how to speak German.
28) Go backpacking through India.
29) Live in New York City.
30) Stand on a float in Provincetown's Carnival Parade.
31) Go skydiving.
32) Climb an enormous tree in some isolated forest.
33) Perform in front of a crowd that's bigger than a school auditorium.
34) Find my soulmate.
35) Get a full sleeve tattoo. (Maybe)
36) Buy something extremely expensive that I don't really need and maybe don't have the money for but absolutely love.
37) Take a picture of something that is worth a lot of money. (i.e. picture of a legit ghost or the boogieman)
38) Get a job shortly after I turn 16.
39) Get my heart broken.
40) Kiss a complete stranger.
41) Throw tomatoes at Miley Cyrus.
42) Get in a major catfight. (Kinda check)
43) Get kicked out of a bar for being sexually inappropriate. (That would be amazing.)
44) Judo chop a pummelo.
45) Get a piercing that I end up absolutely hating.
46) Get my ears re-pierced. (Check!)
47) Eat nothing but ice cream and junk food for an entire day. (Check!)
48) Break someone's heart. (check?)
49) Go skinny dipping! (Or chunky dunking, depending on how my diet may vary.)
50) Fail a driving test.
51) Pass a driving test.
52) HANG OUT WITH KRISTEN WIIG.
53) Ask out a stranger.
54) Be asked out by a stranger.
55) Date someone way out of my league.
56) Get some of those funky contacts that make your eyes look like cat or snake eyes.
57) Have a personal assistant who is more familiar with the way my life works than I am.
58) Beat someone up for picking on a nerd.
59) Eat at a fancy restaurant and let someone else order for me.
60) Meet the cast of the podcast You Look Nice Today.
61) Be funny on demand.
62) Be able to cry on demand.
63) Learn how to productively waste time.
64) Travel in first class.
65) Travel to Singapore.
66) Get on Santa's nice list. (Check!)
67) Get on Santa's naughty list. (Check!)
68) Think of something funny to say on Twitter. (Check!)
69) Watch something explode. (Check!)
70) Find a way to help end poverty.
71) Grow out my hair past my ass.
72) Get in phenomenal physical shape.
73) Attend a seance.
74) See a ghost.
75) Save someone's life.
76) Be on TLC's What Not To Wear. (Haha)
77) Give someone a haircut. (Check!)
78) Go to all three of my sister's graduations.
79) Go to all three of my sister's weddings.
80) Have my sisters look up to me as a role model.
81) Walk down a street yelling "The sky is falling!!!"
82) Confuse zoo animals.
83) Live in a pummello tree house as co-owner of a restaurant that only sells food with pummelos in it.
84) Co-invent a pummello pillow and then mass produce them and throw them out of sky scrapers in every country.
85) Personnally ask the rabbit in Alice in Wonderland why he stopped to sing if he was in such a hurry.
86) Cure the allergic reaction to rotten bananas.
87) Dance in the remake of Newsies with Christian Bale. (Yum)
88) Star as Flannery in The Insiders movie.
89) Be a writer/producer/director/actress in Exit Here... The Movie.
90) Meet Fred Figgelhorn.
91) Say to some random person "Hands off Gavin she's mine on Friday!!".
92) Have dreams that make sense. (Check!)(Well, I had one)
93) Carry around a bicycle wheel so I can say at random times "I brought my wheel!".
94) Find an invisible baby.
95) Be applauded at Madison Square Garden.
96) Kiss someone in the rain. (Check!)
97) Have a high school sweetheart. (Check!)
98) Live in Los Angeles.
99) Audition for American Idol.
100) Have my audition for American Idol be something people talk about for a month.
101) Create a piece of art. (Check!)
102) Be happy with my life.
103) *Last thing I wanna do* Die happy.

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