Friends Quotes

Chandler: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!

Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and WON!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!

Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.

Monica: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!

Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages. They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games.
Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
Chandler: No.
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents.

Mike Hanigan: You're not gonna try and make me join a cult are you?
Ross: No...
Mike Hanigan: Oh okay. You just have that look.
Ross: Damn SuperCuts!

Phoebe: We can be guys. Come on, let us be guys.
Chandler: You don't want to be guys, you'd be all hairy and you wouldn't live as long.

Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Ross: [glum] My wife's a lesbian.
Joey: Cool.
Chandler: Ross, this is Joey. Joey, Ross.

Joey: Hey, I got something for you.
Chandler: What's this?
Joey: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told you but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night.

Ross: First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.

Ross: I'm sorry your husband cheated on you.
Rachel: I'm sorry your wife is gay.

Only Mary Would Understand

Yes, that IS the Jonas Brothers!!!
Rachael is PROMISCUOUS!
Wet Seal man decided to wear sea foam instead of mustard.
I love it too but that's just the way God made it!
I bet that YOU look good on the dancefloor...
It's like throwing a cat.
I dig those chocolate chips, yo!
Looks like someone broke out a new stopwatch!
What are you still doing here?!?!
You look like you ate an elephant!
TODD'S SHINS!
America's Next Top Waddle
Fugate-Liftig
Tina is 9 1/2
827-TGL
363-FCX
MARION BROWN IS NOT A COW!!!
Pot smoking corner, Honey the tree, and the light blue Solara that we never got to see the inside of!
Why are you chasing me?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
Sex? Drugs? SOCIAL CIRCLES!

Leather Pants

On the first day of school I walked into my homeroom, and the first thing that my teacher asked me was "Do you have leather pants?"

You Wore Her Scarf

S: Great job today Brooke!
Me: Thanks! By the way, is your wife mad at you?
S: No... why?
Me: Because you wore her scarf to work today.
S: OHHHHHH! That was a diss!

Pocket Knife

(AT TRACK PRACTICE)

Patrick: Hey Mr. O, can I see your keys, I need to cut the ribbon off this hurdle, it's bothering me.
Mr. O: I don't have my keys with me, sorry.
Me: Want me to go get my pocket knife?
Mr. O: WHAT?!
Me: Sorry, just checking to see if you were paying attention.

Gorilla Man

Yesterday after school I was walking to my bus, when I saw a man in a gorilla suit. Yes, this is why I attend public school. Anyways, I walked up to this person in a gorilla suit and I got my picture taken with him. As soon as I upload my digital pictures off my camera I'll put it up, because it is definitely the most amazing thing that's happened within the last two weeks. Besides last Tuesday when some Cuban custodian bought me a diet Coke. I don't know why, but I appreciated it. Also, my history teacher tried to hook me up with her 22 year old son yesterday. She even showed me his picture and offered me his cell phone number. I politely refused the offer, but I have a feeling that she's going to lower my grade. This was my yesterday, and thank you for listening.

Mary's Name

Why did your parents name you what they did? Because they wanted people to hear my name and think "Oh, so she must be an 85 year old woman..."

The Home Depot

Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was in home depot, and all my teachers were there, and they were trying to give me candy, but i was scared cuz im not a fan of chocolate, and also i think it was posioned...

-Mary

Word Association

PINK- president pink
SOAP- self cleaning!
SNOW- wanton (leave me alone..)
LAKE- crayons
MILK- not chocolate!
BLUE- rice
RING- pop
YEAR- yellow raincoat
HEAD- concussion!
FIVE- dollar footlong

-Mary

The 5 Year Plan

5 years?
Well....
Assuming my grades stay the same, I wouldn't make it into college, so i'd be working at a fast food restaurant, and then after I blow all my money on drugs because i'm uneducated and don't know any better, i'll end up living in a cardboard box with a man named Cindy who talks to his hand. You had to ask.
-Mary

Memorial Day Weekend (MDW)

Another Mary Survey

192: I am allergic to: cats, dogs, trees, grass, flowers, dust, mold, school, my mom, life, the world, and Splenda..yes, the no FUCKING calorie sweetener...

58: Your hair color is: brown/reddish..but most CERTAINLY not ginger!

41: Do you listen to music every day?hahahahahahaha thts a silly billy question, music is everything its all i ever do. thats why im failing school...

Have you pre-named your children: Owen Robert Clapton *insert last name here* ..BITCH!

What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?i had already gone to bed, but i presume i was awake writing crap in my notebook, because apparently i do that in my sleep.

Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten dissapointed in the end?yes! i got a fucking 99% on my english essay, and i was all "BITCH, PLEASE! you just took off that one point to make me mad!"

When you see a foggy window do you feel the need to draw or write on it? no, but everytime i leave a room, i have to turn the lightswitch on and off 72 times or my family will die...

Could you go for chicken sandwich & some waffle fries? no, im a failure at eating. i only eat jellybeans and mentos. THE FRESHMAKER! lol

Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? my socks, and my pants. and PRESIDENT PINK! she must die!

What kind of pants are you wearing? very fuzzy pink ones. valentine's day apparel is necessary in my life.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? probably? idk i'm not very intimidating, im a 95 pound white girl from Fairfield. i can't really make people cry.

5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? it depends on how it's said. like if someone says "wow you're beautiful" then yeah. but if like today for example, some old hippie in a pickup truck whistled at me while i was running...i was not amused.
Six things I do before I fall asleep
1. brush teeth
2. remove clothing
3. turn on air cleaner (so i dont die of cat allergies)
4. txt my friends goodnight
5. say goodnight to led zepp
6. clap, hoping the lights will go off (only to be disappointed tht i dont have the clapper...)

Last awkward moment?ha today in the car with my motherrr...wow awkward turtles wearing coconut bras and grass skirts were doing the hula around my head while a large filipino mad named Tito roasted a pig over a fire...

What do you think about teen moms?like regular moms, but younger!

YOUR MOM- Mary

Was it hard to get over the person you last dated ?
no, your mom got me over him.
What were you doing at midnight last night ?
i was with your mom
Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
yes, but definitely not your mom
Who is your favorite rapper?
your mom is my favorite rapper.
Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
no, but your mom has gotten a speeding ticket.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile ?
yep...your mom.
Who was your last call from?
your mom
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
yeah, once i meant to send one to my friend, but i sent it to your mom.
Will next weekend be a good one?
yeah, i'll be with your mom
When was the last time something bothered you?
yesterday when i couldn't be with your mom
Done anything illegal lately?
yup, with your mom
Describe your life in one word?
maternal
Do you think age matters in relationships?
nope, if it doesn't matter to your mom, it doesn't matter to me
Have you ever seen someone fall down stairs?
yes! your mom! who else?
What color is your phone ?
same color as your mom's
Do you currently have a hickey?
yes...all thanks to your mom.
Does anyone call you baby?
only your mom
Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?
your mom
How is the weather right now?
wet, like your mom.
When was the last time you really laughed?
when your mom told me a joke
Do you have a friend that you've known since you were little?
you, and your mom.
Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight?
most likely your mother
Do you know anyone who smokes pot?
me & your mom get blazed daily
Are you going on any vacations soon?
yes, Tijuana with your mom
Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
your mom gives me butterflies all the time
When is your birth day?
June 26th, same day as your mom
Do you think you' ll be married in 10 years ?
yes, to your mom
How many children do you want?
however many your mom wants
Are you happy with the way things are going right now?
yeah, i'm quite content with your mom
Are you looking forward to next month ?
yeah, i'm finally gonna propose to your mom!
Have you ever kissed anyone and never saw them again ?
no, but your mom told me that she did once.
Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
tomorrow is my 6 month anniversary with you mom <3
Have you ever walked on the beach at night ?
once a week, with your mom
Have you ever been hit on through text message?
coincidentally, that's how i met your mom!
Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night ?
me and your mom NEVER sleep *WINKY FACE*
Do you listen to songs when you're down?
Mother, by Pink Floyd, cuz it reminds me of your mom.
Is there a boy you can tell anything to?
your mom's son...that would be you.
Could you last in a relationship for over a year?
with your mom, definitely. i feel like i could fly when i'm with her
What do you hear?
your mom moaning
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name start a with a B?
your mom
Would you ever kiss someone who smokes?
if your mom started smoking, i'd bitchslap her cuz its bad for her lungs
Do you have any scars ?
yeah, your mom is a CRAAAAZY BITCH!
Are you afraid to grow up?
your mom made me a woman.
If you just drank 14 beers what you would be doing ?
whatever your mom wanted
Want someone you can't have?
i only want your mom...and i have her.
Do you have a secret that you've never told anyone?
nope, i tell your mom everything
Something that happened in your past that you hate talking about ?
i dont wanna talk about it...the only person who knows is your mom
Any apologies from anyone recently?
yeah, i always accept your moms apologies because i love her
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
NO SIR! i LOVE your mom!
What is your usual bedtime?
whenever me and your mom want to go to bed ;)
What are you doing after this?
stuufffff...with your mom
Do you have trust issues?
the only person i fully 100% trust is your mom
Do you believe that every thing happens for a reason?
well, yes. because when i got busted for trying to smuggle weed over the canadian border, your mom was in the same prison cuz she's just gotten busted for prostitution...it was fate that we met.
Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times ?
Tu. Madre.
Interested in anyone?
only yo mom!
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
hah...your mom has about 30 years on me, so yes. yes i have.
How many pictures are currently stored in your digital camera?200, all of me and your mom's trip to the Grand Canyon
Who did you last lay on a bed with?
who else? your mom!
Think of the person who has hurt you the most in the past year, who is it?
your mom has made me forget alll about them =]
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
y-o-u-r m-o-m
Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
mother. floyd. duuude.
If you were to get up from your computer, and turn to the right and take four steps where would you be?
on your moms lap
Have you been kissed by someone who' s name starts with a E?
only if your moms name starts with an E
What exactly are you wearing right now?
your mom's nightgown
Did you dance today?
with your mom
What happened yesterday?
chilled with yo mom
Do you ever wish you could go back and change the friends you picked?
nooo im happy with my friends, and their moms
How often do you listen to music?
it's all me & your mom do <3
What's the last thing that bothered you?
your mom didnt return my phone calls
Where is your cell phone?
your mom is borrowing it
Did you run anywhere today?
yes, i went on a run with your mom...shes trying to lose a few pounds
What was the last song you listened to?
MOTHER
Will you be in a relationship next month?
hopefully, with you-know-who!!!!(your mom)
Do you have a crazy side?
your mom brings out the best in me =]
Do you think before you speak?
im way too comfortable around your mom, so no
Ever dyed your hair?
no, but your mom just dyed her hair...her roots were a little gray
How did you get your last bruise?
i dont wanna go into the whole thing, but it involved your mom, jello, handcuffs, duct tape, and hot sauce...
-Mary

Dear Joe...

Dear Joe,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized when i tripped on peanut butter at the mental hospital and I saw you put whipped cream on my illigitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning our matching Snoopy underwear to you, but i'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I haven't showered in a month and you ruined my attemps at another world war.
Go milk a cow, Margaux.

Life According to Brian Manby

Facts of Life According to Brian Manby:
Aliens exist.Area 51 is hiding something they don't want the general public to know, something crucial to our already lacking knowledge of alien existence.The U.S. Government lies to us!
Don't ever trust the government, they are just as secretive as Area 51, explaining their association with one another. There is something they are hiding from us as well.
We are in secret alliance with all the countries we're at war with, and the war is staged to make the general non-intellectual public think it's not as big as it really is. There is something they don't want us to know. Something that will change life as we know it. The war is but a distraction from the truth.
The Pyramids of Egypt tell us more about life than we realize.Secrets. Enough said. One day we'll realize, but by then it'll be too late.
Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, The Kraken, and other "mythical creatures" all exist. The Declaration of Independence is just as sketchy as the government. Secrets lie in that document of freedom.

Mary's Tenagon Survey

JOE
-Are you dating them? no..no...NO!...nooooo! no. NO. im not.
-Have you ever kissed them? NO. hes my brother. sort of.
-What is your favorite picture of this person? a picture that i was forced to delete, despite the sheer epicness of it.
JACK
-Where did you meet them? camp jam...he was a tool.
-What color is their hair? um....god...Jack, i dont know if this is the time to ask, but...what color would you say your hair is?
VINCENT
-Are they single or taken? single...LADIES, VINCENT IS SUPER SEXY AND AVAILABLE...JUST SO YOU KNOW...
-What are some of their hobbies? singing...eating.....pimpin?
-What do you like most about this person? his sex hair, and his charm =P
CHRIS
-What was your first impression of them? i dont remember, hes my older brother, i couldnt comprehend thought when i met him.
-What is this person's occupation? Cage fighter
MARGAUX
-Where did you meet them? school, first day. satan, i mean Rosie O' Donnell, i mean Rachael, introduced us.
-Do you have similar taste in music? yeah, but i made her stop listening to only emo crap and introduced her to the amazingness that was the 60's and 70's...YOU'RE WELCOME MARGAUX
-What are some things you two have in common? same friends, same bitchfucking math teacher
ERIN
-What was the last thing they said to you? "Yudeokjdyuiw" that was a direct quote. No lie.
-Does this person smoke? ERIN ROGALIN, if you smoke, i'll hurt you. I HAVE ASTHMA.
BROOKE
-What do you usually talk about? 8th FUCKING grade!!!
-What is their favorite band? i dont know...Pearl Jam? lmao
-What did you first notice about this person? she had a bob, WITH BANGS. sexy? YES! lol
BRIAN
-Do they have any tattoos or piercings? only his nipples.
-What do you think they will be when they get older? farmer.
ALL OF THEM
How many wear makeup? 3..only the girls...*i hope*
How many have seen you naked? hah lets see....4 or 5 maybe? lolpossum
Who is the funniest? All of us combined

Who is Chris?

Chris is Mary's brother who is also the drummer for the band. He plays video games and listens to rock and roll. Chris is kind of quiet, but once he does say something it's usually hilarious, and most often sexual in nature.

Who is Brian?

I'm Brian Manby. I'm 15, and opinionated, but that doesn't mean I'm not open to beliefs and perspective. Some of the most important things in my life are skateboarding, music (whether it's listening, playing, or writing) and my friends. Don't try and shove religious beliefs in my face. I'm 15, I'm already confused and skeptical as fuck. I come up with my own religious opinions, but I'd rather not even think about the topic completely. I don't trust the government. Aliens exist. America is fucked sideways and will be for years, especially when my generation goes to apply for jobs in the near future. Skateboarding helps me get by. It's a stress reliever. Music is like second nature to me. I play the guitar, and while I may not be great, it makes me think. It fascinates me. Bob Dylan and the Beatles are some of the most intelligent artists ever, in my opinion. I am absolutely fascinated and astounded by the Pink Floyd album The Wall, which was based off of Roger Waters' work and life growing up and his subconscious, hypothetical concept of a Wall in his mind, isolating him from reality from life experiences. That is incredible to me. One thing I can't stand is when people who don't have bad lives complain about how terrible their lives are. Don't come to me with that. My life isn't "bad" persay, but it's probably not any better than yours, or so I think. Whatever. Just don't bitch and moan to me about it. You'll annoy me. Life isn't fair. Get used to it.

Who is Brooke?

This blog is not just about me and my life. This is a blog that i created to tell stories about me and my friends, a group that we refer to as The Tenagon. It may sounds stupid to you, but that's because you don't fully understand it. We make life better for each other day by day, and when we aren't with each other we wish we were. The Tenagon is what friendship really is, not stupid drama like most relationships. We are real people with real ideas, and we all respect each other for that. We don't pretend and we don't fake. When asked by a recent online survey "Why are you friends with your friends" Mary answered "Because we are 9 different looking versions of the exact same person."

Who is Vincent?

Vince is a total tool but he's amazing. He is a total pimp and he always has a girl on his arm. He has amazing taste in sweatshirts, and he has the strength of a thousand men.

Who is Erin?

Erin is the bad ass of the group and she knows it. She doesn't live in our town so we don't get to see her as much as we'd love to, but she is at every Tenagon event and she posts frequently on our thread. We love Erin, really we do. She also loves the show Friends and Mary, Erin, and I quote the show on a daily basis.

Who is Jack?

I LIVE BREATHE AND CRAVE GUITAR AND ROCK N ROLL 24/7. Jack is super cool, he is allergic to peanuts, and he is a beast at playing the guitar. He's the lead guitarist for their band JeffMcQ.

Who is Margaux?

Margaux joined our community about 8 months ago when she moved here from Paris. We were all very excited to get to know her, since her views on life and the world are so very different than our own. We were right to be excited, because Margaux brought her customs and charming wit to our little Connecticut town. Margaux isn't a sweet little French girl though, she has sass and spirit which is why we all love her so much. Don't screw with Margaux, because she can and will bite your head off.

Who is Joe?

Hi, I'm Joe Burns, and I like playing bass, chillin with my friends, and I've already accepted and am proud of the fact that I'm a total loser. That is all. Tenagon = life.

Who Is Mary?

Okay sooo...i'm Mary.
Music is the air that I breathe and the blood that pumps through my veins.
I have a lot of energy. I hate sitting still, and I hate sleeping. Robert Plant = sex god. Don't even try to deny it. I think Oprah should be president, and i'm 99% sure that Eric Clapton is what Jesus looked like. I really want to go to Australia someday...i've been playing volleyball since 5th grade. I made up a game called family death volleyball, and it's super fun, but sometimes makes children cry. I quote the television show Friends on a daily basis. My life is like an episode of That 70's Show. If you disrupt me in any way when i'm listening to Zeppelin, I will pwn you. I like to think i'm fearless, but i have two fears: one is raccoons. They scare the living shit out of me. The other is the game Perfection. It's frustrating and stressful and i usually have an anxiety attack by the end. I have a short attention span, and therefore can't watch movies all the way through.i don't really care what you think of me, but hating me for no reason is stupid..aaaand my friends are honestly the most amazing people in the world. Be one! =]
Tenagon = LIFE

Joe's Personal Ad

"Hi, i'm Joe, my interests include long walks on the beach, key lime body lust, hard vodka, rubber fists, Barbara Streisand, and horse cock
Call me at 1-800-DESPERATE-ANAL-SLUTS" -Jack

That's What She Said

Well i came home and saw the following on Facebook:
Alexandra Peroni > Scotty J Angeley: "ha umm.. like 30 i guess? hah it got kinda bigger than i was planning onnn "
To which i replied "pardon my immaturity, but that's what she said".

Cooked Octopus

Whisk the remaining ingredients in a bowl. Add to the cooked octopus and refrigerate for at least 1 hour before serving, although it's better if left overnight. -Mary

Mary Grows Up

I'm Mary and today my math teacher said "it's long, but it's not hard..." and i didn't laugh! I'm growing up! (though i did laugh hysterically the second i got out of class...) -Mary

Brian Talks Porn

I see nothing wrong with pornography and see it as an art and not exploitation of the human body. -Brian

Layla the Car

Oh i have something you guys would appreciate..i can't spell... but anyway i met this guy Steve who is super cool and he named his car Layla! i was like OMG LIKE ERIC CLAPTON! and he was like WOAH you're the first person to make the connection! and i was like woah that's depresssing! :/
But like aahhh we should all name a cars after amazing songs like Layla! -Erin

Brians' Revenge

Guys, my mom really pissed me off last night...so I decided to come home and I jizzed in her pillowcase. -Brian

Vincent's Quote of the Day

VINCENT won quote of the day: "I will kill you AND your family...oh shit the phone's still on!!!"

Are You Calling Erin a Hooker?!

woah. woah. woah. Are you calling me a hooker? Because that is false...i am 14 years old i am not old enough to have a job yet. gosh. -Erin

JUNE 19! I WANT PRESENTS! AND A GUN! please. (: not kidding about the gun.... -Erin

Lolpossum

Inspired by the hit web site lolcats.com, the lolpossum is a dead raccon that Mary and Margaux mistook for a possum. Whenever we LOL we usually say lolpossum as an inside joke.

The original lolpossum lives on Margaux's street, in front of this brazillian girl Nina's house
-Mary

Miniscus

Oh shit i think i just lost the respect of my whole volleyball team..we have a thread, and they were talking about how this girl laura is getting knee surgery and they might have to take her miniscus out or something and i said "you know, i lost both my legs 20 years ago in Korea..."
-Mary

Mary's Mean Girl Rant

She's so mean, if you even knew....like one time, she told me that hoop earrings were "her thing" and I couldn't wear them anymore. and then for Hannukah my parents got me this really expensive pair of white gold hoops..and i had to pretend like i didn't even like them...IT WAS SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erin's Mean Girl Rant

Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!!!! -Erin

World Views

its not much of an argument. the world sucks. theres a mass genocide in africa, women are treated like shit everywhere thats not a first world country, most of asia is just getting back on its feet from teh damage of communism, there is so much hate and fued between countries, the middle east is a time bomb, and just for kicks we've thrown in weapons of mass destruction which can potentially cause the end of the world. -Joe

There will always have things like that around the world. As long as they will be human on earth we will have wars, fears, weapons, destructions, death and other. We can't help it it's in our nature. We are human we make errors. The thing is that if we can make the world a little better just for one person, it's already a victory. We have only one life after all. Enjoy it or hate it, but find a goal and follow it is the best thing you can do to make sure you did something fir the world. -Margaux

But the problem is that the world can know peace. its not impossible. i personally am a capitalist anarcho-pacifist and if everyone believe in that there wouldnt be any problems. it defeats communism in the idea peopel who work harder get more. but the problem is people are naturally bad and we're screwed. one day someone is goign to get their hand on a nuclear weapon and peace out human kind. -Joe

Humans want power. Always. It won't ever change. An anarchy, even pacifist can be a solution for a certain period of time, but then someone else will try to get supreme power. It's just the way it is. -Margaux

it is. its a problem. its cause humans are imperfect. and we couldnt install a police state that wouldnt eventually become totalitarian due to the fact they realize they have power and if we have someone to keep them in check, who keeps those people in check? then government happens and its all lsot. all i'm saying is that someone needs to make a change. i'm happy i know these people who are doing it, i'm really proud of them. people can make change. we play the role of god, we make life, we bring back the dead, we can make change. the 60s was change. and that was one nation with a small amount of the population in the world. what happens if everyone works together? what happens? there arent enough bullets to kill all of us. its just about getting someone to move and make the change. -Joe

I think we got that.But fir now on, humans have the capacity to change and to be heard. They have rights and liberties. In France we had many revolutions before finding our government. And so did the US. We can still change governments. The situation in middle east is due to their origins under the ancient empire, when they were string and important, as the Persian empire. They try to get that power back with fear. Their government is the islamic republic, and it fucks up their population. They need a revolution down there. Same thing in Asia. -Margaux

Asia is on its way to recovery. the only country that is still communist is korea, and they are failing in every way. there can be no revolution in the middle east because they all believe in what they are doing. The people controlling everyone is not a small group of peopel with guns, its a majority of the population. hope went away along with nagaski when we dropped the nuclear bomb on it. -Joe

It was a world war. We know the impacts on people's mind and countries.But look, Germany was one of the first country to begin the war against France England and Russia and now, France and Germany are both the european union to guarantee peace. Maybe not everywhere in the world but in Europe. Turkey asked to be a part of it too, which means they want to change too. Our generation can be different from our parents's and grandparents's. We can make the change.
-Margaux

we have enough weapons to blow the world up god knows how many times over. now dont tell me that there is hope with power like that. -Joe

Who said they would use it ? Do you really think ANY government would let any terrorists or country blow the world up ? The country would scare other countries. The worse thing would be that they would take power over everyone. No one would ever be stupid enough to blow up the world. Men want money power and glory. They will take it by fear, that's it. -Margaux

Have you seen those crazy Jihadists recently? the ones who BLOW THEMSELVES UP. have you seen the jihadists fight eachother? they blow eachother up. they want an ethnic cleansing. if they get their hands on a bomb, well the mother fucker who straps that on his back deserves well more than just 72 virgins. and they arent just after eachother theyre after the infidels. WE and ALL of the people in the world are infidels. theyre gods tools. they will blow themselves up to please allah. they will blow EVERYONE up to please allah. -Joe

I know they would. They are extremists. Maybe that's what 2012 is about. They want a new beginning but at the end, everything will just start all over again. Humans will be the same. But for now one, no one dared kill an entire population, they know that they need some people left to start again and make sure people are going on the way they want them to go. They can't do anything besides explosions and suicidal bombs. We might be infidels to them but we are more people than they are. Maybe it will end with another war and each population will try to destroy the other. But at the end, there will always be one people who will say stop, were on the wrong road. And it will make the change. -Margaux

not if they win. people dont survive nuclear explosions. cockroaches survive nuclear explosions. people die out. -Joe

We all die one day anyway. Now or later the difference is minimal. -Margaux

Vincent's Dad's Kayak

Son of a bitch. My dad's kayak got stolen. -Vincent

The Tenagon

I'm sitting here right now because i can't sleep knowing that my best friends in the whole world arent happy, you guys are the only friends i have ever had where i don't need to pretend to be someone else, i don't need to put on an act, and i don't need to find an excuse so i don't have to be around them, with you guys i feel happier than anything, i feel like my whole life has been lifted, i feel like my world has something worth revolving around and it's you guys, you're the only people in the world who i would die for, you're the only people who i would do anything for, your the only people who make me feel complete, your the only people who give me the hope that i can reach any goal i have in front of me because i know you will be along beside me the whole way supporting me, to see the people i love most in this world, my friends, no you guys are my family, to see you fight against one another hurts me so much, i have no strength, but i will keep on going for you guys, i would be worn down and dead before i stop trying to help you all, but where is the love?
where is the happiness? where is the peace? where is everything that The Tenagon stood for, to me the Tenagon symbolized a group of people who could make you laugh when your down, make you happy when your sad, and overall improve life for you and one another, i know i would be lost without you all but you found me, i will do anything for you guys, i haven't slept the whole time i was in Florida because i missed you guys so much , and now your fighting? when i know my friends are in pain, my body shuts down, you guys mean more to me than i can comprehend, please try and reason with one another because i know you all love each other, i know this will end, i pray for it every night, i just wanted to tell you all how much you all mean to me and how you have changed my life for the better, i love you all so much, truly, i can't begin to picture life without anyone of you guys. please get something out of this message, anything. i love you all so much, your always in my heart and you are my soul, i love you all. remember the love, the happiness, and the joy we found in one another, remember the love, it's all you need
i love you all, goodnight.
-Jack

Spider Bite

yeah soooo i got bitten by a spider and had a fever of 105 last night..super!!! lol i was pretty out of it, but i was on the phone with erin the whole time and i recall talking about a mermaid girl with one thigh who was fat....i was completely delirious though, so erin, here's the explanation to why i was so fucked last night...105 fever! lol
wellll i have a bite on me, and i was bitten twice last year and the same thing happened..so im pretty sure. but i'm good now, no more fever, and im concious lol. it was really entertaining, although i believe i scared the fuck out of jack, cuz i was txting him while i was completely out of it and i was saying i didn't know who he was and asking all this weird shit..i read the convo this morning..lol it was fucked up....

PBJ

well i've mentioned before that the scent of peanut butter and anything grape makes me feel sick. so this asswipe next to me ate 2, yes, TWO peanut butter and grape jelly sandwiches. i tolerated the first one, but when he pulled out the second i was like FUCK and i ran to the bathroom. oh, and it didnt help that my H.W.C. teacher was wearing a tank top... -Mary

Windex

Joe, it was awesome, but all this school needs is another reason to think i'm insane. Because one day, i told Mr Coppinger that i bet he looked good on the dancefloor, and then later on during that class, i was daydreaming not paying attention and he said "Mary, what are you day dreaming about?" and i said "injecting windex into your bloodstream" and since then, i've been getting called to guidence on a daily basis...lmao i need to be careful of what i say... -Mary

UN Fairfield

ATTENTION: Joe FUCKING Burns came to the door of my spanish classroom today, DURING CLASS and made whip cracking noises at me...my spanish class is deeply concerned...
Brian-i've done the same thing
Margaux- life isn't fair. Especially here, in UNfairfield, where we have 87 minute math periods...
fuck life, and shoes, and salt.

Helen of Troy

Funny story time. So in my english class were watching Helen of Troy cuz were reading some greek shit and so this chick Helen is supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the world and at this one part she has to walk through a room of like 200 people ass naked. And she sees the person she's in love with and the one who's in love with her and they make eye contact and the camera is just panning pack in forth between their faces and all im hearing in my head is..."Stop makin' the eyes at me, I'm still makin' the eyes at you. What is a surprise to me is that I don't really want you to."AND IM JUST LOLing cuz that shit was hysterical! -Brian

racoons have rabies,
they foam at the lips
if chris and mary had babies,
they wouldn't have hips.

Ray Charles

I love this thread.
i also like bread.
Ray Charles is dead.
i gave you all head.

I WIN!

-Mary

Revenge!

i felt like it needed to be on this one too
I once had a cat named larry
there's a statue on rachael's desk of a fairy
i dont know how to tie shoes,
this limerick is an epic lose,
and mary margaux and erin are sexy.
-Brooke

you know my poems are off the hook.

Suns on The Rise

suns on the rise
to open blue skys
to open the day
to give birth to the lies
that are in the new day
from our friendsand our fam
and the authority
to kill our thoughts
is to kill our minds
to cloud our thoughts
creates more lies
but we let the sun set
and we let the lies go
because we all know
and there is nothing to show
in the fading light
behind the blue skies
is a big black hole
with all of our lies
to kill our thoughts
is to kill our minds
to cloud our thoughts
makes the sun shine
-Joe Burns

Short Bus

We're gettting you a fucking short bus. We'll put water beds in it, take out the seats, get a poker table and red shag carpet interior. I need you to find how much the depot is selling it for/how much it will cost to fix it up.

The Response to 10 Dollars

You're aware that the Viet cong is not a country, right? More to the point...I WILL BREAK A FINGER FOR EVERY WEEK YOU DON'T HAVE MY MONEY. -Vincent

10 Dollars

Vincent, i can't give you back your ten dollars because i do not have it. It's an interesting story involving several guerilla soldiers i met while on a secret mission for the CIA in the vietcong. Well, it ended up with me losing my pants and my wallet. Sorry. No 10 dollars.

Doctah Rominelli

On BLI they have an ad for breast augmentation and the girl has a Jersey accent so it sounds like "Doctah Rominelli offas mommy makeovahs, I got a mini facelift and a bran' new breassst augmentationn"

Mary's List

A List of Crap
-Morgan Freeman is black god
-"Joe is the reason for Rosie O Donnell's fat thighs and penis defficiency"
-I once touched one of Rosie's thighs
-later that day, I watched Phil of the Future with Erin...
-I don't think anyone gave that show enough credit
-HEY! HEY!...FUCK YOU! ...Chris
-who was the first person to ever bake a potato?
-I often wonder how many types of celery there are...
-I won the Team Player award on my volleyball team
-it was ironic, because I got in fights with everyone, including a certain fight with a very large black ref, to whom I said "you look like you ate an elephant" and had to sit out the rest of the game
-did I mention Warde volleyball sucks? The only reason they every won was because of me.
-i danced throughout Borders bookstore yesterday...it was nice. Someone told me that they loved me.
-they have kama sutra books there...
-i love to spoon. You'll be the big spoon, and i'll be the little spoon, and your boobs...make the best. pillows. EVER!
-i repeat words for emphasis...EMPHASIS!
-i often say that I like pancakes, but I actually don't...
-i told Mr Coppinger that he looked good on the dancefloor and got in trouble
-the goddamn school wont give me my report card, and i dont know why.
-im sorry i laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes and Noble, and i'm sorry i told everyone. And i'm sorry for bringing it up again now.
-gupta? mmhm...mmhm...mmhm. The queen is coming. To grove high school.
AND LAST OF ALL: Dear my boyfriend. Thank you for making out with me the other day, on purpose. Also, thanks for telling me I looked pretty. That was cool. From, Meg Griffin.
MY LIST PWNS

Jack's List

-irish people kick ass
-brits are imperialist bastards
-brian, you're sexy
-margaux, you're sexier
-chris, you're a slut
-i got a 4.1 gpa, awesomeness
-i'm reading brisinger... 747 pages long...
-my parents are trying to be french.... thanks for nothing Margaux
-i'm broke and i need money
-i got a dollar from Andy Jones today
- i've decided we're all going to Paris to embarass Margaux in front of her french friends
-Vince and i will break into the Louvre and steal the mona lisa
-Chris will be driving the getaway car
-Jack will shut down the security system
-Brian will be in a white unmarked van that really is a secret ops center where he will be telling all of us what will be going on
-the girls will all distract the gaurds by having lesbian sex
-we all get rich
-we let Hannah Montana cock slap the mona lisa because we all know thats what her motivation for being a musician is, to insult music and all art forms
-I might be a genius
-p.s., the getaway car will be the Mystery Machine, and we need a talking dog.... Cleo, she talks with her actions, and all she's been saying is "sex"

Margaux's List

-Writing is probably one of the most useful things on earth, after sex of course.
-I'm listening to emo music right now.
-Cranberry juice looks like blood, that's pretty awsome.
-I'm supposed to do my math hw, Mr Cop said he would dye his hair pink if the whole class does the hw during one whole week. I know he won't do it, so he can kiss my ass.
-Look just once at some lyrics of Marylin Manson, Nightwish and Cradle Of Filth, even if you don't understand them when they sing, the lyrics are fricking amazing.
-Wherever you will go I will be behind you...hehe =)
-Yes Joe, I'm dumb, but it's ok.
-Yes one day I will write a non emo song.
-yes I won a plastic medal from the fencing meet, but it's still a medal.
-yes on saturday night I put my alarm clock on and realize at 5am it wasn't monday and couldn't fall asleep again.
-I would love to finish the song I began to write with my guitar...
-This morning my dog mixed up my leg with his toy... again.
-I'm probably a necrophile so lock your coffins.
-I'm probably gonna write a song tonight, just because I feel like writing right now.
-I know no one cares about it but actually it's nice to put down some of the things I have in mind.
-i'm sorry to put that on it.
-I wanted to say that I was definately really lucky, I met all you guys, and you're just all amazing.
-I don't know what would have happened if you weren't there.
-I'm such a dumbass bitchy french girl, but well, if you still want me like that, I guess it will be ok.
-I love you all.
-Now i'm gonna do math hw cuz Coppinger will just put my grade down again if I don't do it and "less than B+ is not acceptable"- mom.
-Life sucks but you know what? You make it so much better

Breakdown Lane

Guess what I learned in driving school today?...I learned to NEVER EVER pull into the breakdown lane if you can help it because apparently it is VERY VERY dangerous. Our driving instructor dude said he knows EIGHT! people who died beacuse they pulled into the breakdown lane and then a truck drove over them...bad voodoo?

Bill Nye

Bill Nye the Science Guy was a TV show in the 90's about a guy named Bill Nye who was a science instructor who taught all these KICKASS lessons and did cool experiments that kids would like to get kids to like science, and his theme motto thing was (robotic voice) BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY. BILL BILL BILL BILL, and so on and so forth.

The Advil Story

Okay so I'm sick, and I had a really bad headache, so I though HEY! I should take Advil! So I got a glass of orange juice and went into the bathroom to get the Advil...but I couldn't open the damn bottle. I put my juice down, and kept trying to open the bottle...when suddenly the top exploded off, shooting little Advil tablets everywhere! Seriously, it looked like Joe's bathroom! And I was like awwww snap, so I cleaned them up, and then took 2, and then continued to drink my orange juice. But then I realized it tasted like crap. I looked at the bottom, and there were about 4 semi-melted Advil tablets! OH NO! so I dumped it out, and just totally thought nothing of it...until about a half hour ago when my mom started flipping out because my face was completely red and she was all "Mary, I think you're having an allergic reaction to something!" and I was like SHIT! THE ADVIL!

Collateral

In Connery's class he wouldn't give a pencil to anyone without collateral, so Steger gave him a pack of cigarettes for a pencil, Connery's face was priceless, then Steger stole them back and left class with both pencil and cigarettes.

If Brian Were Gay

Hey! I'm Brian and I'm 45 years old, seeking single males for a relationship. My hobbies include long walks on the beach with a loved one, moonlit dinners, and growing cute little rhododendrons in my home. I'm a graduate of Norwalk Community College, majoring in Business Finance, and work as an appraiser. As of now, I live with my mom and my ADORABLE yellow laborador Buddy. Get to know me, you won't regret it. :)

Erin vs. Kelly Clarkson

You know what, I think Kelly Clarkson is co-dependent, like without this person her life would suck? Move on damnit, BE YOUR OWN WINDKEEPER! Seriously your life would suck without that person? No Kelly your life just sucks and that person just takes the edge off it...bitch. Ok I'm done with my tirade on Kelly Clarkson.

Things That Mary Hates

I'm bored... so i'm gonna make a list of things I hate.
-concussions
-Abby (her cousin)
-grape jelly
-Miley Cyrus
-black people
-western civ teachers
-the smell of fish
-algebra
-raccoons
-Arachnaphobia
-the game "Perfection"
-the fact that racism is not welcomed at Warde (our high school)
-kids with water bottles
-vests
-anything paisley
-the fact that Tyra Banks thinks she's helping the world
-the color orange
-my moms new nickname for me (Barack Obama...)
-the seeds in kiwis...they ruin it
-Rosie O Donnell's thighs
-girls with cornrows
-white people who dance
-the fact that the mom on "That's So Raven" was kicked off the show
-the fact that I've actually seen "That's So Raven" enough times to know that...
-school, and anything related to school
-asthma, and my lungs in general
-Sean Penn-what's his deal?
-my ability to misplace chapstick
-chocolate, especially chocolate ice cream, and chocolate milk
-the Stop&Shop in Fairfield that doesn't sell strawerry ice cream
-room T09 at FWHS
-Sarah Milicia
-the fact that Jewish people talk nonstop about how much they love being Jewish
-people who don't appriciate sexual innuendos
-fancy clothes/dressing up
-the fact that the porn channels are pay per view
-gum
-candles. whats the point?
-people who disrespect me because I wear my Zeppelin hat backwards
-cafeteria ladies
-the fact that my mom wouldn't let me buy watermelon at the grocery store yesterday
-the girls in my art class who eat grape lollipops everyday and laugh when I run out of the room to throw up
-senora searles, for always telling me to go to the nurse because I dont look good
-Rachael, for being a fake-emo-tool
-kids who try to kill Jack for amusment
-"I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry
-getting pwnd during gym
-my disturbing lack of musical talent, or even just talent in general
-indian neurologists
-the fact that it's 2:00 on a Monday, and I'm doing this.

Erin's Day

No one is here today, apparently, so i'm going to tell you about my day. My day consisted of sexual innuendos and friend's references, the usual, but then BUT THEN I got half a day of in school and i'm like half a day? Really? A whole day or none at all, I mean come on, now that's stupid. But whatever. And then I decided that there are just too many teachers on facebook. I mean good god teachers are supposed to just live at school and sleep in the gym and that's it. They don't get lives OR facebooks! Unless I become a teacher. But you know whatever. Oh and there are too many ostriches. Why are there so many ostriches. The brochure said there'd only be a few ostriches. This is a terrible vacation. OH OH AND I have a question that I need someone super brilliant to help me figure out. You know how orange is the only word that nothing rhymes with ( but that's a total lie I mean hello syringe, syringe, SOAR-INGE, ORANGE just sound it the fuck out america. god.) but so anyway what rhymes with antidisestbleshmenterrism? hmmm? HMM?! nothing that's what, but maybe something does MAYBE I just haven't thought this through. So if you guys find out you tell me asap (did you just call me a sap? ahh fez ♥ ) Okay, cool. Alright I think i'm done for this message.

My Friend Mary's Amazing Story Part 2

PART 2: Demon Seeds in Fertile Lands

That day in the city eventually had to come to an end. The girls were sad to see the day in which they had accomplished so much end, but needless to say, they were tired from the days events. When they got home, they carried on with their usual activities, as if nothing had happened. It was almost as if they had forgotten everything that had happened...about a week or so after that day, Mary started feeling strange. She was feeling sick, throwing up all the time, and having horrible headaches. She called up Erin and informed her of the predicament. To her surprise, Erin had been feeling the same way! Yes, a little coincidental...but believable...Anyway, they thought about it for awhile, and then realized that there had to be something wrong here. They met up and took a dirty nigger-infested bus to a walk-in doctor clinic. After running a few routine tests, the doctor came in with a puzzled look on his face."Girls.." he started, "you're both pregnant.""WHAT?!" they cried in unison. How could this have happened! They had never f***ed anyone before! They didnt even know what sex was yet! In fear that their parents would get mad, the girls didnt go back home. Instead, they made a boat out of logs and sailed to Guatemala with a little indonesian boy named Aruhka Lajn. They arrived saftely in Guatemala, where they stayed for 9 long months, until the day came to bring their babies into the world. But when the babies came out, they noticed something strange. They didnt look like normal babies. They both had green skin, horns, a hitler moustache, a teeny tiny beard, and *gasp* ROSIE O DONNELL'S THUNDER THIGHS! "OH. MY. GAHHHHHD!" they exclaimed.This was why they had forgotten so much about that day! Right after they touched Rosie's thigh, she must've drugged them, roughly and thoroughly f****ed them, and then sent them on their way, so quickly it was invisible to the naked eye! The girls decided that they couldn't keep the babies, because they knew that they were the spawn of Satan and it was not wise to be in their presence. So they sent them to an orphanage and went back home to Connecticut, where their families welcomed them back with open arms. For years, the girls wondered what had happened to their babies, until one day they turned on The Disney Channel and saw them. They now go by the names of Dylan and Cole Sprouse
THE END
Again, I apologize for any vulgar language expressed, these were not my ideas, I just published them.

My Friend Mary's Amazing Story

I'm lonely and sick and I'm home and it's like 12:30, so I know no one is gonna answer me, so I'm just gonna type. I'll write a story.

PART 1: The Big Apple, and Rosies Big Apples
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mary. When Mary was about 10, her and her best friend/cousin/partner-in-crime Erin, went to New York City together. While in the big city, they happened to see none other than ROSIE O' DONNELL, just standing there, chilling, with her thunder thighs and lesbian haircut on display for any surrounding people to see. Upon seeing Rosie, standing aimlessly in the middle of the road, the girls got an idea! They had to meet her! After pondering the idea for a minute or two, they quickly realized something: they can't talk to Rosie! She's part satan-mexi-jew-nigger, and if they talked to her, the flesh would melt off of their bodies! Noooooo! So, the girls hatched a new plan: they would casually stroll by Rosie, then when they got within reach, they would quickly poke her thigh, then run away screaming in terror. So after successfully sneaking away from their parental guardians, they searched around for where Rosie had gone off to...after about 10 minutes, they began to become hopeless. "If I were Rosie O Donnell, where would I be?" said Erin "How could we have been so foolish!" said Mary, "FOLLOW THE HOT DOG CART!"And off they went. Finally catching up with Rosie, it was go time. The girls tried to act nonchalant, strolling slowly up to rosie, but then they sped up their pace, slapped her thigh, and ran, screaming, arms flailing about! When they finally reached the street corner (where coincidentally, Miley Cyrus was standing, wearing fishnets and hooker boots) they were gasping for breath. "I cant believe we did that!" Erin exclaimed "I know! Boy, I'll be telling this story for YEARS to come!" said Mary, proudly.

I apologize for any offensive language, this was not something that I wrote, just something that I decided to publish here.

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