I hate living in my house. Of course I love my mom and I absolutely adore my baby sister but if I could, I'd get a job, save up tons of money, get an apartment, take my baby sister, and leave.
I can't wait until I'm 18 because then, I can finally, and legally, leave and go wherever the fuck I want.
Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Stuff Like Love and Bullshit
Stuff.
I hate the girls who complain about "love" and bullshit and then the other girls who try to compare. Because boys hurt, too. Guys have feelings as much as girls. Guys hate girls who do this, because for one, you're all just doing it for attention. And two, guys feel the same way because of us. You don't see them complaining, do you?
I hate the girls who complain about "love" and bullshit and then the other girls who try to compare. Because boys hurt, too. Guys have feelings as much as girls. Guys hate girls who do this, because for one, you're all just doing it for attention. And two, guys feel the same way because of us. You don't see them complaining, do you?
Monday, November 9, 2009
Rant On... Headbands
The eighties are over, my friend.
I'm not sure you really understand it, but those times of your life are gone.
Kaput.
Blammo.
You'll never be young again, your dreams are meaningless, your achievements and trophies and importance and everything have been pushed to the wayside to be ignored by the current generation, if not spat on, and nothing can regain that.
Just like me.
Headbands are so tight on my head.
Whenever I wear 'em I get headaches.
They cut off my circulation.
It's terrible!
This makes me sad because when I go to Sally's they always have really cute ones that I would like to rock!!
Sad world.
That headband was the rattiest goddamn thing I had ever laid eyes on, and it stank of too-sweet cherry shampoo.
Threads were hanging off of it in great sloppy gobs, and the color had long washed out in years of wear and woe.
When she wasn't looking, I held it to my cheek, and breathed in.
I remember wearing headbands as a child - they were kind of a big deal in my house since I had sisters and we always fought over who got to wear which ones.
I wish that we'd had the kind that my daughter has, the soft elastic kind - I remember that mine always hurt my head behind my ears.
I love the ones with the big flowers on them, that people put on little babies.
A band for security, and being a maverick.
It shows spirit, and new way of thinking; somebody who is not afraid.
Someone who can stand up for what he believes in, a headband is like an identity.
Will Ferrell.
I'm not sure you really understand it, but those times of your life are gone.
Kaput.
Blammo.
You'll never be young again, your dreams are meaningless, your achievements and trophies and importance and everything have been pushed to the wayside to be ignored by the current generation, if not spat on, and nothing can regain that.
Just like me.
Headbands are so tight on my head.
Whenever I wear 'em I get headaches.
They cut off my circulation.
It's terrible!
This makes me sad because when I go to Sally's they always have really cute ones that I would like to rock!!
Sad world.
That headband was the rattiest goddamn thing I had ever laid eyes on, and it stank of too-sweet cherry shampoo.
Threads were hanging off of it in great sloppy gobs, and the color had long washed out in years of wear and woe.
When she wasn't looking, I held it to my cheek, and breathed in.
I remember wearing headbands as a child - they were kind of a big deal in my house since I had sisters and we always fought over who got to wear which ones.
I wish that we'd had the kind that my daughter has, the soft elastic kind - I remember that mine always hurt my head behind my ears.
I love the ones with the big flowers on them, that people put on little babies.
A band for security, and being a maverick.
It shows spirit, and new way of thinking; somebody who is not afraid.
Someone who can stand up for what he believes in, a headband is like an identity.
Will Ferrell.
Minor Irritations (Not Mine)
1. People who wear their pants lower than their waist, thus are constantly pulling them up. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOXERS!!
2. The tall people in the halls (who walk exceedingly slow for people with long legs)that make me late for class.
3. Two-faced people who act all nice then start stupid, pointless rumors about you.
4. People that complain about you being a poser when they are the ones coping YOU and not doing it for any reason but to look a certain way.
5. People who say they'll be right back then disappear for hours at a clip
6. Peanut butter cookies
7. when my cell phone battery dies out of the blue
8. Stupid T.V. shows that people obssess over
9. Rap
10. not having cookies in the house.
11. hypocritical people.
12. having over 20 people online yet still having no one to talk to.
13. my Ipod breaking and being stuck for 2 months with no music.
14. not being able to do something i want because my brother is on the computer or using the t.v.
15. slow computers.
16. people who are always "yo"ing me.
17. dead ipods and cell phone batteries.
18. getting 2764763475348957389475 notifications.
19. music wars with Brandon...
20. most country music.
21. people stealing my pens.
22. spam.
23. when someone is too much of a baby to say things to your face thus text you or say it behind your back.
24. unneccesarily long notes about personal things no one wants to have the whole world know
25. people who have to attention span of a squirrel.
26. technoloy.
27. people taking my stuff without asking.
28. stratford (the streets confse me).
29. walking to the mall.
30. hair dye (it grows out too soon!)
31. boys...
32. growing.
33. volleyball!!
34. When a boy tells you he will call you later but doesn't call until 11:30pm and you're both half asleep.
35. Judgemental people. So someone is different from what you feel is normal. If they're happy that's all that matters.
36. Making plans with someone but not being able to carry out those plans because of something stupid.
37. the fact that i can't think of anything else to type even though i know there is a lot more that irritates me in the world
2. The tall people in the halls (who walk exceedingly slow for people with long legs)that make me late for class.
3. Two-faced people who act all nice then start stupid, pointless rumors about you.
4. People that complain about you being a poser when they are the ones coping YOU and not doing it for any reason but to look a certain way.
5. People who say they'll be right back then disappear for hours at a clip
6. Peanut butter cookies
7. when my cell phone battery dies out of the blue
8. Stupid T.V. shows that people obssess over
9. Rap
10. not having cookies in the house.
11. hypocritical people.
12. having over 20 people online yet still having no one to talk to.
13. my Ipod breaking and being stuck for 2 months with no music.
14. not being able to do something i want because my brother is on the computer or using the t.v.
15. slow computers.
16. people who are always "yo"ing me.
17. dead ipods and cell phone batteries.
18. getting 2764763475348957389475 notifications.
19. music wars with Brandon...
20. most country music.
21. people stealing my pens.
22. spam.
23. when someone is too much of a baby to say things to your face thus text you or say it behind your back.
24. unneccesarily long notes about personal things no one wants to have the whole world know
25. people who have to attention span of a squirrel.
26. technoloy.
27. people taking my stuff without asking.
28. stratford (the streets confse me).
29. walking to the mall.
30. hair dye (it grows out too soon!)
31. boys...
32. growing.
33. volleyball!!
34. When a boy tells you he will call you later but doesn't call until 11:30pm and you're both half asleep.
35. Judgemental people. So someone is different from what you feel is normal. If they're happy that's all that matters.
36. Making plans with someone but not being able to carry out those plans because of something stupid.
37. the fact that i can't think of anything else to type even though i know there is a lot more that irritates me in the world
Mini Hannah Rant
You get annoyed when...
1. There is that one person who acts a certain way, but is clueless as to why they do that.
2. I'm not in a good mood and someone happens to be a total jackass and ruins my day.
3. Someone fucks up their life and then complains about it when they completely had the choice to do so, but other people can't make the same decision (sorry bitch)
1. There is that one person who acts a certain way, but is clueless as to why they do that.
2. I'm not in a good mood and someone happens to be a total jackass and ruins my day.
3. Someone fucks up their life and then complains about it when they completely had the choice to do so, but other people can't make the same decision (sorry bitch)
Black Dynamite
Do not like this status. You have no right to like this status, nor is it a good status. All this means is that he is never going to shut the fuck up about Black Dynamite. Instead he is not only going to kill every decent part of the movie, but torture it, resulting in more suffering for those who have to be near him during the day.
1. Nick can do whatever the fuck he feels like, because he is not a tool, but a person who thinks for himself and doesn't jack off to Chris/Keith/Ed/Rachel/Obama/any representative of the Democratic party including any fictional man from the West Wing (preferably black- because we all know about your fetish, Scott.)
2. You don't deserve to even talk about Black DYNAMITE ya jive-ass TURKEY! In the words of BD himself, "There's only one man who could be more diabolical than the fiendish Dr. Wu (Falk)- and that's you Tricky Dick (and by you, he means any officious prick who aspires to become President but knows he'll lose by 6 votes at the start of his career.)
3. I would say the suffering rests on those who have to bear the stuck-pig squeals of the Scott and his "WTF did you just say?" sentences that don't even try to make sense- those words that you just didn't figure out how to put together but you threw them out there anyway, almost as badly as your Dirty Sanchez throws his passes.... Read more
4. It's an excellent status, because it's true in every sense of the word- with an extra 20$ Tyler would dress up in drag AGAIN and I could reenact the entire movie with the preceding materials (but you haven't seen the movie, so I guess you really couldn't have an opinion- typical MSNBC Democrat- forming biased opinions without any information)
5. How d'ya like yah GAHLIK BREAD that I just served up on a plate like Fred "Spreads the Court Like Buttah" will serve up at Da Thankgivin' Classic. HUH? D'YA LIKE YA GAHLIK BREAD?
1. Nick can do whatever the fuck he feels like, because he is not a tool, but a person who thinks for himself and doesn't jack off to Chris/Keith/Ed/Rachel/Obama/any representative of the Democratic party including any fictional man from the West Wing (preferably black- because we all know about your fetish, Scott.)
2. You don't deserve to even talk about Black DYNAMITE ya jive-ass TURKEY! In the words of BD himself, "There's only one man who could be more diabolical than the fiendish Dr. Wu (Falk)- and that's you Tricky Dick (and by you, he means any officious prick who aspires to become President but knows he'll lose by 6 votes at the start of his career.)
3. I would say the suffering rests on those who have to bear the stuck-pig squeals of the Scott and his "WTF did you just say?" sentences that don't even try to make sense- those words that you just didn't figure out how to put together but you threw them out there anyway, almost as badly as your Dirty Sanchez throws his passes.... Read more
4. It's an excellent status, because it's true in every sense of the word- with an extra 20$ Tyler would dress up in drag AGAIN and I could reenact the entire movie with the preceding materials (but you haven't seen the movie, so I guess you really couldn't have an opinion- typical MSNBC Democrat- forming biased opinions without any information)
5. How d'ya like yah GAHLIK BREAD that I just served up on a plate like Fred "Spreads the Court Like Buttah" will serve up at Da Thankgivin' Classic. HUH? D'YA LIKE YA GAHLIK BREAD?
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Another Rant?
Saw this rant on one of my friends' Facebooks. Thought it was funny, so here it is for your viewing pleasure. :)
So, I'm just venting because I am sick of every ones shit.
Okay, let's get some thing straight.
Yes I do swear alot, and yes I do like to fight, and YES I do flirt, and YES I can be a fucking bitch, so if you have a problem, then why the hell are you even reading this?
I hate when people effing judge people on their appearances, like what the hell!
You don't know them, you don't know what they have been through in their life, for all you know they are just someone else in the crowd but you decide OH THEY LOOK DIFFERENT I DON'T LIKE THEM!
Like really, really now!?
You don't know them so shut the fuck up!
If you have something to say, say it to their face, instead of being an idiot and saying it behind their back, because if you aren't saying it to their face, obviously you're too self conscious of yourself, and you have to make fun of them or you're just an idiot and afraid they'll kick your ass!
So just shut the fuck up.
And Rumors like really!?
Shut the fuck up if you didn't hear it from the person themselves, don't even try to go up to someone else and be like
"Oh shit! Did you hear about so and so!? Is it true!?"
Like wtf?! Just tell the PERSON it's about and ask them. Like, not that big of a deal.
OKAY, and then there is relationships & hook ups.
If you aren't dating the person YOU DON'T OWN THEM!
God, some guy and girl are effing fighting and crying over
"Oh I've liked him for so long and now she is dating him!"
Like stfu!
If you liked him or her so much, do something about it.
Like seriously!?
Then there is hooking up and "so and so hooked up like OMG!"
No.
Let them be, that's their biz. not yours.
Plus if they're a whore or asshole, and you know it, why the fuck are you even trying to hook up with them?!
You're gonna get hurt so why the hell would you even go for them!?
GOD SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST IDIOTS
OKAY, I'm done for now (:
Goodbye <3
So, I'm just venting because I am sick of every ones shit.
Okay, let's get some thing straight.
Yes I do swear alot, and yes I do like to fight, and YES I do flirt, and YES I can be a fucking bitch, so if you have a problem, then why the hell are you even reading this?
I hate when people effing judge people on their appearances, like what the hell!
You don't know them, you don't know what they have been through in their life, for all you know they are just someone else in the crowd but you decide OH THEY LOOK DIFFERENT I DON'T LIKE THEM!
Like really, really now!?
You don't know them so shut the fuck up!
If you have something to say, say it to their face, instead of being an idiot and saying it behind their back, because if you aren't saying it to their face, obviously you're too self conscious of yourself, and you have to make fun of them or you're just an idiot and afraid they'll kick your ass!
So just shut the fuck up.
And Rumors like really!?
Shut the fuck up if you didn't hear it from the person themselves, don't even try to go up to someone else and be like
"Oh shit! Did you hear about so and so!? Is it true!?"
Like wtf?! Just tell the PERSON it's about and ask them. Like, not that big of a deal.
OKAY, and then there is relationships & hook ups.
If you aren't dating the person YOU DON'T OWN THEM!
God, some guy and girl are effing fighting and crying over
"Oh I've liked him for so long and now she is dating him!"
Like stfu!
If you liked him or her so much, do something about it.
Like seriously!?
Then there is hooking up and "so and so hooked up like OMG!"
No.
Let them be, that's their biz. not yours.
Plus if they're a whore or asshole, and you know it, why the fuck are you even trying to hook up with them?!
You're gonna get hurt so why the hell would you even go for them!?
GOD SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST IDIOTS
OKAY, I'm done for now (:
Goodbye <3
Monday, November 2, 2009
Rant on Transhumanism
This is weird shit, and this is what I think about it:
My scientific/intellectual rant
This is terrifying.
We, as a race, are incredibly irresponsible. Many new technologies have had devastating consequences, especially those attributed to the cause of "advancing the human race."
My most objective opposition to the idea of advancing ourselves with technology is that as we "further ourselves"--pertaining specifically to wellness and ... longevity... the balance of power and happiness across the socioeconomic spectrum becomes more and more askew.
With the industrialist movement, the wealthy were now able to produce unprecedented quantities of products and goods with nothing more than financial commitment on their part. The less-than-wealthy unable to take advantage of the new manufacturing technology would be unable to compete in the modern markets as businessmen and left with no choice but to work in the factories, where they would work, in some cases, 24-hour shifts with little pay and in unsafe conditions.
Our current health system nearly guarantees a wealthy person the best medical treatment, while the less-than-wealthy, once again, will not be able to so easily, if at all, reap the benefits of innovations in modern medicine. These are only two examples of those gross socioeconomic schismic imbalances that face our world.
But when it comes down to this--transhumanism, which is about increasing the longevity, evolutionary status, and raw capability of a person with what would be INCREDIBLY expensive technology-- we are talking about a society where the actual superiority of person, in all respects, would be based ENTIRELY on one's wealth.
Perhaps this is desirable to the "human race", but this is a tragic day for humanity.
My opposition is beyond hatred.
Ethically, I am beyond disgusted.
Existentially, I am beyond despair.
I also really don't want to become a hydrogen ion. On a final note, can you say "Bioshock" in bold capital letters?
My "Brooke" rant
I'm just going to preface this by saying that I have done zero research on this topic. I read maybe half of the Wiki page. So obviously, I'm an expert, and you all should take my word as law.
Anyway, this whole transhumanism thing is freaking me out because it is SO FRACKING CRAZY.
Can we just appreciate for a moment what the people who support this movement must do with their lives? They've got to all be miserable human beings if they don't believe that suffering and death have a place in life.
And I don't want those kind of people trying to make life "better" for the rest of us. It's impractical, for one, but it's also just dumb.
I WANT to get old. I want to get wrinkles and crows feet and laugh lines and I want to get sick sometimes and have to attend a couple funerals.
You know?
I want time to take it's course on me and the rest of the world. And what this movement seems to be trying to do is take that away from me, creating this creepy Utopia in which I'm not allowed to be human.
... Please read more
I like being human because it's insane and unexpected and exciting and really, really hard. I don't ever want to give up that challenge.
So hey, H+, go fuck yourself.
My scientific/intellectual rant
This is terrifying.
We, as a race, are incredibly irresponsible. Many new technologies have had devastating consequences, especially those attributed to the cause of "advancing the human race."
My most objective opposition to the idea of advancing ourselves with technology is that as we "further ourselves"--pertaining specifically to wellness and ... longevity... the balance of power and happiness across the socioeconomic spectrum becomes more and more askew.
With the industrialist movement, the wealthy were now able to produce unprecedented quantities of products and goods with nothing more than financial commitment on their part. The less-than-wealthy unable to take advantage of the new manufacturing technology would be unable to compete in the modern markets as businessmen and left with no choice but to work in the factories, where they would work, in some cases, 24-hour shifts with little pay and in unsafe conditions.
Our current health system nearly guarantees a wealthy person the best medical treatment, while the less-than-wealthy, once again, will not be able to so easily, if at all, reap the benefits of innovations in modern medicine. These are only two examples of those gross socioeconomic schismic imbalances that face our world.
But when it comes down to this--transhumanism, which is about increasing the longevity, evolutionary status, and raw capability of a person with what would be INCREDIBLY expensive technology-- we are talking about a society where the actual superiority of person, in all respects, would be based ENTIRELY on one's wealth.
Perhaps this is desirable to the "human race", but this is a tragic day for humanity.
My opposition is beyond hatred.
Ethically, I am beyond disgusted.
Existentially, I am beyond despair.
I also really don't want to become a hydrogen ion. On a final note, can you say "Bioshock" in bold capital letters?
My "Brooke" rant
I'm just going to preface this by saying that I have done zero research on this topic. I read maybe half of the Wiki page. So obviously, I'm an expert, and you all should take my word as law.
Anyway, this whole transhumanism thing is freaking me out because it is SO FRACKING CRAZY.
Can we just appreciate for a moment what the people who support this movement must do with their lives? They've got to all be miserable human beings if they don't believe that suffering and death have a place in life.
And I don't want those kind of people trying to make life "better" for the rest of us. It's impractical, for one, but it's also just dumb.
I WANT to get old. I want to get wrinkles and crows feet and laugh lines and I want to get sick sometimes and have to attend a couple funerals.
You know?
I want time to take it's course on me and the rest of the world. And what this movement seems to be trying to do is take that away from me, creating this creepy Utopia in which I'm not allowed to be human.
... Please read more
I like being human because it's insane and unexpected and exciting and really, really hard. I don't ever want to give up that challenge.
So hey, H+, go fuck yourself.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Internet Troubles
Ok. I was going to post this as a status, but screw that. I have been sitting at my desk for thirty minutes just trying to get here. I know this is stupid, but my internet network decided to ban my computer entirely. So now I'm stealing my neighbor's internet and it is as slow as an elephant carrying it's morbidly obese sister up Mt. Everest.
And that pisses me off. So now I sit and wait for this page to load, and start writing my note.
O!! What's this? It would seem that I was disconnected from the other network too! What great news!! That just makes my rant all the better.
By the way, FML. Just had to say that. It is also 11:15 right now, and I have no idea how long it will take to post all of this. But anyway, here it is..... ok, wonderful.
I can't connect back to the other network, and I can't connect back to my network. So I'm going to copy and paste this, so even after I turn off my computer it is safe, and I will have proof of my rage.
Also, fml. Again. Ok. Now its 11:30, and I'm really tired. This might end up being a long note.
So this week is only going to be four days long, then we get a vacation. That's nice.
I know, isn't it? This is getting kinda creepy, i'm having a conversation with my self. Dude. You need to get a life. Ok. Getting late now. Really should go to bed.
But I really want to keep writing too. Just to let you all know, when I wrote writing, I wound up typing writhing, which is a word for rolling on the ground in great pain.
Which is what i'm going to be doing at track because I skipped on Friday and I didn't run all weekend. Except for reffing.
(Ran up and down a soccer sideline for 3 damn hours in the sun) and I made 50$# Oops. Didn't mean to put the # there. But i'm going to leave it there. I really am getting tired now, should go to bed (also, this is a really long note now. You have to scroll to read all of it. lol)
Day 2: Network still down. First connecting network shut down yesterday.
Beginning to think that the internet must just hate me. But now I'm stuck on this LOST THE GAME one window, so I guess I might as well make my time here worth while. Which means that you all have to read this. But not really. But if you do read through all of this, then you really have no life. Sorry.
And that pisses me off. So now I sit and wait for this page to load, and start writing my note.
O!! What's this? It would seem that I was disconnected from the other network too! What great news!! That just makes my rant all the better.
By the way, FML. Just had to say that. It is also 11:15 right now, and I have no idea how long it will take to post all of this. But anyway, here it is..... ok, wonderful.
I can't connect back to the other network, and I can't connect back to my network. So I'm going to copy and paste this, so even after I turn off my computer it is safe, and I will have proof of my rage.
Also, fml. Again. Ok. Now its 11:30, and I'm really tired. This might end up being a long note.
So this week is only going to be four days long, then we get a vacation. That's nice.
I know, isn't it? This is getting kinda creepy, i'm having a conversation with my self. Dude. You need to get a life. Ok. Getting late now. Really should go to bed.
But I really want to keep writing too. Just to let you all know, when I wrote writing, I wound up typing writhing, which is a word for rolling on the ground in great pain.
Which is what i'm going to be doing at track because I skipped on Friday and I didn't run all weekend. Except for reffing.
(Ran up and down a soccer sideline for 3 damn hours in the sun) and I made 50$# Oops. Didn't mean to put the # there. But i'm going to leave it there. I really am getting tired now, should go to bed (also, this is a really long note now. You have to scroll to read all of it. lol)
Day 2: Network still down. First connecting network shut down yesterday.
Beginning to think that the internet must just hate me. But now I'm stuck on this LOST THE GAME one window, so I guess I might as well make my time here worth while. Which means that you all have to read this. But not really. But if you do read through all of this, then you really have no life. Sorry.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Dear Weather Men,
Hey weather men. It isn't raining here. It's actually pretty sunny. No big storm. It can't possible be all this hard to tell what the weather's going to be like, considering the fact that you have a reasonable amount of resources and technology. Just putting that out there.
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