1. i have a very overactive imagination. well past the time when it was age-appropriate, i still played dress up and would wander around my yard acting out scenarios. in fact i sometimes still entertain myself by inventing stories while driving in the car.
2. i am a voracious reader, but sometimes i read so fast that i miss the silent details and end up several chapters later going "wait, what?"
3. i consistently have very vivid dreams and tend to remember 2-3 each night.
4. when i take nyquil or have had a wee bit too much to drink before hitting the hay, i don't remember any of my dreams and it makes me feel really unsettled and uneasy the whole next day.
5. i had an out of body experience when i was 20 and it was the most terrifying thing to ever happen to me.
6. i am terrified of snakes (also known as ophidiophobia). when i see one i stop breathing and go into hypertension (my muscles all tense up and i can't move or speak). eels, tadpoles, and other things that kind of vaguely look like snakes also freak me out, but in a manageable kind of way. sometimes i wake up screaming because in my dream there were snakes in my bed.
7. i have long been incapable of listening to music without trying to figure out how it would sound acappella.
8. while i love to sing, and sincerely enjoy performing anything, i have a irrational fear of being put on the spot to perform something i have not rehearsed several (dozen, preferably) times before. i won't call it stage fright, but it consistently gives me a minor panic attack and makes me feel extremely stressed out and on edge. unfortunately, my family thinks its ridiculous and cajoles me to spontaneously perform at every possible function imaginable.
9. all you really need to know to grasp how big of a twentieth century european history nerd i am is that i have watched "the world at war" documentary on world war II 6 times all the way through. its 27 hours long. (i've watched some episodes waaaay more).
10. there is a pretty decently sized part of me that just wants to be a housewife and a stay at home mom with six kids and a mini van, but then again there is also a pretty decently sized part of me that is a twelve year old boy with a deep love of thats what she said jokes and slingshots, so we'll see how that internal battle turns out.
11. while we are the subject of children, i have already named my future progeny. my spouse can argue all he or she wants, but if i am going to be the pregnant one, they can just forget the possibility of compromise. in case of adoption or surrogacy, this will be up for debate, but i am not going down without a fight.
12. i am convinced i would have been a great soccer player had i not quit at age twelve because girls soccer was "for wimps" and taken up ballet instead.
13. ballet however, turned out to be a good choice, because there is nothing i enjoy more than dance, and nothing i am instinctively better at than choreography.
14. i am a compulsive liar. i don't so much choose to lie as it is that lies sometimes just come out of my mouth. they are never premeditated, never malicious, and almost always involves made up “friends” and stories that are based on real people/events, but which somehow become elaborate falsehoods. Some lies I have told are so convincing that now I can’t entirely remember whether or not they are true or false. i made a resolution to stop doing this and am meeting with mixed success.
15. i am unbelievably lucky to have been born into such an amazing and loving family and to have found such incredible and caring friends. i am profoundly devoted to my friends and family and consider them to be all the proof I need that God is present in my life, because I see Him everyday in the love they show me and the love they inspire in me.
16. I think that when we get to heaven, we are going to discover that its just like all the best parts of regular life compressed and heightened, but with considerably more dance parties.
17. hipster is the new hip-hop, and I confess that I feel a little conflicted about that.
18. I have only one biological brother (what up, Monkey Butt?) but I grew up like twins with my next-door neighbor Will, so in my heart, it feels like I have two brothers.
19. In addition to my “brother” Will, all the boys I have ever been in love with are named Will, my three best male friends in high school were either named Will or had William as their middle name, one of my best friends in college is named Willy, one of my super close cousins is named Will and is nicknamed Willy, and that’s not to mention all the other Wills I am friends with, have hooked up with, or just generally know. Is that confusing enough for you? All of this has me slightly convinced I am destined to marry someone named Will in some capacity, which makes me extremely wary every time I meet one.
20. I have never watched The Little Princess (1994), Apollo 13, or Big Fish and not cried. In the case of The Little Princess and Apollo 13 this is particularly impressive, because I have seen them both probably close to 100 and 50 times respectively.
21. Newsies is the greatest movie musical ever made. Sound of Music can take its Oscar for Best Picture and shove it (although to be fair, it ran a tight race, pulling into second alongside West Side Story, with Meet Me in St. Louis solidly in third place.). Julie Andrews, you can’t beat Christian Bale singing and dancing and lassoing a horse no matter how many times you spin around on that Austrian hillside.
22. the best band, EVER, in the history of mankind, is NAKED PASTA, and if you know what that means, you should count yourself lucky.
23. i have a love/hate relationship with the rihanna song "umbrella" but am positive that it has never sounded better and that i have never loved it more than when serenaded with it at "christimas in august" on the porch of 64.
24. there is no place on earth better than eagles mere, pa.
25. while i am good at choreography, singing, performing, dancing, reading, writing, remembering historical and important dates, and probably a lot of other things i can't even imagine yet...i think the thing i actually might be best at, as cheesy as it sounds, is love.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
25 Stuffz
1) In college I was nicknamed "The Sex."
2) In response to number 1, I am extraordinarily comfortable with my body, being naked, and touching it.
3) I believe the spirit of Gene Kelly sent me a message through the movie the Dark Knight telling me it is my sacred quest to keep his spirit alive through film making.
4) I hate taking showers.
5) I've had a planter's wart on my right big toe for almost two years, and I haven't done anything about it.
6) I weighed 160 pounds when I was 11, I was three inches shorter, and my breasts were a cup size smaller. I am now anywhere between 20-35 pounds lighter whenever.
7) Every morning I wake up and feel my hip bones to see if I've gained weight.
8) I am very, very lucky and believe my sisters are my best friends in the entire world.
9) I don't believe in networking, I believe in being kind and making meaningful connections to people and artists who I respect.
10) I fucking LOVE food.
11) I am a very open person except that I have one secret I refuse to tell anyone having to do with my ultimate sexual fetish. (NO, I won't tell you)
12) I don't like drinking.
13) I wasn't cast in some of my high school musicals.
14) I am extremely sensitive about the Holocaust. I am afraid of giant ovens, sometimes have nightmares about it, and close my eyes and ears while watching documentaries about it.
15) I listened to the soundtrack of "The Dark Knight" in my car on a loop for four months, and I have now seen that movie 7 times in a movie theater, 5 times in IMAX.
16) I never wear make-up.
17) I don't drink coffee or anything with caffeine.
18) I like reading smutty fan fiction.
19) There are two people in this world who I refuse to forgive, but I think I'm slowly forgiving one of them.
20) I binge on sugar and baked goods.
21) I saw the movie "A Clockwork Orange" when I was 11
22) I think my parents did an excellent job of raising my sisters and myself.
23) I hate shopping.
24) My senior year in college was the best time of my life thanks to my senior project (and for everyone who committed to it, I can't ever thank you enough) and the Bard Dance department.
25) I think I'm really boring.
2) In response to number 1, I am extraordinarily comfortable with my body, being naked, and touching it.
3) I believe the spirit of Gene Kelly sent me a message through the movie the Dark Knight telling me it is my sacred quest to keep his spirit alive through film making.
4) I hate taking showers.
5) I've had a planter's wart on my right big toe for almost two years, and I haven't done anything about it.
6) I weighed 160 pounds when I was 11, I was three inches shorter, and my breasts were a cup size smaller. I am now anywhere between 20-35 pounds lighter whenever.
7) Every morning I wake up and feel my hip bones to see if I've gained weight.
8) I am very, very lucky and believe my sisters are my best friends in the entire world.
9) I don't believe in networking, I believe in being kind and making meaningful connections to people and artists who I respect.
10) I fucking LOVE food.
11) I am a very open person except that I have one secret I refuse to tell anyone having to do with my ultimate sexual fetish. (NO, I won't tell you)
12) I don't like drinking.
13) I wasn't cast in some of my high school musicals.
14) I am extremely sensitive about the Holocaust. I am afraid of giant ovens, sometimes have nightmares about it, and close my eyes and ears while watching documentaries about it.
15) I listened to the soundtrack of "The Dark Knight" in my car on a loop for four months, and I have now seen that movie 7 times in a movie theater, 5 times in IMAX.
16) I never wear make-up.
17) I don't drink coffee or anything with caffeine.
18) I like reading smutty fan fiction.
19) There are two people in this world who I refuse to forgive, but I think I'm slowly forgiving one of them.
20) I binge on sugar and baked goods.
21) I saw the movie "A Clockwork Orange" when I was 11
22) I think my parents did an excellent job of raising my sisters and myself.
23) I hate shopping.
24) My senior year in college was the best time of my life thanks to my senior project (and for everyone who committed to it, I can't ever thank you enough) and the Bard Dance department.
25) I think I'm really boring.
"Butterlane"
This is going to be short and simple, and I figure the best places should be rewarded for their excellence as long as the bad places are berated for their inadequacies.
I was getting lunch with my sister, and I was on a quest to not eat shitty for a few days.
I did so well last night and didn't eat anything shitty. I even avoided the "almond treat" from Amy's when it looked like everything I would want in life. Perhaps it's best I don't eat it now, or else I'll have every reason to die having just gotten everything I want.
So we were walking to 7A on 7a, and I noticed across the way "ButterLane." I had only heard about this place because I thought they were Buttercup when I called information. Little did I realize how much I insulted this establishment by thinking as much.
The window display had two cupcakes almost convincing me the place did not sell cupcakes, but I saw a tray filled with them through the window. Nothing was labelled, and the menu made no sense to me. Make my own cupcake? I don't know if I'm qualified . . . so I asked the guy:
"Sir, I would like two of your finest cupcakes. Pick them for me."
"Uhh, how about cherry and Elvis?"
"Is that peanut butter?"
"Yes."
"FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME."
Then I had sex with the guy.
No.
He gave me the cupcakes, and I went outside to sit on the bench with my smoking sister. I have a habit of trying frosting first, so I took a dab of cherry frosting. Oh, God. Then I took a bite of the cupcake, OH GOD! IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD!
It tasted like . . . cherries, and the cake tasted like moist, yet fluffy, yet delicious, yellow butter cake. I almost couldn't believe it.
I took a bite of the peanut butter one, which was actually peanut butter frosting on top of banana cake.
What the FUCK was that?
I almost cannot accept that it exists, my goodness. Densely flavored banana cupcake married perfectly with peanut butter icing. I almost felt the urge to walk back in, slam my fist on the counter and scream,
"I DEMAND TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!" "Are you the manager? I want to tell you my body is yours, and you can do with me what you like, even murder me because I've seen and accepted Jesus, and he's in my mouth and my body."
I cannot believe I had this experience today. I don't know if I can make eye-contact with Amy's bread because I feel I cheated on them. If Amy's gets mad, I'll just tell them they need to get better.
Indeed, isn't that what life's about?
When you see something better than yourself, do you give up or feel the urge to improve?
Seriously, Butterlane on 7th street between 1st and Avenue A. Go there. I have nothing amusing to say about this. I am dead serious. I want to write to the owner and thank them for the experience.
So, in conclusion, I haven't eaten anything "shitty."
Thank you, Butterlane.
Thank you.
I was getting lunch with my sister, and I was on a quest to not eat shitty for a few days.
I did so well last night and didn't eat anything shitty. I even avoided the "almond treat" from Amy's when it looked like everything I would want in life. Perhaps it's best I don't eat it now, or else I'll have every reason to die having just gotten everything I want.
So we were walking to 7A on 7a, and I noticed across the way "ButterLane." I had only heard about this place because I thought they were Buttercup when I called information. Little did I realize how much I insulted this establishment by thinking as much.
The window display had two cupcakes almost convincing me the place did not sell cupcakes, but I saw a tray filled with them through the window. Nothing was labelled, and the menu made no sense to me. Make my own cupcake? I don't know if I'm qualified . . . so I asked the guy:
"Sir, I would like two of your finest cupcakes. Pick them for me."
"Uhh, how about cherry and Elvis?"
"Is that peanut butter?"
"Yes."
"FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME."
Then I had sex with the guy.
No.
He gave me the cupcakes, and I went outside to sit on the bench with my smoking sister. I have a habit of trying frosting first, so I took a dab of cherry frosting. Oh, God. Then I took a bite of the cupcake, OH GOD! IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD!
It tasted like . . . cherries, and the cake tasted like moist, yet fluffy, yet delicious, yellow butter cake. I almost couldn't believe it.
I took a bite of the peanut butter one, which was actually peanut butter frosting on top of banana cake.
What the FUCK was that?
I almost cannot accept that it exists, my goodness. Densely flavored banana cupcake married perfectly with peanut butter icing. I almost felt the urge to walk back in, slam my fist on the counter and scream,
"I DEMAND TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!" "Are you the manager? I want to tell you my body is yours, and you can do with me what you like, even murder me because I've seen and accepted Jesus, and he's in my mouth and my body."
I cannot believe I had this experience today. I don't know if I can make eye-contact with Amy's bread because I feel I cheated on them. If Amy's gets mad, I'll just tell them they need to get better.
Indeed, isn't that what life's about?
When you see something better than yourself, do you give up or feel the urge to improve?
Seriously, Butterlane on 7th street between 1st and Avenue A. Go there. I have nothing amusing to say about this. I am dead serious. I want to write to the owner and thank them for the experience.
So, in conclusion, I haven't eaten anything "shitty."
Thank you, Butterlane.
Thank you.
More Surveys
1.) I have 6 siblings that range in age from 40 to 4.
2.) I have an addiction to diet coke. I have tried everything from weening myself off...to cutting it out completely. My latest was I wouldn't drink it until streak... but I've already cheated about 3 times. Sorry if you are just finding this out : (. I know... I'm a fraud.
3.) I am obsessed with belting. But the actual truth is, I'd prefer to listen to a legit soprano any day of the week.
4.) I went to my first concert (Jingle Ball '97) when I was 8 years old. It was to see Hanson (among others). Subsequently I saw them 14 times within the next 4 years, and owned every single album including the only European released. I even held birthday parties for each of the members (Taylor- March 14th, Zac- October 22nd). I never cared to much for Issac. Now i think he's gorgeous.
5.) I have no idea whether I will end up with a guy or girl. I pretend to like it that way because it "leaves room for the unexpected" truly i CANT STAND it and wish i was either straight or gay.
6.) My middle name is Rae.
7.) My entire life people have called me Heather. I don't know anyone named heather that looks like me, nor is anyone related to me or that I'm friends with named that. My mother told me she wanted to name me heather but my dad hated the name. I hate the name myself, but it has always struck a chord with me that people accidentally call me it all the time.
8.) I love Marshalls. Brand Names for less is the understatement of the century.
9.) I have more gay friends than I care to admit.
10.) When Nick and I go to the city we try to spot F.A.'s (fierce asians), broadway chorus girls (adjacent to the shows they are in), and clearly can't go a trip without a belt off at ellen's stardust diner.
11.) I experience more life through Grey's Anatomy then I do in my own.
12.) Jamie and I watch Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy every night form 7-8.
13.) I love france, and CANNOT WAIT to go back there.
14.) I have 10,000 songs on my itunes, and I'm really proud of it.
15.) My roommate thinks she's a cat. If i were an animal, I'd totally be a dolphin.
16.) Brushing my teeth is one of my favorite things to do. If i miss one of my scheduled times, I feel like I missed an opportunity.
17.) I really liked high school.
18.) I cried when I turned 20 because I feel really old. That's petty seeing as I still can't legally drink...but I can't help but think I've already lived 1/4 of my life. ick.
19.) Regina George is my alter ego.
20.) I love boarders, and organization of notes. So much that I have to color in lines between paper to signify another section. I also boarder everything, from my room to a school project. If there is no boarder...you know I half assed it.
21.) I procrastinate so much. I also hate reading. I wish I liked it because it seems cool to do and makes you a more learned person...but i just dont like it. Other things that I hate that I wish I liked are Thai Food, Sushi, Coffee, Crocs, Hair-The Musical, kissing with tongue, tomatoes, and jazz music.
22.) I cheat when I play board games, and I assume everyone else does too, which is why I am constantly suspicious of all players.
23.) I'm rather blunt- i have yet to figure out if it is a good trait or a flaw.
24.) I think that beer is trashy, yet i find myself drinking it all the time.
25.) I judge everyone who does one of these things, but I am ADDICTED to reading them. I may "say" that it's lame....but keep em coming. hahaha.
2.) I have an addiction to diet coke. I have tried everything from weening myself off...to cutting it out completely. My latest was I wouldn't drink it until streak... but I've already cheated about 3 times. Sorry if you are just finding this out : (. I know... I'm a fraud.
3.) I am obsessed with belting. But the actual truth is, I'd prefer to listen to a legit soprano any day of the week.
4.) I went to my first concert (Jingle Ball '97) when I was 8 years old. It was to see Hanson (among others). Subsequently I saw them 14 times within the next 4 years, and owned every single album including the only European released. I even held birthday parties for each of the members (Taylor- March 14th, Zac- October 22nd). I never cared to much for Issac. Now i think he's gorgeous.
5.) I have no idea whether I will end up with a guy or girl. I pretend to like it that way because it "leaves room for the unexpected" truly i CANT STAND it and wish i was either straight or gay.
6.) My middle name is Rae.
7.) My entire life people have called me Heather. I don't know anyone named heather that looks like me, nor is anyone related to me or that I'm friends with named that. My mother told me she wanted to name me heather but my dad hated the name. I hate the name myself, but it has always struck a chord with me that people accidentally call me it all the time.
8.) I love Marshalls. Brand Names for less is the understatement of the century.
9.) I have more gay friends than I care to admit.
10.) When Nick and I go to the city we try to spot F.A.'s (fierce asians), broadway chorus girls (adjacent to the shows they are in), and clearly can't go a trip without a belt off at ellen's stardust diner.
11.) I experience more life through Grey's Anatomy then I do in my own.
12.) Jamie and I watch Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy every night form 7-8.
13.) I love france, and CANNOT WAIT to go back there.
14.) I have 10,000 songs on my itunes, and I'm really proud of it.
15.) My roommate thinks she's a cat. If i were an animal, I'd totally be a dolphin.
16.) Brushing my teeth is one of my favorite things to do. If i miss one of my scheduled times, I feel like I missed an opportunity.
17.) I really liked high school.
18.) I cried when I turned 20 because I feel really old. That's petty seeing as I still can't legally drink...but I can't help but think I've already lived 1/4 of my life. ick.
19.) Regina George is my alter ego.
20.) I love boarders, and organization of notes. So much that I have to color in lines between paper to signify another section. I also boarder everything, from my room to a school project. If there is no boarder...you know I half assed it.
21.) I procrastinate so much. I also hate reading. I wish I liked it because it seems cool to do and makes you a more learned person...but i just dont like it. Other things that I hate that I wish I liked are Thai Food, Sushi, Coffee, Crocs, Hair-The Musical, kissing with tongue, tomatoes, and jazz music.
22.) I cheat when I play board games, and I assume everyone else does too, which is why I am constantly suspicious of all players.
23.) I'm rather blunt- i have yet to figure out if it is a good trait or a flaw.
24.) I think that beer is trashy, yet i find myself drinking it all the time.
25.) I judge everyone who does one of these things, but I am ADDICTED to reading them. I may "say" that it's lame....but keep em coming. hahaha.
Wish With Me...
1.) I wish facebook, myspace, etc., have never been invented.
2.) I wish I could grow taller.
3.) I wish I knew why my grandmother is addicted to pills and drinks so much.
4.) I wish every country had equal gay rights (marriage, etc.)
5.) I wish people would stop saying, "It can't get any better than this," because -
6.) I wish it would.
7.) I wish my sister and I had the same dad.
8.) I wish my brother and I had the same mom.
9.) I wish I saw my brother more.
10.) I wish I knew what it felt like to love someone.
11.) I wish I knew the truth about almost everything.
12.) I wish I didn't feel like I'm loosing my mom as a friend.
13.) I wish I could die a virgin.
14.) I wish my mom was happy.
15.) I wish my aunt was never raped.
16.) I wish there were no such thing as eating disorders.
17.) I wish my dad wasn't a pothead and an alcoholic.
18.) I wish we ^ had something to talk about.
19.) I wish he knew me the way I know him.
20.) I wish he could help me.
21.) I wish he had been there.
22.) I wish I didn't have trust issues with men.
23.) I wish my grandpa would stop smoking weed and drinking so he could go on with his music career.
24.) I wish I wasn't afraid of dying.
25.) I wish I didn't want to die.
26.) I wish I could step up to the plate and throw away my sharp objects.
27.) I wish I could get a job.
28.) I wish my mom and her fiancee always got along.
29.) I wish I was a straight - A student.
30.) I wish I had motivation to do homework.
31.) I wish I studied.
32.) I wish I could be four again, just to re-live it another way.
33.) I wish I knew what now would be like if I had done something different back then.
34.) I wish my grandfather will live as long as he wishes and die as happy as possible considering in the past two years he's gotten physically hurt but recovered very well.
35.) I wish he would be a little smarter so those accidents never happened.
36.) I wish I knew how to speak Greek.
37.) I wish my mom knew who her biological father was, it'd be interesting.
38.) I wish all of my friends would go to college.
39.) I wish they all looked forward to their futures.
40.) I wish we can all live together far, far away from here when we're older.
41.) I wish I could drive.
42.) I wish I had never tried cigarettes.
43.) I wish my friend's respected themselves.
44.) I wish some of my friends made smarter choices.
45.) I wish I had never done anything to hurt my friends.
46.) I wish I didn't miss my ex-girlfriend because I don't know how she feels anymore.
47.) I wish I knew what it was like to be straight, sometimes.
48.) I wish I didn't have to worry about possibly falling for my friends.
49.) I wish I felt like I fit in.
50.) I wish boys referred to girls as girls, and not bitches.
51.) I wish everyone knew that suicide is not the way out.
52.) I wish I wasn't a hypocrite with some things.
53.) I wish I could help everyone with what they need to make them happy.
54.) I wish everyone believe that, "All you need is love."
55.) I wish everyone believed in peace.
56.) I wish I knew the way out of this labyrinth.
57.) I wish I knew exactly what the labyrinth was.
58.) I wish I liked to read.
59.) I wish I didn't regret my past.
60.) I wish I could forget whatever happened with (no name needed) and I.
61.) I wish I knew why the number 22 haunts me, but I don't want it to go away.
62.) I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.
63.) I wish I knew how to get down after I've climbed a tree.
2.) I wish I could grow taller.
3.) I wish I knew why my grandmother is addicted to pills and drinks so much.
4.) I wish every country had equal gay rights (marriage, etc.)
5.) I wish people would stop saying, "It can't get any better than this," because -
6.) I wish it would.
7.) I wish my sister and I had the same dad.
8.) I wish my brother and I had the same mom.
9.) I wish I saw my brother more.
10.) I wish I knew what it felt like to love someone.
11.) I wish I knew the truth about almost everything.
12.) I wish I didn't feel like I'm loosing my mom as a friend.
13.) I wish I could die a virgin.
14.) I wish my mom was happy.
15.) I wish my aunt was never raped.
16.) I wish there were no such thing as eating disorders.
17.) I wish my dad wasn't a pothead and an alcoholic.
18.) I wish we ^ had something to talk about.
19.) I wish he knew me the way I know him.
20.) I wish he could help me.
21.) I wish he had been there.
22.) I wish I didn't have trust issues with men.
23.) I wish my grandpa would stop smoking weed and drinking so he could go on with his music career.
24.) I wish I wasn't afraid of dying.
25.) I wish I didn't want to die.
26.) I wish I could step up to the plate and throw away my sharp objects.
27.) I wish I could get a job.
28.) I wish my mom and her fiancee always got along.
29.) I wish I was a straight - A student.
30.) I wish I had motivation to do homework.
31.) I wish I studied.
32.) I wish I could be four again, just to re-live it another way.
33.) I wish I knew what now would be like if I had done something different back then.
34.) I wish my grandfather will live as long as he wishes and die as happy as possible considering in the past two years he's gotten physically hurt but recovered very well.
35.) I wish he would be a little smarter so those accidents never happened.
36.) I wish I knew how to speak Greek.
37.) I wish my mom knew who her biological father was, it'd be interesting.
38.) I wish all of my friends would go to college.
39.) I wish they all looked forward to their futures.
40.) I wish we can all live together far, far away from here when we're older.
41.) I wish I could drive.
42.) I wish I had never tried cigarettes.
43.) I wish my friend's respected themselves.
44.) I wish some of my friends made smarter choices.
45.) I wish I had never done anything to hurt my friends.
46.) I wish I didn't miss my ex-girlfriend because I don't know how she feels anymore.
47.) I wish I knew what it was like to be straight, sometimes.
48.) I wish I didn't have to worry about possibly falling for my friends.
49.) I wish I felt like I fit in.
50.) I wish boys referred to girls as girls, and not bitches.
51.) I wish everyone knew that suicide is not the way out.
52.) I wish I wasn't a hypocrite with some things.
53.) I wish I could help everyone with what they need to make them happy.
54.) I wish everyone believe that, "All you need is love."
55.) I wish everyone believed in peace.
56.) I wish I knew the way out of this labyrinth.
57.) I wish I knew exactly what the labyrinth was.
58.) I wish I liked to read.
59.) I wish I didn't regret my past.
60.) I wish I could forget whatever happened with (no name needed) and I.
61.) I wish I knew why the number 22 haunts me, but I don't want it to go away.
62.) I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.
63.) I wish I knew how to get down after I've climbed a tree.
Darling, Sweetie
So, tell me, darling,
what did those nights mean to you?
Who is it that you have
fallen for?
Is it me?
So many questions, dear,
with no answers
coming from your sweet lips.
What words are you
hiding under your tongue?
Are there three?
Maybe five?
Can't you even say you're sorry?
Or could it just be the opposite?
We've had our share of ups and downs,
and so that makes me
fucking hate you.
All the while, I just can't say it,
how my heart breaks more and more
everytime I see your pretty face.
Do you miss me, baby?
Why don't you come here
and say it to my face?
what did those nights mean to you?
Who is it that you have
fallen for?
Is it me?
So many questions, dear,
with no answers
coming from your sweet lips.
What words are you
hiding under your tongue?
Are there three?
Maybe five?
Can't you even say you're sorry?
Or could it just be the opposite?
We've had our share of ups and downs,
and so that makes me
fucking hate you.
All the while, I just can't say it,
how my heart breaks more and more
everytime I see your pretty face.
Do you miss me, baby?
Why don't you come here
and say it to my face?
I Love That I Hate You
I'll never forget what you did to me.
I'll never forget who you were to me.
I'll never forget who I thought I was to you.
I'll never forget.
It's getting hard to move on.
It's getting hard to make it through the day.
It's getting hard to take a step without thinking about you.
It's almost impossible.
I want to know what I really meant to you.
I want to know if I actually impacted you in any way.
I want to know who I was to you.
I want to know that you once needed me.
Because I once needed you.
I miss you.
I miss your nasty smile.
I miss your evil eyes.
I miss your annoying voice.
I miss everything I hate about you.
I hate how I love everything about you.
I'll never forget who you were to me.
I'll never forget who I thought I was to you.
I'll never forget.
It's getting hard to move on.
It's getting hard to make it through the day.
It's getting hard to take a step without thinking about you.
It's almost impossible.
I want to know what I really meant to you.
I want to know if I actually impacted you in any way.
I want to know who I was to you.
I want to know that you once needed me.
Because I once needed you.
I miss you.
I miss your nasty smile.
I miss your evil eyes.
I miss your annoying voice.
I miss everything I hate about you.
I hate how I love everything about you.
GO
I hate living in my house. Of course I love my mom and I absolutely adore my baby sister but if I could, I'd get a job, save up tons of money, get an apartment, take my baby sister, and leave.
I can't wait until I'm 18 because then, I can finally, and legally, leave and go wherever the fuck I want.
I can't wait until I'm 18 because then, I can finally, and legally, leave and go wherever the fuck I want.
<3
I can't find the words to say, but they're so overdue. I've traveled half the world to say I belong to you. <3
Your eyes, they flow from all the pain I caused. I lost my cause, I only broke your heart. Alone, I cry, I tried so hard to break you. I love you, I hate you. Why won't you let me go?
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
Your eyes, they flow from all the pain I caused. I lost my cause, I only broke your heart. Alone, I cry, I tried so hard to break you. I love you, I hate you. Why won't you let me go?
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
Stuff Like Love and Bullshit
Stuff.
I hate the girls who complain about "love" and bullshit and then the other girls who try to compare. Because boys hurt, too. Guys have feelings as much as girls. Guys hate girls who do this, because for one, you're all just doing it for attention. And two, guys feel the same way because of us. You don't see them complaining, do you?
I hate the girls who complain about "love" and bullshit and then the other girls who try to compare. Because boys hurt, too. Guys have feelings as much as girls. Guys hate girls who do this, because for one, you're all just doing it for attention. And two, guys feel the same way because of us. You don't see them complaining, do you?
She's My All
I hate everything about you.
I hated when you used to say, "I love you."
I hate the memories of our eyes locked on eachother.
I hate how you'd smile.
I hate who we were.
I hate that I thought I loved you,
I hate that I probably still do.
You're all probably wondering who I am talking about,
but the truth is,
I don't even know who she is anymore.
D, I don't miss you.
But for some odd reason,
everything reminds me of you.
And I really wish it didn't.
Because I'm happier now.
I found a new love.
I need her, like I needed you.
And you shut me out, tore me down.
You didn't even second guess it.
You killed me, took away who I was.
And now, I need to move on.
Because I love her now,
and not you.
I love her.
Not you.
You're nothing to me anymore.
Please, just stay out of my life.
-Kayla
I hated when you used to say, "I love you."
I hate the memories of our eyes locked on eachother.
I hate how you'd smile.
I hate who we were.
I hate that I thought I loved you,
I hate that I probably still do.
You're all probably wondering who I am talking about,
but the truth is,
I don't even know who she is anymore.
D, I don't miss you.
But for some odd reason,
everything reminds me of you.
And I really wish it didn't.
Because I'm happier now.
I found a new love.
I need her, like I needed you.
And you shut me out, tore me down.
You didn't even second guess it.
You killed me, took away who I was.
And now, I need to move on.
Because I love her now,
and not you.
I love her.
Not you.
You're nothing to me anymore.
Please, just stay out of my life.
-Kayla
Stay Beautiful
I'm sorry I lost my best friend.
I'm sorry I'm such an idiot.
I'm sorry you won't even look at me.
I'm sorry I ever loved you like I do.
I'm sorry I let you down.
I'm sorry I'm such a disgrace.
I'm sorry I let myself do this.
I'm sorry.
...........
I'm sorry you left,
and I'm sorry I'm letting you go.
-Kayla
I'm sorry I'm such an idiot.
I'm sorry you won't even look at me.
I'm sorry I ever loved you like I do.
I'm sorry I let you down.
I'm sorry I'm such a disgrace.
I'm sorry I let myself do this.
I'm sorry.
...........
I'm sorry you left,
and I'm sorry I'm letting you go.
-Kayla
Sick Bastard
Unfortunatley, I'm here to say goodbye.
Unfortunatley, love is blind.
I didn't see your ugly side.
I learned the hard way,
I put up with you because
I thought hurting me was just
a part of your mental issues.
But I found out,
after all this pain
and wasted time,
that this has just been
YOUR FUCKING CHOICE.
YOU WANTED THIS!
And I'm sorry I let you do this to me.
You, sick, bastard.
-Kayla R.
Unfortunatley, love is blind.
I didn't see your ugly side.
I learned the hard way,
I put up with you because
I thought hurting me was just
a part of your mental issues.
But I found out,
after all this pain
and wasted time,
that this has just been
YOUR FUCKING CHOICE.
YOU WANTED THIS!
And I'm sorry I let you do this to me.
You, sick, bastard.
-Kayla R.
Emotional Shrapnel
We met at what seems like last night,
And at the same time, forever ago.
The spark between us when we first met lit the fuse,
And now my heart is going to blow.
As your patience grew short, so did the fuse
As it became clear that you had been used.
But what you must understand
is that I didn’t know any better,
let all the deception and lies get wired like a letter.
Now the fuse is almost burnt at last,
I’m not just goin’ to let her
Leave me alone to take the blast.
The gap you left,
It’s pulling me in
Filling in that hole in my chest.
Now your heart’s about to blow
Oh god oh god no
Now I’m no longer me
My sharp wits now dull
Now im just riddled
With your Emotional Shrapnel…
And at the same time, forever ago.
The spark between us when we first met lit the fuse,
And now my heart is going to blow.
As your patience grew short, so did the fuse
As it became clear that you had been used.
But what you must understand
is that I didn’t know any better,
let all the deception and lies get wired like a letter.
Now the fuse is almost burnt at last,
I’m not just goin’ to let her
Leave me alone to take the blast.
The gap you left,
It’s pulling me in
Filling in that hole in my chest.
Now your heart’s about to blow
Oh god oh god no
Now I’m no longer me
My sharp wits now dull
Now im just riddled
With your Emotional Shrapnel…
Society
The drones, they keep on staring
at the television blaring
all the hate and lies
passing through their eyes.
Propoganda in their brains
Violent acts inside their viens
Muscles throbbing, hearts pounding
as the trumpets of war are sounding
The children, they cry
as the bombers pass by
dropping death at their feet
to that armmegedon beat
that drums on through their lives
as they take to the skies
to deliver their rage
to other children their age.
At the moon, the dogs howl
as the world leaders scowl
signing false empty treaties
to save their eradicated lands,
the 1950's nightmare of a world.
The screams of the soldiers can still be heard.
But all of these outcomes are really quite mild
so what ever you do, don't change that dial.
at the television blaring
all the hate and lies
passing through their eyes.
Propoganda in their brains
Violent acts inside their viens
Muscles throbbing, hearts pounding
as the trumpets of war are sounding
The children, they cry
as the bombers pass by
dropping death at their feet
to that armmegedon beat
that drums on through their lives
as they take to the skies
to deliver their rage
to other children their age.
At the moon, the dogs howl
as the world leaders scowl
signing false empty treaties
to save their eradicated lands,
the 1950's nightmare of a world.
The screams of the soldiers can still be heard.
But all of these outcomes are really quite mild
so what ever you do, don't change that dial.
Memories with Rachael
- That night we went to the porn store and got the game with kate and ashley and were playing it in the living room, and then learned the lesson about dancing in front of the windows while there are drunk guys at the bar.
- When you were crying because your dress didn't fit and we switched dresses at jen's party ♥
- The night we had our first sleep over and we wanted fudgesicles and we had to sneak downstairs to get them. And i left a chocolate stain on your celing because i'm an idiot
- New years of '08 in Boston, was just amazing. those horns omg. Blowing them all through the streets and on the T acting like we were highhh as helllll hahaha
- when i died from that indian food and you woke up at like 3 am and ate the rest lmao!
- Roller skating at Jamie's birthday party and doing the chicken dance. Then watching Frank video taping us doing the chicken dance and threatening to leak it onto the internet.
- When you were crying because your dress didn't fit and we switched dresses at jen's party ♥
- The night we had our first sleep over and we wanted fudgesicles and we had to sneak downstairs to get them. And i left a chocolate stain on your celing because i'm an idiot
- New years of '08 in Boston, was just amazing. those horns omg. Blowing them all through the streets and on the T acting like we were highhh as helllll hahaha
- when i died from that indian food and you woke up at like 3 am and ate the rest lmao!
- Roller skating at Jamie's birthday party and doing the chicken dance. Then watching Frank video taping us doing the chicken dance and threatening to leak it onto the internet.
December 10th
Got progress reports today. Two C's. FML. Got a D on a modern global studies quiz. I'm deeming this a shitty day, but here's a list I made to make me feel better :)
This is gonna be kinda long, but these are things that make me happy :D
1.) Puppies
2.) Hot coffee, tea, or chocolate
3.) Sleeping in
4.) Certain music
5.) Purple
6.) Turtles
7.) Geese that interrupt class (honk, honk!)
8.) Other people getting in trouble
9.) Men <3
10.) Chapstick
11.) Scarves
12.) You!
13.) Nature
14.) When my banana tree grows a new leaf (I'm waaay to proud of this thing)
15.) Books and libraries, and certain librarians
16.) Children laughing
17.) Dinosaurs+ School buses
18.) oddly shaped telephones (hamburger, dinosaur, jelly bean, etc.)
19.) Colored glass bottles, sea glass
19.) The ocean/ beach
20.) Running with my hair down, and having the wind run through it
21.) Ice skating
22.) Falling down, tripping
23.) Passing notes in class
24.) wearing Uggs
25.) Swimming
26.) Funny quotes
27.) Forgetting to take my goggles off after lab
28.) Making playlists
29.) Lollipops
30.) Getting manis + pedis
31.) Cool Jewelry
32.) Snow, snowdays, and delays
33.) Fuzzy/toe socks
34.) Summer thunder storms
35.) Falling leaves
36.) Rain drops
37.) The moon, and stars
38.) Ice cream
39.) Gathering of the Vibes
40.) Playing tricks on unsuspecting people
42.) Shopping
43.) Getting the perfect gift for someone
44.) Making lists
45.) Indie music magazines
46.) Acoustic guitar
47.) Pianos
48.) New vocabulary words
49.) Black + White, or otherwise beautiful photography
50.) Lava lamps
51.) Inside jokes
52.) Clever blogs
53.) The Mac lab
54.) Genuinely nice people
55.) Vacuuming
56.) Organizing myself
57.) Stripes + Polka dots
58.) Lipstick napkins
59.) Bandannas
60.) Bananas in pajamas
61.) Christmas lights
62.) Chinese paper lanterns
63.) My bicycle
64.) Denis Leary (comedian)
65.) Wind chimes
66.) Playing sports: Karate, Track, Cheerleading, etc.
67.) My hammock chair
68.) Turf fields
69.) Dane Cook
70.) Big cookie days
71.) Car window markers
72.) Day of the dead
73.) My cell phone vibrating
74.) The (ever so slightest) scent of Axe, or other colognes
75.) Jess's highlighter hoodie
76.) Jumping triple front kick
77.) Thursdays
78.) Incense
79.) Getting new Victoria's Secret pink
80.) Oboes
81.) Ginger bread houses
82.) Climbing to higher places
83.) Rollercoasters
84.) Barefeet, and the grass btween my toes
85. Manhattan <3
This is gonna be kinda long, but these are things that make me happy :D
1.) Puppies
2.) Hot coffee, tea, or chocolate
3.) Sleeping in
4.) Certain music
5.) Purple
6.) Turtles
7.) Geese that interrupt class (honk, honk!)
8.) Other people getting in trouble
9.) Men <3
10.) Chapstick
11.) Scarves
12.) You!
13.) Nature
14.) When my banana tree grows a new leaf (I'm waaay to proud of this thing)
15.) Books and libraries, and certain librarians
16.) Children laughing
17.) Dinosaurs+ School buses
18.) oddly shaped telephones (hamburger, dinosaur, jelly bean, etc.)
19.) Colored glass bottles, sea glass
19.) The ocean/ beach
20.) Running with my hair down, and having the wind run through it
21.) Ice skating
22.) Falling down, tripping
23.) Passing notes in class
24.) wearing Uggs
25.) Swimming
26.) Funny quotes
27.) Forgetting to take my goggles off after lab
28.) Making playlists
29.) Lollipops
30.) Getting manis + pedis
31.) Cool Jewelry
32.) Snow, snowdays, and delays
33.) Fuzzy/toe socks
34.) Summer thunder storms
35.) Falling leaves
36.) Rain drops
37.) The moon, and stars
38.) Ice cream
39.) Gathering of the Vibes
40.) Playing tricks on unsuspecting people
42.) Shopping
43.) Getting the perfect gift for someone
44.) Making lists
45.) Indie music magazines
46.) Acoustic guitar
47.) Pianos
48.) New vocabulary words
49.) Black + White, or otherwise beautiful photography
50.) Lava lamps
51.) Inside jokes
52.) Clever blogs
53.) The Mac lab
54.) Genuinely nice people
55.) Vacuuming
56.) Organizing myself
57.) Stripes + Polka dots
58.) Lipstick napkins
59.) Bandannas
60.) Bananas in pajamas
61.) Christmas lights
62.) Chinese paper lanterns
63.) My bicycle
64.) Denis Leary (comedian)
65.) Wind chimes
66.) Playing sports: Karate, Track, Cheerleading, etc.
67.) My hammock chair
68.) Turf fields
69.) Dane Cook
70.) Big cookie days
71.) Car window markers
72.) Day of the dead
73.) My cell phone vibrating
74.) The (ever so slightest) scent of Axe, or other colognes
75.) Jess's highlighter hoodie
76.) Jumping triple front kick
77.) Thursdays
78.) Incense
79.) Getting new Victoria's Secret pink
80.) Oboes
81.) Ginger bread houses
82.) Climbing to higher places
83.) Rollercoasters
84.) Barefeet, and the grass btween my toes
85. Manhattan <3
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Because It's You
I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me. But when I look at your picture, I have a hard time believing your not here. I feel like I could just pick up the phone and call you. I just have to wait a while at my computer and then your screen name will pop up and I know I’m in for a poetic conversation revolving around Billy Joel. It’s not possible for you to be dead. It’s a silly idea, really. Because I look at this picture of you at your Sweet 16, decked out like it’s 1986, and your smiling and laughing and getting ready to blow out the candles on your cake…. And I look at this picture, and I know you’re not dead. I know you’re not, because you can’t be. Because if you were, I’d have nothing left. You’re smiling and laughing and flaunting your Michael Jackson dance moves. You’re surrounded by your friends, happy as can be. You’re looking fabulous all the time.
Because you’re fabulous, and beautiful, and smart, and crazy. You’re one of the most amazing young women I’ve ever known, and I’m so glad that I’ve known you. You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever laid my eyes on, and my life is forever changed because of you. Your heart is so big, and your eyes are so blue, and I could cry just looking at you. Because you mean that much to me. Because I love you so, so much.
It’s hard to concentrate when all I can think about is you. Your beautiful smile, your cute hair, your silky skin and your eyes… I’ve never seen eyes like yours before. The way they pierce into my soul, like they can see everything about me, my darkest secrets and the lies I tell. Your eyes see right through me, and yet you still stuck around. You still wanted to be with me, even though you knew who I was and what I’d done.
You’re the most wonderful person I’ve ever known, and I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you. I want you more than anything. I want to feel the softness of your hair, smell the sweet aroma that you wear so highly, and taste your warm lips. Just once more. Even if it’s just one night.
It’s been one-hundred and fifty days since June 17th. But I’m not counting.
I love you more than I can describe. And I can’t move on, but I’m trying. I want to be happy, and I think I am for the most part. But I miss you, and I want you. Because you mean the world to me. Because the last time we spoke, I told you I loved you. And I never got to hear your response.
-Shayna
Because you’re fabulous, and beautiful, and smart, and crazy. You’re one of the most amazing young women I’ve ever known, and I’m so glad that I’ve known you. You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever laid my eyes on, and my life is forever changed because of you. Your heart is so big, and your eyes are so blue, and I could cry just looking at you. Because you mean that much to me. Because I love you so, so much.
It’s hard to concentrate when all I can think about is you. Your beautiful smile, your cute hair, your silky skin and your eyes… I’ve never seen eyes like yours before. The way they pierce into my soul, like they can see everything about me, my darkest secrets and the lies I tell. Your eyes see right through me, and yet you still stuck around. You still wanted to be with me, even though you knew who I was and what I’d done.
You’re the most wonderful person I’ve ever known, and I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you. I want you more than anything. I want to feel the softness of your hair, smell the sweet aroma that you wear so highly, and taste your warm lips. Just once more. Even if it’s just one night.
It’s been one-hundred and fifty days since June 17th. But I’m not counting.
I love you more than I can describe. And I can’t move on, but I’m trying. I want to be happy, and I think I am for the most part. But I miss you, and I want you. Because you mean the world to me. Because the last time we spoke, I told you I loved you. And I never got to hear your response.
-Shayna
Shayna.
Coheed & Cambria is my life.
I'm a very loud person.
I love Transformers.
I'm the pickiest eater ever.
I like Harry Potter.
I'm anti-Twilight.
I love all types of music.
I love Rockstar energy drinks.
I don't like sunlight.
I'm not a good singer, but I love to do it anyway.
I like to write.
I'm very creative.
I'm smart, but I say stupid things quite often.
I can be really obnoxious sometimes.
I have a shifty mood.
I like ABC soap operas.
I have ADD. The hyperactivity is unrelated.
I don't drink or do drugs.
I love cartoons.
I like to help people.
I love Britney Spears.
It's really easy to make me laugh.
I love Disney.
The Lion King on Broadway = Best. Show. Ever.
I have five brothers and one sister.
I hate politics.
I'm good at dream analysis.
I love DC Comics. I hate Marvel.
I'm Jewish and Wiccan.
I believe in spirits and demons.
I love movies.
I'm a guilty shopper.
I'm empathetic, passionate and strong.
I cry when I want to cry, fight when I want to fight and scream when I want to scream.
I'm good at keeping secrets.
I'm a very loud person.
I love Transformers.
I'm the pickiest eater ever.
I like Harry Potter.
I'm anti-Twilight.
I love all types of music.
I love Rockstar energy drinks.
I don't like sunlight.
I'm not a good singer, but I love to do it anyway.
I like to write.
I'm very creative.
I'm smart, but I say stupid things quite often.
I can be really obnoxious sometimes.
I have a shifty mood.
I like ABC soap operas.
I have ADD. The hyperactivity is unrelated.
I don't drink or do drugs.
I love cartoons.
I like to help people.
I love Britney Spears.
It's really easy to make me laugh.
I love Disney.
The Lion King on Broadway = Best. Show. Ever.
I have five brothers and one sister.
I hate politics.
I'm good at dream analysis.
I love DC Comics. I hate Marvel.
I'm Jewish and Wiccan.
I believe in spirits and demons.
I love movies.
I'm a guilty shopper.
I'm empathetic, passionate and strong.
I cry when I want to cry, fight when I want to fight and scream when I want to scream.
I'm good at keeping secrets.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Mary Goddamn Parisi
What was the last thing you looked up on Google?
I don't remember on my laptop, but on my other computer last time i went on it said "dead juggalo baby" in the search bar and all i thought was....damn it Vincent.
List three things near you:
Chris, a small yellow hippopotamus, and a blanket with the Jimi Hendrix experience on it
Tell someone something you really want to say to them but don't say their name.
I miss you more than i miss Play-Doh barber shops. We need to have a play date soon.
Would you rather be a limo driver or taxi driver?
taxi! i'd get to wear a cool hat and talk with an accent to the passengers about their days and their lives and stuff
Would you say your eyes are your best feature?
probably, my doctor this morning was like "you have beautiful eyes!" and i was like scan my head woman
If you could only use one condiment on your food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
uhh indonesian baby blood
I don't remember on my laptop, but on my other computer last time i went on it said "dead juggalo baby" in the search bar and all i thought was....damn it Vincent.
List three things near you:
Chris, a small yellow hippopotamus, and a blanket with the Jimi Hendrix experience on it
Tell someone something you really want to say to them but don't say their name.
I miss you more than i miss Play-Doh barber shops. We need to have a play date soon.
Would you rather be a limo driver or taxi driver?
taxi! i'd get to wear a cool hat and talk with an accent to the passengers about their days and their lives and stuff
Would you say your eyes are your best feature?
probably, my doctor this morning was like "you have beautiful eyes!" and i was like scan my head woman
If you could only use one condiment on your food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
uhh indonesian baby blood
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
This Is Extremely Important
Just realized that Obama and Bob the Builder have the same catch phrase.
TODAY
TODAY IS A GREAT DAY!
My dad was cutting up some turkey for sandwiches. While cutting he sees some wild turkeys wandering in our backyard. Without missing a beat he starts yelling, "WE HAVE YOUR COUSIN." I haven't seen those wild turkeys ever since.
This morning I woke up to Christmas lights decorating the whole outside of my house. I live alone. Thank you Christmas ninja, your gift is well appreciated.
I saw a church sign that said, "Jesus loves the Hell out of you." It made me smile.
While I was eating dinner, a ladybug landed on the big world map that I have hanging in my kitchen. For the next half hour, I watched the ladybug travel the world. I narrated his travels. Dinner well spent? I think so.
Today I had the greatest pie ever created. It was so good I instantly exclaimed, "OH MY GOD! I JUST HAD A PIEGASM!" causing my father to slam his fists down in anger and yell that I was too young to piegasm. I love my family.
I found out that in my uncle's office, instead of calling somthing lame, they say "That's so Twilight". I now have a new respect for my uncle.
My dad was cutting up some turkey for sandwiches. While cutting he sees some wild turkeys wandering in our backyard. Without missing a beat he starts yelling, "WE HAVE YOUR COUSIN." I haven't seen those wild turkeys ever since.
This morning I woke up to Christmas lights decorating the whole outside of my house. I live alone. Thank you Christmas ninja, your gift is well appreciated.
I saw a church sign that said, "Jesus loves the Hell out of you." It made me smile.
While I was eating dinner, a ladybug landed on the big world map that I have hanging in my kitchen. For the next half hour, I watched the ladybug travel the world. I narrated his travels. Dinner well spent? I think so.
Today I had the greatest pie ever created. It was so good I instantly exclaimed, "OH MY GOD! I JUST HAD A PIEGASM!" causing my father to slam his fists down in anger and yell that I was too young to piegasm. I love my family.
I found out that in my uncle's office, instead of calling somthing lame, they say "That's so Twilight". I now have a new respect for my uncle.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
More Outfits
Wake:
Michael Kors black cocktail dress
black and white houndstooth scarf
black and white houndstooth heels
black Kate Spade purse
Funeral:
Marciano black dress
Fioni cream and black lace satin bow pumps
black Kate Spade purse
Apt. 9 black cashmere zip up
After Party:
light wash Vintage Cavaricci jeans
red silk tank top
black cashmere zip up
black suede knee high tassled boots
black Murval bag
School:
vintage blue and white striped tank top
Old Navy blue pullover sweatshirt
Abercrombie skinny jeans
black suede knee high tassled boots
black Kate Spade bag
gold and diamond cross pendant necklace
Kenny's Party:
Delia's medium wash flare jeans
black Juicy Couture zip up
black Sweet Pea tank top
green vintage tank top
black Kate Spade bag
black suede tassled knee high boots
gold and diamond cross pendant necklace
Michael Kors black cocktail dress
black and white houndstooth scarf
black and white houndstooth heels
black Kate Spade purse
Funeral:
Marciano black dress
Fioni cream and black lace satin bow pumps
black Kate Spade purse
Apt. 9 black cashmere zip up
After Party:
light wash Vintage Cavaricci jeans
red silk tank top
black cashmere zip up
black suede knee high tassled boots
black Murval bag
School:
vintage blue and white striped tank top
Old Navy blue pullover sweatshirt
Abercrombie skinny jeans
black suede knee high tassled boots
black Kate Spade bag
gold and diamond cross pendant necklace
Kenny's Party:
Delia's medium wash flare jeans
black Juicy Couture zip up
black Sweet Pea tank top
green vintage tank top
black Kate Spade bag
black suede tassled knee high boots
gold and diamond cross pendant necklace
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Changed 3 times today....
Outfit 1:
Medium wash flare jeans from Delia's
Lacy dark blue spaghetti strap from Old Navy
Black Ralph Lauren Zip up
black vintage slip-ons
Outfit 2:
vintage knee length sweatpants
pull over Warde Indoor Track sweatshirt
K Swiss running sneakers
Outfit 3:
Dark green snakeskin patterned spaghetti strap tank top from Express
Delia's medium wash flare jeans
Dark blue V-neck pullover from Chinese Laundry
Silver bangles from Tiffany's
Land's End work boots
Medium wash flare jeans from Delia's
Lacy dark blue spaghetti strap from Old Navy
Black Ralph Lauren Zip up
black vintage slip-ons
Outfit 2:
vintage knee length sweatpants
pull over Warde Indoor Track sweatshirt
K Swiss running sneakers
Outfit 3:
Dark green snakeskin patterned spaghetti strap tank top from Express
Delia's medium wash flare jeans
Dark blue V-neck pullover from Chinese Laundry
Silver bangles from Tiffany's
Land's End work boots
Alexis's Birthday Party
There may have been oodles of family drama, but overall everything was nice. Pasta was delicious, and company was fine.
Outfit:
Margaux's medium wash Missoni jeans
Vintage dark brown paisley and cream racerback tank top
Dark brown 3/4 sleeve V-neck from Old Navy
Dark brown Louis Vuitton flats with gold accents
Silver heart Tiffany's ring
Outfit:
Margaux's medium wash Missoni jeans
Vintage dark brown paisley and cream racerback tank top
Dark brown 3/4 sleeve V-neck from Old Navy
Dark brown Louis Vuitton flats with gold accents
Silver heart Tiffany's ring
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Emily's Birthday Party
Outfit:
beige vintage spaghetti strap tank top
black cashmere zip up hoodie
medium wash abercrombie skinny jeans
cream colored satin pumps with black lace overlay and satin bow
1. Arrived (fashionably late) and was greeted by cheers :)
2. Poured myself a drink and sat on the couch with my girlies, margaux and mary
3. After 2 more drinks we three decided that guys suck, and that mary and margaux should be a couple. Declared this to everyone at the party, and i named myself world's greatest match maker.
4. 6 pizzas arrived. Still don't understand that one.
5. Dan decided "hey! let's plug in two strobe lights!" so he did.
6. Emily and Kevin go head to head in a Twister death match
7. Party moves to the basement... dun dun dun
8. Smalltalk and gossip
9. Evan arrives (party officially begins)
10. Group decides to "take a walk" down the road. This leads all 15 of us to an elementary school, which we leave and go to Rachael's house.
11. Walk to Rachael's house where her mother is piss drunk, and tells us to not walk on the lawn, and gets mad at Emily for leaving everyone at her house. Everyone is clearly sitting on Rachael's lawn.
12. Barnum forces all of us to walk to the top of a hill to see a "fantastic" view of bridgeport. it was nothing special.
13. return to emily's house. we play spin the bottle. I kiss Evan 3 times, emily twice, and rachael once.
14. we move onto Truth or Dare. Peter licks Emilys foot from heel to toe, i lick frosting off of Emily's chest, and David pole dances. Emily gets a lap dance from Evan, and then Emily gets the ultimate dare. Get completely naked in the pantry, and search for and find the bottle we were playing the game with.
15. As soon as Emily recovers said bottle, her mother comes downstairs and sees her naked holding a bottle. Her mother declares theparty is over, so we all get up and leave.
16. Emily climbs onto the roof of her house, and threatens to call the police. Dan throws her up his jacket.
17. My ride comes before the police show up, and i'm safe. again.
18. successful night, :)
beige vintage spaghetti strap tank top
black cashmere zip up hoodie
medium wash abercrombie skinny jeans
cream colored satin pumps with black lace overlay and satin bow
1. Arrived (fashionably late) and was greeted by cheers :)
2. Poured myself a drink and sat on the couch with my girlies, margaux and mary
3. After 2 more drinks we three decided that guys suck, and that mary and margaux should be a couple. Declared this to everyone at the party, and i named myself world's greatest match maker.
4. 6 pizzas arrived. Still don't understand that one.
5. Dan decided "hey! let's plug in two strobe lights!" so he did.
6. Emily and Kevin go head to head in a Twister death match
7. Party moves to the basement... dun dun dun
8. Smalltalk and gossip
9. Evan arrives (party officially begins)
10. Group decides to "take a walk" down the road. This leads all 15 of us to an elementary school, which we leave and go to Rachael's house.
11. Walk to Rachael's house where her mother is piss drunk, and tells us to not walk on the lawn, and gets mad at Emily for leaving everyone at her house. Everyone is clearly sitting on Rachael's lawn.
12. Barnum forces all of us to walk to the top of a hill to see a "fantastic" view of bridgeport. it was nothing special.
13. return to emily's house. we play spin the bottle. I kiss Evan 3 times, emily twice, and rachael once.
14. we move onto Truth or Dare. Peter licks Emilys foot from heel to toe, i lick frosting off of Emily's chest, and David pole dances. Emily gets a lap dance from Evan, and then Emily gets the ultimate dare. Get completely naked in the pantry, and search for and find the bottle we were playing the game with.
15. As soon as Emily recovers said bottle, her mother comes downstairs and sees her naked holding a bottle. Her mother declares theparty is over, so we all get up and leave.
16. Emily climbs onto the roof of her house, and threatens to call the police. Dan throws her up his jacket.
17. My ride comes before the police show up, and i'm safe. again.
18. successful night, :)
PeterChuck
I would take that bug on a date and take it home for the night to have romantic conversation with. And then I would kill it with fire and never call it back.
NO NO NO NO NO
AS IN NOT YES
AS IN NEVER
AS IN CAPS LOCK
AS IN EATING CANDY CORN OUT OF A GOBLET WATCHING THE FIRST HARRY POTTER
NO NO NO NO NO
AS IN NOT YES
AS IN NEVER
AS IN CAPS LOCK
AS IN EATING CANDY CORN OUT OF A GOBLET WATCHING THE FIRST HARRY POTTER
Monday, November 9, 2009
Rant On... Headbands
The eighties are over, my friend.
I'm not sure you really understand it, but those times of your life are gone.
Kaput.
Blammo.
You'll never be young again, your dreams are meaningless, your achievements and trophies and importance and everything have been pushed to the wayside to be ignored by the current generation, if not spat on, and nothing can regain that.
Just like me.
Headbands are so tight on my head.
Whenever I wear 'em I get headaches.
They cut off my circulation.
It's terrible!
This makes me sad because when I go to Sally's they always have really cute ones that I would like to rock!!
Sad world.
That headband was the rattiest goddamn thing I had ever laid eyes on, and it stank of too-sweet cherry shampoo.
Threads were hanging off of it in great sloppy gobs, and the color had long washed out in years of wear and woe.
When she wasn't looking, I held it to my cheek, and breathed in.
I remember wearing headbands as a child - they were kind of a big deal in my house since I had sisters and we always fought over who got to wear which ones.
I wish that we'd had the kind that my daughter has, the soft elastic kind - I remember that mine always hurt my head behind my ears.
I love the ones with the big flowers on them, that people put on little babies.
A band for security, and being a maverick.
It shows spirit, and new way of thinking; somebody who is not afraid.
Someone who can stand up for what he believes in, a headband is like an identity.
Will Ferrell.
I'm not sure you really understand it, but those times of your life are gone.
Kaput.
Blammo.
You'll never be young again, your dreams are meaningless, your achievements and trophies and importance and everything have been pushed to the wayside to be ignored by the current generation, if not spat on, and nothing can regain that.
Just like me.
Headbands are so tight on my head.
Whenever I wear 'em I get headaches.
They cut off my circulation.
It's terrible!
This makes me sad because when I go to Sally's they always have really cute ones that I would like to rock!!
Sad world.
That headband was the rattiest goddamn thing I had ever laid eyes on, and it stank of too-sweet cherry shampoo.
Threads were hanging off of it in great sloppy gobs, and the color had long washed out in years of wear and woe.
When she wasn't looking, I held it to my cheek, and breathed in.
I remember wearing headbands as a child - they were kind of a big deal in my house since I had sisters and we always fought over who got to wear which ones.
I wish that we'd had the kind that my daughter has, the soft elastic kind - I remember that mine always hurt my head behind my ears.
I love the ones with the big flowers on them, that people put on little babies.
A band for security, and being a maverick.
It shows spirit, and new way of thinking; somebody who is not afraid.
Someone who can stand up for what he believes in, a headband is like an identity.
Will Ferrell.
More Lists of Shit...
So I love to copy Ali and here goes nothing
1. My track bag smells like leather
2. I really like ironic things, like how I am gonna drive a huge ass red pick up truck
3. I don't cry
4. I wish I was born in the 80s
5. I have liked Blink-182 longer than most people. I went to concerts in a stroller
6. Speaking of strollers, I miss mine a lot. And wish I still had one
7. I am addicted to sugar snap peas. And Nature Valley Bars
8. When I hear a song, I make up a dance
9. I can only count from 1-8
10. I can't really tell time
11. Mismatched socks make me feel good inside
12. I don't like dresses
13. I followed Travis McCoy for an hour at a concert to have him sign my shoe
14. My Converse are super glued
15. I wear two pairs of shorts/pants to dance
16. I buy shiny things cause they attract me
17. I buy ridiculous ski hats. And wear them inside
18. I ponder being scene. I used to be. Cause I totally could. But then I realize I have no money to change my wardrobe.
19. I babysit a pervert
20. Sixth and Seventh graders think I am hot. Disturbing....yes.
21. I am a neo-hippie
22. I have the best friend ever named Mark, and we make music videos over ichat
23. I can sing in Spanish
24. Italkreallyreallyfast
25. I talk in Spanglish
26. I don't refuse a dare
27. I hang out at Quiznos
28. I own more pairs of black and pink tights than socks
29. I watch infomercials for fun
30. I cannot walk in a straight line
31. I failed a sobriety test, while sober
32. I have natural olive green hair, its ridiculous
33. I shorten words. Ridic, legit, wha, fo sho
34. I make up nicknames for everybody
35. I sit in the middle of the road with a sign that says SAVE THE POLAR BEARS
36. I can scratch dj style. My name is MaddVicious
37. I run in places I shouldn't, then trip and fall
38. I fall down the stairs daily
39. I don't cry
40. I burn cds religiously
41. My friends are the family I don't have
42. Divorce has ruined me in more ways
43. That which does not kill me can only make me stronger
44. Do what you want, then fuck the rest
45. I don't like birds
46. I love hippos
47. I like zebras cause they are different
48. Dance is my therapy
49. I have a playlist on my iPod called Soundtrack of My Life
50. I love to smile, and hug people
1. My track bag smells like leather
2. I really like ironic things, like how I am gonna drive a huge ass red pick up truck
3. I don't cry
4. I wish I was born in the 80s
5. I have liked Blink-182 longer than most people. I went to concerts in a stroller
6. Speaking of strollers, I miss mine a lot. And wish I still had one
7. I am addicted to sugar snap peas. And Nature Valley Bars
8. When I hear a song, I make up a dance
9. I can only count from 1-8
10. I can't really tell time
11. Mismatched socks make me feel good inside
12. I don't like dresses
13. I followed Travis McCoy for an hour at a concert to have him sign my shoe
14. My Converse are super glued
15. I wear two pairs of shorts/pants to dance
16. I buy shiny things cause they attract me
17. I buy ridiculous ski hats. And wear them inside
18. I ponder being scene. I used to be. Cause I totally could. But then I realize I have no money to change my wardrobe.
19. I babysit a pervert
20. Sixth and Seventh graders think I am hot. Disturbing....yes.
21. I am a neo-hippie
22. I have the best friend ever named Mark, and we make music videos over ichat
23. I can sing in Spanish
24. Italkreallyreallyfast
25. I talk in Spanglish
26. I don't refuse a dare
27. I hang out at Quiznos
28. I own more pairs of black and pink tights than socks
29. I watch infomercials for fun
30. I cannot walk in a straight line
31. I failed a sobriety test, while sober
32. I have natural olive green hair, its ridiculous
33. I shorten words. Ridic, legit, wha, fo sho
34. I make up nicknames for everybody
35. I sit in the middle of the road with a sign that says SAVE THE POLAR BEARS
36. I can scratch dj style. My name is MaddVicious
37. I run in places I shouldn't, then trip and fall
38. I fall down the stairs daily
39. I don't cry
40. I burn cds religiously
41. My friends are the family I don't have
42. Divorce has ruined me in more ways
43. That which does not kill me can only make me stronger
44. Do what you want, then fuck the rest
45. I don't like birds
46. I love hippos
47. I like zebras cause they are different
48. Dance is my therapy
49. I have a playlist on my iPod called Soundtrack of My Life
50. I love to smile, and hug people
DO YOU KNOW ME?
People say they know me but do they really? Cause If you do...Then you should know this list by heart
>I have a phobia of olives
>I can wear Gap Kids, but choose not to
>I love guys' clothing
>I can hang upside down for hours
>My room is like a black hole
>I wear my heart on my sleeve
>I am organized in my own way, nobody else can figure out how though
>I was bitten by a sea turtle
>My dad causes me the most pain
>I am kind of shy, in my own way
>I love lists
>I have a field day in the grocery store
>Ikea is my happy place
>Bob from Bob's Discount Furniture gives me nightmares
>Super Nanny scares me
>My girls are the best dancers ever
>I love my friends more than I should, they are the ones I go to at all times
>I am prone to accidents
>I fall down the stairs daily
>I have speech issues
>I can't not talk with my hands
>I have natural, olive green hair
>Deviled eggs creep me out
>I love to give people nicknames
>I order the same thing at Quizno's twice a week
>I eat like a fat kid
>After dance, I can't eat. I get sick.
>I love love love Horse food
>I am pretty hood
>I own more spandex than anybody ever should
>12 years= dedication. Dance is my identity
>My iPod is the weirdest place you will ever go
>I love music
>I can have a conversation just using lyrics
>I am almost always cold
>I love cruises more than I should
>I don't look both ways before crossing the street
>Katie saves my ass in New York
>I love to make cupcakes
>I can't eat what I bake
>I love my room
>I can recite the safety speech on a Boeing 757, 747, and an airbus
>I really don't like dresses
>I followed Travis McCoy (lead singer for Gym Class Heroes) for an hour. He signed my shoe.
>I express myself through lyrical dance
>I am extremely ticklish
>I laugh a lot
>Special K is like my favorite cereal
>I should have been born in 1979. I want to experience the passion of the 80s, and marry Tom DeLonge
>I am not allowed to use a washing machine
>I am "domestically disabled" -Words by Katie
>My mom is my best friend
>People don't want me to drive
>I trust people to much
>I get attached to people really fast
>I love neon colors
>I can put together outfits for other people, but not for myself
>I burn over three hundred cd's a year
>I spell out numbers ex. 300=three hundred
>I stretch out my emotions
>I dance harder when I am mad
>My left leg side is better at everything except for writing ex. leaps, splits, kicks, arch
>I can leap over small children
>I love AVA
>I love to write
>I design when I am bored
>I love to give makeovers
>My makeup center is like a department
>I am a neo-Hippie
>This list was mad hard for me to come up with.
>I have a phobia of olives
>I can wear Gap Kids, but choose not to
>I love guys' clothing
>I can hang upside down for hours
>My room is like a black hole
>I wear my heart on my sleeve
>I am organized in my own way, nobody else can figure out how though
>I was bitten by a sea turtle
>My dad causes me the most pain
>I am kind of shy, in my own way
>I love lists
>I have a field day in the grocery store
>Ikea is my happy place
>Bob from Bob's Discount Furniture gives me nightmares
>Super Nanny scares me
>My girls are the best dancers ever
>I love my friends more than I should, they are the ones I go to at all times
>I am prone to accidents
>I fall down the stairs daily
>I have speech issues
>I can't not talk with my hands
>I have natural, olive green hair
>Deviled eggs creep me out
>I love to give people nicknames
>I order the same thing at Quizno's twice a week
>I eat like a fat kid
>After dance, I can't eat. I get sick.
>I love love love Horse food
>I am pretty hood
>I own more spandex than anybody ever should
>12 years= dedication. Dance is my identity
>My iPod is the weirdest place you will ever go
>I love music
>I can have a conversation just using lyrics
>I am almost always cold
>I love cruises more than I should
>I don't look both ways before crossing the street
>Katie saves my ass in New York
>I love to make cupcakes
>I can't eat what I bake
>I love my room
>I can recite the safety speech on a Boeing 757, 747, and an airbus
>I really don't like dresses
>I followed Travis McCoy (lead singer for Gym Class Heroes) for an hour. He signed my shoe.
>I express myself through lyrical dance
>I am extremely ticklish
>I laugh a lot
>Special K is like my favorite cereal
>I should have been born in 1979. I want to experience the passion of the 80s, and marry Tom DeLonge
>I am not allowed to use a washing machine
>I am "domestically disabled" -Words by Katie
>My mom is my best friend
>People don't want me to drive
>I trust people to much
>I get attached to people really fast
>I love neon colors
>I can put together outfits for other people, but not for myself
>I burn over three hundred cd's a year
>I spell out numbers ex. 300=three hundred
>I stretch out my emotions
>I dance harder when I am mad
>My left leg side is better at everything except for writing ex. leaps, splits, kicks, arch
>I can leap over small children
>I love AVA
>I love to write
>I design when I am bored
>I love to give makeovers
>My makeup center is like a department
>I am a neo-Hippie
>This list was mad hard for me to come up with.
I Snipped The Tape Measure...
1. I can't stand Indian food, bad experience at India Raj
2. I sleep in my dance clothes
3. I can rap Vanilla Ice
4. I love strawberries and raspberries
5. Gelato is overrated
6. I hate breaking up with people, I usually feel worse than they do
7. I am stellar at accents
8. I love the word righteous
9. My abs are like my pride and joy- they are mad hard
10. I love to cruise
11. My dad's girlfriend can't sing, even though she thinks she can
12. I am stuck in the 70s or 90s. I can't figure out which one though
13. I love to write, but I can't ever finish anything
14. I kind of have no attention span
15. I spend my Saturday nights with a twelve year old who hits on me
16. My brother's friends are in love with me
17. My friends have become my family, I keep them close forever. I would go to the ends of the earth for them. I don't know what I would do without them
18. I want to major in English, Dance, Dance Therapy, or Recreation
19. I can sing every single Backstreet Boys song
20. I love to make cupcakes
21. I love eyeliner, I have too much
22. I am really good at styling guys' hair, mine not so much
23. When I can't understand lyrics to a song, I make up my own. They never make sense
24. I have a love/hate relationship with my dad's house: I like him, I don't like his house
25. I love my eyes, they are black on the rims, then dark brown in the middle, then almost red near the center
26. I think I am missing a rib....
2. I sleep in my dance clothes
3. I can rap Vanilla Ice
4. I love strawberries and raspberries
5. Gelato is overrated
6. I hate breaking up with people, I usually feel worse than they do
7. I am stellar at accents
8. I love the word righteous
9. My abs are like my pride and joy- they are mad hard
10. I love to cruise
11. My dad's girlfriend can't sing, even though she thinks she can
12. I am stuck in the 70s or 90s. I can't figure out which one though
13. I love to write, but I can't ever finish anything
14. I kind of have no attention span
15. I spend my Saturday nights with a twelve year old who hits on me
16. My brother's friends are in love with me
17. My friends have become my family, I keep them close forever. I would go to the ends of the earth for them. I don't know what I would do without them
18. I want to major in English, Dance, Dance Therapy, or Recreation
19. I can sing every single Backstreet Boys song
20. I love to make cupcakes
21. I love eyeliner, I have too much
22. I am really good at styling guys' hair, mine not so much
23. When I can't understand lyrics to a song, I make up my own. They never make sense
24. I have a love/hate relationship with my dad's house: I like him, I don't like his house
25. I love my eyes, they are black on the rims, then dark brown in the middle, then almost red near the center
26. I think I am missing a rib....
I'm a Blogger
a. I kind of want to work at Six Flags dressed as Scrappy Doo. It seems really cool
b. I know that this is really bad timing, but I used to have this recurring nightmare of Michael Jackson playing hide and seek with me in my house. It always ended up with me waking up crying.
c. I sing Backstreet Boys in the car with my mom like there is no tomorrow.
d. I wear my retainer every single night. My teeth are really important to me
e. I can rap Vanilla Ice and Afroman
f. I'm a lyric whore, I think that lyrics make the song. If it doesn't have good lyrics, chances are I won't like it
g. My family doesn't like me. I'm convinced my aunt thinks I'm a money sucking whore
h. I constantly wish I was someone else, farther away from where I am. This person doesn't go through the things I do. She's more confident, and doesn't have the daily struggle I deal with. I then realize I'm not this person and I have to move on with my life.
i. I choose dance over hanging out with people all the time. I like dance better than people, it's true
j. I love traveling. I constantly say I hate going to Florida, because I do, all I do there is sit at my dad's office bored out of my mind. However my dad working in Miami and the Bahamas has given me so many opportunities to go places that I didn't have before.
k. I learn wherever I go. Everytime I go somewhere, I learn so much and I love it. I actually enjoy museums quite a lot.
l. Without my friends and dance, I go into a state of apathy. I don't care at all: one of the reasons I do not do well without school and dance during the summer.
m. I wish my middle name was Riley or Rae, but it's Ashley.
b. I know that this is really bad timing, but I used to have this recurring nightmare of Michael Jackson playing hide and seek with me in my house. It always ended up with me waking up crying.
c. I sing Backstreet Boys in the car with my mom like there is no tomorrow.
d. I wear my retainer every single night. My teeth are really important to me
e. I can rap Vanilla Ice and Afroman
f. I'm a lyric whore, I think that lyrics make the song. If it doesn't have good lyrics, chances are I won't like it
g. My family doesn't like me. I'm convinced my aunt thinks I'm a money sucking whore
h. I constantly wish I was someone else, farther away from where I am. This person doesn't go through the things I do. She's more confident, and doesn't have the daily struggle I deal with. I then realize I'm not this person and I have to move on with my life.
i. I choose dance over hanging out with people all the time. I like dance better than people, it's true
j. I love traveling. I constantly say I hate going to Florida, because I do, all I do there is sit at my dad's office bored out of my mind. However my dad working in Miami and the Bahamas has given me so many opportunities to go places that I didn't have before.
k. I learn wherever I go. Everytime I go somewhere, I learn so much and I love it. I actually enjoy museums quite a lot.
l. Without my friends and dance, I go into a state of apathy. I don't care at all: one of the reasons I do not do well without school and dance during the summer.
m. I wish my middle name was Riley or Rae, but it's Ashley.
You Now Know About 100 Of My Distant Friends...
1. my middle name is Mary
2. yellow is basically the best color on the face of this pathetic earth
3. i have an Iphone, and it's my baby
4. meeting new people is my favorite thing, especially when they creep me and come outta nowhere and start talking about some random things
5. i love apple juice, it is my life.
6. me and my friends are mad obnoxious, but that's why we love each other.
7. story of my life.
8. i'm honest with people, and if they ask me what i think, i'll tell them.
9. when i grow up i wanna be a psychologist. i love to help people with whatever they need.
10. i have mad trust issues. you screw me over once, you're lucky if i even consider giving you a second chance.
11. i love oldies music. all the good disco and rock and roll is my life.
12. i'm getting a Macbook and i'm really excited.
13. i am severely bipolar. i'll be wicked happy at one point, then mad pissed at the next.
14. i advise you to stay on my good side...
15. i like to know people's middle names. it's just this thing i have about people.
16. i also like to know their favorite color.
17. yes i'm quite weird..
18. certain people piss me off severely, and they know who they are.
19. uhh my favorite food is mac and cheese, especially the spiral ones.
20. i have a blog, which i post to every once in a while.
21. i tend to be very creepy at times, especially when i meet someone new and try to find them on Facebook
22. i am not a shy person. i'm very open and can start a conversation with almost anyone.
23. i love to dance. it is the most amazing stress reliever, especially Jenn's class.
24. i love to sing. i sing in the shower all the time. i can't listen to a song without singing along.
25. i don't change for anyone, unless it's a flaw i'm trying to fix. i know i'm not perfect, and when someone calls me out on it, i try to fix what they don't like if i feel it's hurting me.
2. yellow is basically the best color on the face of this pathetic earth
3. i have an Iphone, and it's my baby
4. meeting new people is my favorite thing, especially when they creep me and come outta nowhere and start talking about some random things
5. i love apple juice, it is my life.
6. me and my friends are mad obnoxious, but that's why we love each other.
7. story of my life.
8. i'm honest with people, and if they ask me what i think, i'll tell them.
9. when i grow up i wanna be a psychologist. i love to help people with whatever they need.
10. i have mad trust issues. you screw me over once, you're lucky if i even consider giving you a second chance.
11. i love oldies music. all the good disco and rock and roll is my life.
12. i'm getting a Macbook and i'm really excited.
13. i am severely bipolar. i'll be wicked happy at one point, then mad pissed at the next.
14. i advise you to stay on my good side...
15. i like to know people's middle names. it's just this thing i have about people.
16. i also like to know their favorite color.
17. yes i'm quite weird..
18. certain people piss me off severely, and they know who they are.
19. uhh my favorite food is mac and cheese, especially the spiral ones.
20. i have a blog, which i post to every once in a while.
21. i tend to be very creepy at times, especially when i meet someone new and try to find them on Facebook
22. i am not a shy person. i'm very open and can start a conversation with almost anyone.
23. i love to dance. it is the most amazing stress reliever, especially Jenn's class.
24. i love to sing. i sing in the shower all the time. i can't listen to a song without singing along.
25. i don't change for anyone, unless it's a flaw i'm trying to fix. i know i'm not perfect, and when someone calls me out on it, i try to fix what they don't like if i feel it's hurting me.
This Is Entertaining (Not Mine)
1. Alot of people think I'm a vegetarian. But I'm not! I couldn't live without steak. Yummy medium rare!
2. I'm nicer to my "brother" than I am to my actual blood brother.
3. I love taking pictures of pretty much anything.
4. I will always need more clothing. No matter how much I have. I feel overworn and dirty if I wear something too many times.
5. I don't understand football at all.
6. I agree with Australia...Uggs are ugly.
7. My lucky number is one of the most stereotypically unlucky numbers ever...13!
8. i can speak in an English and Austrailian accent
9. I can sing really well, yet I'm too scared to let people hear me for some odd unknown reason. Only a few of my really good friends have ever heard me.
10. I have a serious obsession- skinny jeans and leggings.
11. When leaving me at the mall, take all the money I have or I will come home with at least 3 new shirts and a pair of shoes.
12. Converse are amazing and one of my downfalls.
13. I love getting flowers from my boyfriend.
14. I will forever love the jonas brothers, demi lovato, selena gomez, and miley cyrus.
15. I'm a Twitter addict
16. I got through ESA
17. I will forever be slut, skank, or hoe to Franky.
18. I love when guys read/send me poetry they've written just for me
19. I will never EVER buy a fake tanner. I don't plan on looking orange like half the girls I see. I am pale and proud of it.
20. I see no point in drinking or smoking. It doesn't make parties more fun. You can have more fun sober with good friends than drunk or high.
21. Apples to Apples is my new favorite game
22. Milton is my new best feathered friend. He sat on my lap and nibbled at my shirt.
23. I want my lip pierced
24. I will never date a boy with tighter pants than me ever again.
25. It irritates me to no end when guys wear baggy pants. News flash to you all, we don't want to see your boxers! Those are called UNDER garments for a reason. They are for UNDER your pants, NOT viewable garments.
26. I am getting married at Sea World by the whale tanks.
27. I've been to Japan.
28. One day I will have two children- Shane and Skylar.
29. I want a chocolaty colored Pomeranian that I will name Cocoa Bean.
30. I hate working out.
31. Franky and I have come up with our future stage names. Stella Skeptic and Retro Shane
32. I spend way too much time doing nothing.
33. I must have no life if I got all the way to a 33.
2. I'm nicer to my "brother" than I am to my actual blood brother.
3. I love taking pictures of pretty much anything.
4. I will always need more clothing. No matter how much I have. I feel overworn and dirty if I wear something too many times.
5. I don't understand football at all.
6. I agree with Australia...Uggs are ugly.
7. My lucky number is one of the most stereotypically unlucky numbers ever...13!
8. i can speak in an English and Austrailian accent
9. I can sing really well, yet I'm too scared to let people hear me for some odd unknown reason. Only a few of my really good friends have ever heard me.
10. I have a serious obsession- skinny jeans and leggings.
11. When leaving me at the mall, take all the money I have or I will come home with at least 3 new shirts and a pair of shoes.
12. Converse are amazing and one of my downfalls.
13. I love getting flowers from my boyfriend.
14. I will forever love the jonas brothers, demi lovato, selena gomez, and miley cyrus.
15. I'm a Twitter addict
16. I got through ESA
17. I will forever be slut, skank, or hoe to Franky.
18. I love when guys read/send me poetry they've written just for me
19. I will never EVER buy a fake tanner. I don't plan on looking orange like half the girls I see. I am pale and proud of it.
20. I see no point in drinking or smoking. It doesn't make parties more fun. You can have more fun sober with good friends than drunk or high.
21. Apples to Apples is my new favorite game
22. Milton is my new best feathered friend. He sat on my lap and nibbled at my shirt.
23. I want my lip pierced
24. I will never date a boy with tighter pants than me ever again.
25. It irritates me to no end when guys wear baggy pants. News flash to you all, we don't want to see your boxers! Those are called UNDER garments for a reason. They are for UNDER your pants, NOT viewable garments.
26. I am getting married at Sea World by the whale tanks.
27. I've been to Japan.
28. One day I will have two children- Shane and Skylar.
29. I want a chocolaty colored Pomeranian that I will name Cocoa Bean.
30. I hate working out.
31. Franky and I have come up with our future stage names. Stella Skeptic and Retro Shane
32. I spend way too much time doing nothing.
33. I must have no life if I got all the way to a 33.
Minor Irritations (Not Mine)
1. People who wear their pants lower than their waist, thus are constantly pulling them up. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOXERS!!
2. The tall people in the halls (who walk exceedingly slow for people with long legs)that make me late for class.
3. Two-faced people who act all nice then start stupid, pointless rumors about you.
4. People that complain about you being a poser when they are the ones coping YOU and not doing it for any reason but to look a certain way.
5. People who say they'll be right back then disappear for hours at a clip
6. Peanut butter cookies
7. when my cell phone battery dies out of the blue
8. Stupid T.V. shows that people obssess over
9. Rap
10. not having cookies in the house.
11. hypocritical people.
12. having over 20 people online yet still having no one to talk to.
13. my Ipod breaking and being stuck for 2 months with no music.
14. not being able to do something i want because my brother is on the computer or using the t.v.
15. slow computers.
16. people who are always "yo"ing me.
17. dead ipods and cell phone batteries.
18. getting 2764763475348957389475 notifications.
19. music wars with Brandon...
20. most country music.
21. people stealing my pens.
22. spam.
23. when someone is too much of a baby to say things to your face thus text you or say it behind your back.
24. unneccesarily long notes about personal things no one wants to have the whole world know
25. people who have to attention span of a squirrel.
26. technoloy.
27. people taking my stuff without asking.
28. stratford (the streets confse me).
29. walking to the mall.
30. hair dye (it grows out too soon!)
31. boys...
32. growing.
33. volleyball!!
34. When a boy tells you he will call you later but doesn't call until 11:30pm and you're both half asleep.
35. Judgemental people. So someone is different from what you feel is normal. If they're happy that's all that matters.
36. Making plans with someone but not being able to carry out those plans because of something stupid.
37. the fact that i can't think of anything else to type even though i know there is a lot more that irritates me in the world
2. The tall people in the halls (who walk exceedingly slow for people with long legs)that make me late for class.
3. Two-faced people who act all nice then start stupid, pointless rumors about you.
4. People that complain about you being a poser when they are the ones coping YOU and not doing it for any reason but to look a certain way.
5. People who say they'll be right back then disappear for hours at a clip
6. Peanut butter cookies
7. when my cell phone battery dies out of the blue
8. Stupid T.V. shows that people obssess over
9. Rap
10. not having cookies in the house.
11. hypocritical people.
12. having over 20 people online yet still having no one to talk to.
13. my Ipod breaking and being stuck for 2 months with no music.
14. not being able to do something i want because my brother is on the computer or using the t.v.
15. slow computers.
16. people who are always "yo"ing me.
17. dead ipods and cell phone batteries.
18. getting 2764763475348957389475 notifications.
19. music wars with Brandon...
20. most country music.
21. people stealing my pens.
22. spam.
23. when someone is too much of a baby to say things to your face thus text you or say it behind your back.
24. unneccesarily long notes about personal things no one wants to have the whole world know
25. people who have to attention span of a squirrel.
26. technoloy.
27. people taking my stuff without asking.
28. stratford (the streets confse me).
29. walking to the mall.
30. hair dye (it grows out too soon!)
31. boys...
32. growing.
33. volleyball!!
34. When a boy tells you he will call you later but doesn't call until 11:30pm and you're both half asleep.
35. Judgemental people. So someone is different from what you feel is normal. If they're happy that's all that matters.
36. Making plans with someone but not being able to carry out those plans because of something stupid.
37. the fact that i can't think of anything else to type even though i know there is a lot more that irritates me in the world
Stalk Me. I Dare You :)
Nine of my favorite things:
1. Music
2. My best friends
3. Cameras
4. My phone
5. Ipod
6. Laptop (it will be working soon)
7. Singing
8. Art stuff
9. Shopping with my girls <3
Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Make me laugh and don’t worry if you look or sound stupid, i'll just think it's cute
2. Be a gentleman
3. Don’t feel awkward around me. If you like me then don’t be afraid to be close to me. I won't mind, i'll just be happy
4. Pick up when I call or text you
5. Listen to, and appreciate good music
6. Don’t be a jerk or tell me what to do because it won’t get you far
7. The silly little things mean the most to me
8. Don’t be a hypocrite or lie
Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. The insane people I call my best friends
2. How am I going to pay rent?
3. Bobby's in prison...
4. Does my phone have a full battery, and where did I leave it now?
5. What am I wearing tomorrow?
6. Why do people talk to the lowest denominator?
7. Why must school take so long?
Four things you're wearing right now.
1. Margaux's jeans :)
2. Dark blue sweater
3. Bra and panties...
4. Ponytail
Two things you want to do before you die.
1. Move to Manhattan
2. Own my own fashion magazine
One confession.
1. I’m really scared, and I'm sick of taking care of myself.
1. Music
2. My best friends
3. Cameras
4. My phone
5. Ipod
6. Laptop (it will be working soon)
7. Singing
8. Art stuff
9. Shopping with my girls <3
Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Make me laugh and don’t worry if you look or sound stupid, i'll just think it's cute
2. Be a gentleman
3. Don’t feel awkward around me. If you like me then don’t be afraid to be close to me. I won't mind, i'll just be happy
4. Pick up when I call or text you
5. Listen to, and appreciate good music
6. Don’t be a jerk or tell me what to do because it won’t get you far
7. The silly little things mean the most to me
8. Don’t be a hypocrite or lie
Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. The insane people I call my best friends
2. How am I going to pay rent?
3. Bobby's in prison...
4. Does my phone have a full battery, and where did I leave it now?
5. What am I wearing tomorrow?
6. Why do people talk to the lowest denominator?
7. Why must school take so long?
Four things you're wearing right now.
1. Margaux's jeans :)
2. Dark blue sweater
3. Bra and panties...
4. Ponytail
Two things you want to do before you die.
1. Move to Manhattan
2. Own my own fashion magazine
One confession.
1. I’m really scared, and I'm sick of taking care of myself.
Learn to Fly
When we hit high school we promised ourselves this
Have the time of our lives
Live it up, have no regrets.
But it looks like you lied to yourself
You aren't having any fun
You never grew up is what it seems to be
Tonight is your last chance
Tonight is it...
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
After high school was gone and done you said to me
How could I miss all that
You're always saying how you wish you could do all these things
You never seem to follow through on your dreams
We have one more summer to get somewhere.
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
Summers come and past and you're regretting all the wasted time
You had so many chances and just gave them all up
Tell me now what you'd like me to do?
I can't take you back
I can't help anymore
I tried all I could back when we were young
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
-Alex D.
Have the time of our lives
Live it up, have no regrets.
But it looks like you lied to yourself
You aren't having any fun
You never grew up is what it seems to be
Tonight is your last chance
Tonight is it...
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
After high school was gone and done you said to me
How could I miss all that
You're always saying how you wish you could do all these things
You never seem to follow through on your dreams
We have one more summer to get somewhere.
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
Summers come and past and you're regretting all the wasted time
You had so many chances and just gave them all up
Tell me now what you'd like me to do?
I can't take you back
I can't help anymore
I tried all I could back when we were young
Everything happens for a reason
But I'm sick of losing sleep over this
Tonight is the night you learn to fly
Trust me now and jump on in
Screw the rules and have some fun tonight
Tonight is the night, tonight is the night you learn to fly
-Alex D.
Life
The thought that someday you may be forgotten is unbearable.
The thought that you are born only to die is unbearable.
The thought that someday you will cease to exist is unbearable.
But, the thought that can you touch someone’s life for the better is what we live and die for.
To create one smile and prevent one tear; that is what we live for.
This is what we live for.
The thought that you are born only to die is unbearable.
The thought that someday you will cease to exist is unbearable.
But, the thought that can you touch someone’s life for the better is what we live and die for.
To create one smile and prevent one tear; that is what we live for.
This is what we live for.
I HATE Rules!
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 16 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 16 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.
1) I actually like crazy, non-sensical 80s music. Especially Cyndi Lauper.
2) I like to act as if I can actually sing while, on the inside, I know I'm horrible.
3) I never truly know if I've fallen in love. Even if it's just a crush. I always second guess...
4) Even if people don't think so, I do feel hurt when people call me gay.
5) My sister is one of the closest people to me even though she lives all the way down in Florida and I rarely see her.
6) I have another sister who is much older than me and has two children. I met her once when I was really little.
7) I learned to swim the summer before 8th grade. I had to have my friends Lucy , Andrew, and Lucy's mom teach me at Beaches Pool.
8) I really want my cousins from Florida (they live up here now) to like me, but I'm scared that they really don't.
9)I have a pen-pal in southern France.
10) I love the friends I have made at RCA but sometimes I think they don't like me.
11) I get really angry when people refute Christianity.
12) I really want to finish my book but I get really impatient and want to delete the file at times.
13) I'm writing an operetta with my friend.
14) I get angry when people snub my opinions and act as if I'm snobby. I have my taste, it's rather good, and that's the way it is. (With things like fashion, architecture, interior design, literature, etc.)
15) I love playing Blackjack. I can get really scary...
16) I really want to perform on Broadway someday, even if I'm just in an ensemble, but I'm afraid I'll never be good enough.
-James
1) I actually like crazy, non-sensical 80s music. Especially Cyndi Lauper.
2) I like to act as if I can actually sing while, on the inside, I know I'm horrible.
3) I never truly know if I've fallen in love. Even if it's just a crush. I always second guess...
4) Even if people don't think so, I do feel hurt when people call me gay.
5) My sister is one of the closest people to me even though she lives all the way down in Florida and I rarely see her.
6) I have another sister who is much older than me and has two children. I met her once when I was really little.
7) I learned to swim the summer before 8th grade. I had to have my friends Lucy , Andrew, and Lucy's mom teach me at Beaches Pool.
8) I really want my cousins from Florida (they live up here now) to like me, but I'm scared that they really don't.
9)I have a pen-pal in southern France.
10) I love the friends I have made at RCA but sometimes I think they don't like me.
11) I get really angry when people refute Christianity.
12) I really want to finish my book but I get really impatient and want to delete the file at times.
13) I'm writing an operetta with my friend.
14) I get angry when people snub my opinions and act as if I'm snobby. I have my taste, it's rather good, and that's the way it is. (With things like fashion, architecture, interior design, literature, etc.)
15) I love playing Blackjack. I can get really scary...
16) I really want to perform on Broadway someday, even if I'm just in an ensemble, but I'm afraid I'll never be good enough.
-James
Metallic Birds
To gaze down upon a cloud is a glorious thing.
It is a moment with God.
You share a scene,
The Power,
The Might,
The Beauty,
Of all creation.
To soar above it all,
Wrapped in a flowing blanket of sky,
You must bask,
And gaze.
It is a moment with God.
You share a scene,
The Power,
The Might,
The Beauty,
Of all creation.
To soar above it all,
Wrapped in a flowing blanket of sky,
You must bask,
And gaze.
This Ought To Be Good...
1) Finish writing a novel-length story.
2) Dye my hair. (check!)
3) Marry a rock star.
4) Be presented with a dozen roses.
5) Reject a marriage proposal.
6) Chop down my own Christmas tree.
7) Throw a crazy and entirely memorable party.
8) Get engaged.
9) Win one of those "Most [something]" awards in my high school year book.
10) Become an internet phenomenon.
11) Have a really small wedding in a remote place in some other country.
12) Have a 4.0 (or more) GPA.
13) Live on a boat for a year.
14) Write a song.
15) Get... MUCH... better at the piano.
16) Learn to play the guitar.
17) Hang out with a renowned director.
18) Be in a movie that wins an Oscar.
19) Have a child.
20) Live to see my (potential) grandchildren.
21) At least get into law school.
22) Cut all of my hair off for a good cause.
23) Go backpacking through Europe.
24) Learn to speak Spanish.
25) Learn to speak Italian.
26) Learn to speak French.
27) Re-learn how to speak German.
28) Go backpacking through India.
29) Live in New York City.
30) Stand on a float in Provincetown's Carnival Parade.
31) Go skydiving.
32) Climb an enormous tree in some isolated forest.
33) Perform in front of a crowd that's bigger than a school auditorium.
34) Find my soulmate.
35) Get a full sleeve tattoo. (Maybe)
36) Buy something extremely expensive that I don't really need and maybe don't have the money for but absolutely love.
37) Take a picture of something that is worth a lot of money. (i.e. picture of a legit ghost or the boogieman)
38) Get a job shortly after I turn 16.
39) Get my heart broken.
40) Kiss a complete stranger.
41) Throw tomatoes at Miley Cyrus.
42) Get in a major catfight. (Kinda check)
43) Get kicked out of a bar for being sexually inappropriate. (That would be amazing.)
44) Judo chop a pummelo.
45) Get a piercing that I end up absolutely hating.
46) Get my ears re-pierced. (Check!)
47) Eat nothing but ice cream and junk food for an entire day. (Check!)
48) Break someone's heart. (check?)
49) Go skinny dipping! (Or chunky dunking, depending on how my diet may vary.)
50) Fail a driving test.
51) Pass a driving test.
52) HANG OUT WITH KRISTEN WIIG.
53) Ask out a stranger.
54) Be asked out by a stranger.
55) Date someone way out of my league.
56) Get some of those funky contacts that make your eyes look like cat or snake eyes.
57) Have a personal assistant who is more familiar with the way my life works than I am.
58) Beat someone up for picking on a nerd.
59) Eat at a fancy restaurant and let someone else order for me.
60) Meet the cast of the podcast You Look Nice Today.
61) Be funny on demand.
62) Be able to cry on demand.
63) Learn how to productively waste time.
64) Travel in first class.
65) Travel to Singapore.
66) Get on Santa's nice list. (Check!)
67) Get on Santa's naughty list. (Check!)
68) Think of something funny to say on Twitter. (Check!)
69) Watch something explode. (Check!)
70) Find a way to help end poverty.
71) Grow out my hair past my ass.
72) Get in phenomenal physical shape.
73) Attend a seance.
74) See a ghost.
75) Save someone's life.
76) Be on TLC's What Not To Wear. (Haha)
77) Give someone a haircut. (Check!)
78) Go to all three of my sister's graduations.
79) Go to all three of my sister's weddings.
80) Have my sisters look up to me as a role model.
81) Walk down a street yelling "The sky is falling!!!"
82) Confuse zoo animals.
83) Live in a pummello tree house as co-owner of a restaurant that only sells food with pummelos in it.
84) Co-invent a pummello pillow and then mass produce them and throw them out of sky scrapers in every country.
85) Personnally ask the rabbit in Alice in Wonderland why he stopped to sing if he was in such a hurry.
86) Cure the allergic reaction to rotten bananas.
87) Dance in the remake of Newsies with Christian Bale. (Yum)
88) Star as Flannery in The Insiders movie.
89) Be a writer/producer/director/actress in Exit Here... The Movie.
90) Meet Fred Figgelhorn.
91) Say to some random person "Hands off Gavin she's mine on Friday!!".
92) Have dreams that make sense. (Check!)(Well, I had one)
93) Carry around a bicycle wheel so I can say at random times "I brought my wheel!".
94) Find an invisible baby.
95) Be applauded at Madison Square Garden.
96) Kiss someone in the rain. (Check!)
97) Have a high school sweetheart. (Check!)
98) Live in Los Angeles.
99) Audition for American Idol.
100) Have my audition for American Idol be something people talk about for a month.
101) Create a piece of art. (Check!)
102) Be happy with my life.
103) *Last thing I wanna do* Die happy.
2) Dye my hair. (check!)
3) Marry a rock star.
4) Be presented with a dozen roses.
5) Reject a marriage proposal.
6) Chop down my own Christmas tree.
7) Throw a crazy and entirely memorable party.
8) Get engaged.
9) Win one of those "Most [something]" awards in my high school year book.
10) Become an internet phenomenon.
11) Have a really small wedding in a remote place in some other country.
12) Have a 4.0 (or more) GPA.
13) Live on a boat for a year.
14) Write a song.
15) Get... MUCH... better at the piano.
16) Learn to play the guitar.
17) Hang out with a renowned director.
18) Be in a movie that wins an Oscar.
19) Have a child.
20) Live to see my (potential) grandchildren.
21) At least get into law school.
22) Cut all of my hair off for a good cause.
23) Go backpacking through Europe.
24) Learn to speak Spanish.
25) Learn to speak Italian.
26) Learn to speak French.
27) Re-learn how to speak German.
28) Go backpacking through India.
29) Live in New York City.
30) Stand on a float in Provincetown's Carnival Parade.
31) Go skydiving.
32) Climb an enormous tree in some isolated forest.
33) Perform in front of a crowd that's bigger than a school auditorium.
34) Find my soulmate.
35) Get a full sleeve tattoo. (Maybe)
36) Buy something extremely expensive that I don't really need and maybe don't have the money for but absolutely love.
37) Take a picture of something that is worth a lot of money. (i.e. picture of a legit ghost or the boogieman)
38) Get a job shortly after I turn 16.
39) Get my heart broken.
40) Kiss a complete stranger.
41) Throw tomatoes at Miley Cyrus.
42) Get in a major catfight. (Kinda check)
43) Get kicked out of a bar for being sexually inappropriate. (That would be amazing.)
44) Judo chop a pummelo.
45) Get a piercing that I end up absolutely hating.
46) Get my ears re-pierced. (Check!)
47) Eat nothing but ice cream and junk food for an entire day. (Check!)
48) Break someone's heart. (check?)
49) Go skinny dipping! (Or chunky dunking, depending on how my diet may vary.)
50) Fail a driving test.
51) Pass a driving test.
52) HANG OUT WITH KRISTEN WIIG.
53) Ask out a stranger.
54) Be asked out by a stranger.
55) Date someone way out of my league.
56) Get some of those funky contacts that make your eyes look like cat or snake eyes.
57) Have a personal assistant who is more familiar with the way my life works than I am.
58) Beat someone up for picking on a nerd.
59) Eat at a fancy restaurant and let someone else order for me.
60) Meet the cast of the podcast You Look Nice Today.
61) Be funny on demand.
62) Be able to cry on demand.
63) Learn how to productively waste time.
64) Travel in first class.
65) Travel to Singapore.
66) Get on Santa's nice list. (Check!)
67) Get on Santa's naughty list. (Check!)
68) Think of something funny to say on Twitter. (Check!)
69) Watch something explode. (Check!)
70) Find a way to help end poverty.
71) Grow out my hair past my ass.
72) Get in phenomenal physical shape.
73) Attend a seance.
74) See a ghost.
75) Save someone's life.
76) Be on TLC's What Not To Wear. (Haha)
77) Give someone a haircut. (Check!)
78) Go to all three of my sister's graduations.
79) Go to all three of my sister's weddings.
80) Have my sisters look up to me as a role model.
81) Walk down a street yelling "The sky is falling!!!"
82) Confuse zoo animals.
83) Live in a pummello tree house as co-owner of a restaurant that only sells food with pummelos in it.
84) Co-invent a pummello pillow and then mass produce them and throw them out of sky scrapers in every country.
85) Personnally ask the rabbit in Alice in Wonderland why he stopped to sing if he was in such a hurry.
86) Cure the allergic reaction to rotten bananas.
87) Dance in the remake of Newsies with Christian Bale. (Yum)
88) Star as Flannery in The Insiders movie.
89) Be a writer/producer/director/actress in Exit Here... The Movie.
90) Meet Fred Figgelhorn.
91) Say to some random person "Hands off Gavin she's mine on Friday!!".
92) Have dreams that make sense. (Check!)(Well, I had one)
93) Carry around a bicycle wheel so I can say at random times "I brought my wheel!".
94) Find an invisible baby.
95) Be applauded at Madison Square Garden.
96) Kiss someone in the rain. (Check!)
97) Have a high school sweetheart. (Check!)
98) Live in Los Angeles.
99) Audition for American Idol.
100) Have my audition for American Idol be something people talk about for a month.
101) Create a piece of art. (Check!)
102) Be happy with my life.
103) *Last thing I wanna do* Die happy.
School Nurse Quotes
Ola- I have a headache. Zanny, do you have some aspirin?
Zanny- No, go ask the nurse.
Lucas- The nurse won't give you aspirin.
Zanny- Yes she will.
Ola- With a phone call home, yes. Zanny would know. She gets her to give her food. FOOD.
Zanny- I picked the curtains out in that office...
Zanny- No, go ask the nurse.
Lucas- The nurse won't give you aspirin.
Zanny- Yes she will.
Ola- With a phone call home, yes. Zanny would know. She gets her to give her food. FOOD.
Zanny- I picked the curtains out in that office...
Dear Zanny...
Dear Zanny,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in your apartment and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behing your back constantly and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go drown yourself,
James
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in your apartment and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behing your back constantly and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go drown yourself,
James
Mini Hannah Rant
You get annoyed when...
1. There is that one person who acts a certain way, but is clueless as to why they do that.
2. I'm not in a good mood and someone happens to be a total jackass and ruins my day.
3. Someone fucks up their life and then complains about it when they completely had the choice to do so, but other people can't make the same decision (sorry bitch)
1. There is that one person who acts a certain way, but is clueless as to why they do that.
2. I'm not in a good mood and someone happens to be a total jackass and ruins my day.
3. Someone fucks up their life and then complains about it when they completely had the choice to do so, but other people can't make the same decision (sorry bitch)
You Will Always Be
You will always be..
The clueless little girl who will be the last to know anything, hoping to find that special one, wanting things to end, the one who wants to get away from everything (hopefully through boarding school or just plain moving), and the one who will laugh so hard that it will make me confused (you probably don't understand that one bit).
The clueless little girl who will be the last to know anything, hoping to find that special one, wanting things to end, the one who wants to get away from everything (hopefully through boarding school or just plain moving), and the one who will laugh so hard that it will make me confused (you probably don't understand that one bit).
Facebook Survey
What would you do if you had never met her ?
I would have a significantly less amusing life. There's nothing like announcing your next class like a cavalry charge and storming off, finger pointing forward, as 3 other people follow suit in the busy area that is the bottom of the BC staircase just after period four...
How did you meet her?
I met her approxamitely 2 1/2 years ago whilst sitting across the table from her at the McCormack's one frigid November evening. She had partially orange hair and we were eating lasagna.
If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?
14 would be a gay, interfamilial relationship and Steff is my ever so ambiguous friend so I don't know what decision I would make. I think I would refrain from making a decision because, besides that, Steff and I are naught but friends.
I would have a significantly less amusing life. There's nothing like announcing your next class like a cavalry charge and storming off, finger pointing forward, as 3 other people follow suit in the busy area that is the bottom of the BC staircase just after period four...
How did you meet her?
I met her approxamitely 2 1/2 years ago whilst sitting across the table from her at the McCormack's one frigid November evening. She had partially orange hair and we were eating lasagna.
If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?
14 would be a gay, interfamilial relationship and Steff is my ever so ambiguous friend so I don't know what decision I would make. I think I would refrain from making a decision because, besides that, Steff and I are naught but friends.
Disorder In The American Courts
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court...word for word...taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan!
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Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
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Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
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Attorney: This Myasthenia Gravis...does it affect your memory at all?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget.
Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
Witness: We both do.
Attorney: Voodoo?
Witness: We do.
Attorney: You do?
Witness: Yes...voodoo.
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Attorney: Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the Bar Exam?
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Attorney: The youngest son...the 20-year-old...how old is he?
Witness: He's 20...much like your IQ.
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Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Witness: Are you shitting me?
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Attorney: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And what were you doing at that time?
Witness: Getting laid.
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Attorney: She had three children, right?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: How many were boys?
Witness: None.
Attorney: Were there any girls?
Witness: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. May I get a new attorney?
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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?
Witness: Take a guess.
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Attorney: Can you describe the individual?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Attorney: Was this a male or a female?
Witness: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male.
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Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
Witness: No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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Attorney: All of your responses MUST be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
Witness: Oral.
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Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
Attorney: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
Witness: If not, he was dead by the time I finished.
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Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Witness: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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AND LAST...
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see. But nevertheless, could the patient have still been alive?
Witness: Yes. It is possible that he could have been alive... and practicing law.
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan!
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Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
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Attorney: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.
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Attorney: This Myasthenia Gravis...does it affect your memory at all?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget.
Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
Witness: We both do.
Attorney: Voodoo?
Witness: We do.
Attorney: You do?
Witness: Yes...voodoo.
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Attorney: Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Witness: Did you actually pass the Bar Exam?
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Attorney: The youngest son...the 20-year-old...how old is he?
Witness: He's 20...much like your IQ.
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Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Witness: Are you shitting me?
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Attorney: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: And what were you doing at that time?
Witness: Getting laid.
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Attorney: She had three children, right?
Witness: Yes.
Attorney: How many were boys?
Witness: None.
Attorney: Were there any girls?
Witness: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. May I get a new attorney?
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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?
Witness: Take a guess.
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Attorney: Can you describe the individual?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Attorney: Was this a male or a female?
Witness: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male.
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Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
Witness: No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
**********************************************************************
Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
**********************************************************************
Attorney: All of your responses MUST be oral, okay? What school did you go to?
Witness: Oral.
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Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
Attorney: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
Witness: If not, he was dead by the time I finished.
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Attorney: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Witness: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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AND LAST...
Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see. But nevertheless, could the patient have still been alive?
Witness: Yes. It is possible that he could have been alive... and practicing law.
Hollywood Squares
These great questions & answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now.
Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde (About fifteen minutes later): Lonelyness!
And the audience laughed for another 10 to 15 minutes.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q.. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth..
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde (About fifteen minutes later): Lonelyness!
And the audience laughed for another 10 to 15 minutes.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q.. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth..
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
(Name Removed)
Period 6 Biology 21
My RDA Intake Project
Through the gathering of data of my daily diet, I have found that I eat far more than anybody actually should. However, the fact that I run anywhere from 25 to 45 miles a week, and play any amount of 5-15 hours of tennis per week compensates for my massive intake. Running 10 consecutive and grueling miles either once or twice a week during the weekend is a staple of my lifestyle. At school and at home I am known to eat a great amount, however I only weigh about 106 pounds.
Directly below this summary is an account of my actual intake contrasted with the recommended daily allowance (RDA).
BMI 18.1
Body fat (%) : 7.1
AVERAGE 4899 137.6 51.6 263.8 4617.6 841.8 36.8 303.2 152
RDA 2000 65 20 300 2400 300 25 50 50
Cal Fat Sat Chl Sod Crb Fib Sug Pro
2-Oct 4712 133 46 233 4201 804 37 369 143
3-Oct 6679 195 62 303 7219 1114 54 356 197
4-Oct 4965 117 34 210 5455 895 36 239 166
5-Oct 2935 73 27 135 2685 526 28 126 114
6-Oct 5204 170 89 438 3528 870 29 426 140
AVERAGE 4899 137.6 51.6 263.8 4617.6 841.8 36.8 303.2 152
RDA 2000 65 20 300 2400 300 25 50 50
DIFFERNCIAL, +/- 2899 72.6 31.6 -36.2 2217.6 541.8 11.8 253.20% 102
(% OF) 244.50% 211.69% 298% 88% 192.40% 280.60% 147.20% 606.40% 304%
Period 6 Biology 21
My RDA Intake Project
Through the gathering of data of my daily diet, I have found that I eat far more than anybody actually should. However, the fact that I run anywhere from 25 to 45 miles a week, and play any amount of 5-15 hours of tennis per week compensates for my massive intake. Running 10 consecutive and grueling miles either once or twice a week during the weekend is a staple of my lifestyle. At school and at home I am known to eat a great amount, however I only weigh about 106 pounds.
Directly below this summary is an account of my actual intake contrasted with the recommended daily allowance (RDA).
BMI 18.1
Body fat (%) : 7.1
AVERAGE 4899 137.6 51.6 263.8 4617.6 841.8 36.8 303.2 152
RDA 2000 65 20 300 2400 300 25 50 50
Cal Fat Sat Chl Sod Crb Fib Sug Pro
2-Oct 4712 133 46 233 4201 804 37 369 143
3-Oct 6679 195 62 303 7219 1114 54 356 197
4-Oct 4965 117 34 210 5455 895 36 239 166
5-Oct 2935 73 27 135 2685 526 28 126 114
6-Oct 5204 170 89 438 3528 870 29 426 140
AVERAGE 4899 137.6 51.6 263.8 4617.6 841.8 36.8 303.2 152
RDA 2000 65 20 300 2400 300 25 50 50
DIFFERNCIAL, +/- 2899 72.6 31.6 -36.2 2217.6 541.8 11.8 253.20% 102
(% OF) 244.50% 211.69% 298% 88% 192.40% 280.60% 147.20% 606.40% 304%
Quotes
Child pornography on 4chan? You're disgusting! What? I said that? -Tyler
I'll tell you what I have learned: don't film shit in Whole Foods- they'll kick yo' ass out! -Ben
What is this compulsion to have people over to your house and serve them food and talk to them? -Larry David
Murder? It's not murder if it's an accident. My Teddy could never murder. What? What's that? Helped him rape what? He's done more for the US senate than any other man! -Harold
Welcome to the fight night of the century...bring yo popcorn, your boo, and a whole lot of Sprite....this is shaping up to be a good one...the one question: will there be a lead change? And if so, will the champ bring back the purple dotted robe into mainstream fashion, or forever into oblivion? -Brent
I'll tell you what I have learned: don't film shit in Whole Foods- they'll kick yo' ass out! -Ben
What is this compulsion to have people over to your house and serve them food and talk to them? -Larry David
Murder? It's not murder if it's an accident. My Teddy could never murder. What? What's that? Helped him rape what? He's done more for the US senate than any other man! -Harold
Welcome to the fight night of the century...bring yo popcorn, your boo, and a whole lot of Sprite....this is shaping up to be a good one...the one question: will there be a lead change? And if so, will the champ bring back the purple dotted robe into mainstream fashion, or forever into oblivion? -Brent
Black Dynamite
Do not like this status. You have no right to like this status, nor is it a good status. All this means is that he is never going to shut the fuck up about Black Dynamite. Instead he is not only going to kill every decent part of the movie, but torture it, resulting in more suffering for those who have to be near him during the day.
1. Nick can do whatever the fuck he feels like, because he is not a tool, but a person who thinks for himself and doesn't jack off to Chris/Keith/Ed/Rachel/Obama/any representative of the Democratic party including any fictional man from the West Wing (preferably black- because we all know about your fetish, Scott.)
2. You don't deserve to even talk about Black DYNAMITE ya jive-ass TURKEY! In the words of BD himself, "There's only one man who could be more diabolical than the fiendish Dr. Wu (Falk)- and that's you Tricky Dick (and by you, he means any officious prick who aspires to become President but knows he'll lose by 6 votes at the start of his career.)
3. I would say the suffering rests on those who have to bear the stuck-pig squeals of the Scott and his "WTF did you just say?" sentences that don't even try to make sense- those words that you just didn't figure out how to put together but you threw them out there anyway, almost as badly as your Dirty Sanchez throws his passes.... Read more
4. It's an excellent status, because it's true in every sense of the word- with an extra 20$ Tyler would dress up in drag AGAIN and I could reenact the entire movie with the preceding materials (but you haven't seen the movie, so I guess you really couldn't have an opinion- typical MSNBC Democrat- forming biased opinions without any information)
5. How d'ya like yah GAHLIK BREAD that I just served up on a plate like Fred "Spreads the Court Like Buttah" will serve up at Da Thankgivin' Classic. HUH? D'YA LIKE YA GAHLIK BREAD?
1. Nick can do whatever the fuck he feels like, because he is not a tool, but a person who thinks for himself and doesn't jack off to Chris/Keith/Ed/Rachel/Obama/any representative of the Democratic party including any fictional man from the West Wing (preferably black- because we all know about your fetish, Scott.)
2. You don't deserve to even talk about Black DYNAMITE ya jive-ass TURKEY! In the words of BD himself, "There's only one man who could be more diabolical than the fiendish Dr. Wu (Falk)- and that's you Tricky Dick (and by you, he means any officious prick who aspires to become President but knows he'll lose by 6 votes at the start of his career.)
3. I would say the suffering rests on those who have to bear the stuck-pig squeals of the Scott and his "WTF did you just say?" sentences that don't even try to make sense- those words that you just didn't figure out how to put together but you threw them out there anyway, almost as badly as your Dirty Sanchez throws his passes.... Read more
4. It's an excellent status, because it's true in every sense of the word- with an extra 20$ Tyler would dress up in drag AGAIN and I could reenact the entire movie with the preceding materials (but you haven't seen the movie, so I guess you really couldn't have an opinion- typical MSNBC Democrat- forming biased opinions without any information)
5. How d'ya like yah GAHLIK BREAD that I just served up on a plate like Fred "Spreads the Court Like Buttah" will serve up at Da Thankgivin' Classic. HUH? D'YA LIKE YA GAHLIK BREAD?
S'more Quotes
"I wasted my time reading it backwards"
-Neil
"Three shots in the mouth, and you'll have a bad taste in your mouth for a week"
-Mr. Brooks
"DC was fun, if you like long bus rides, stopping to see a monument, more long bus rides, Best Western hotel (like one star, and making scrap books you'd like it"
-Neil
"I thought an abortion is when they let the baby be born and then they stab it with a giant needle..."
-Neil
"Those Mexican jumping lessons are sure paying off"
Sporadically appearing over the fence, swearing and talking about how much he hates us.
-Neil
"Three shots in the mouth, and you'll have a bad taste in your mouth for a week"
-Mr. Brooks
"DC was fun, if you like long bus rides, stopping to see a monument, more long bus rides, Best Western hotel (like one star, and making scrap books you'd like it"
-Neil
"I thought an abortion is when they let the baby be born and then they stab it with a giant needle..."
-Neil
"Those Mexican jumping lessons are sure paying off"
Sporadically appearing over the fence, swearing and talking about how much he hates us.
The Race
10
rage, anger, humiliation
if i could i would run
9
run as fast as i could,
past all the people who don't understand
8
now they see me running
they are starting to give chase
7
all my demons closing in
i feel them all around me
6
faster, i need to go faster
air blowing in my face, making my eyes water
5
the demons are starting to tire out
they can't keep up like before
4
suddenly the sprint is effortless
all around me they stumble and fall
3
their numbers are failing,
all that remains is the final push
2
at long last it is over
I can feel the strength all around me
1
i look around me to take in my surroundings
all I see is sand in all directions
0
I am lost
rage, anger, humiliation
if i could i would run
9
run as fast as i could,
past all the people who don't understand
8
now they see me running
they are starting to give chase
7
all my demons closing in
i feel them all around me
6
faster, i need to go faster
air blowing in my face, making my eyes water
5
the demons are starting to tire out
they can't keep up like before
4
suddenly the sprint is effortless
all around me they stumble and fall
3
their numbers are failing,
all that remains is the final push
2
at long last it is over
I can feel the strength all around me
1
i look around me to take in my surroundings
all I see is sand in all directions
0
I am lost
Diabetes
"Why is it so hard to get an answer around here? You know how easy it is to just say it..."
Why does it seem like no one puts any effort towards anything?
She sits at home all day staring at a screen, looking at all those people she used to know.
What happened?
How did it get this way?
Why does life have to be so cruel?
You know she is sitting there in pain, questioning all that has been told to her.
Should she believe in her parents...
"I'm trying my best and you know it."
Who can she trust; the doctors, her family, herself?
"If I don't get better soon, i don't know what i'm going to do with myself, where I will go, how i will deal with the outside world."
She takes her finger and turns off the monitor, and goes back to her daily routine; sleep away the pain and just hope there is one person she can trust.
Why does it seem like no one puts any effort towards anything?
She sits at home all day staring at a screen, looking at all those people she used to know.
What happened?
How did it get this way?
Why does life have to be so cruel?
You know she is sitting there in pain, questioning all that has been told to her.
Should she believe in her parents...
"I'm trying my best and you know it."
Who can she trust; the doctors, her family, herself?
"If I don't get better soon, i don't know what i'm going to do with myself, where I will go, how i will deal with the outside world."
She takes her finger and turns off the monitor, and goes back to her daily routine; sleep away the pain and just hope there is one person she can trust.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
HANDS
Where were your hands last night at 11 PM?
My hands?...I'm only assuming they were coming off of my wrists attached to my arms, but they could've gotten off...?
Is anyone else in the room with you?
ross, rachael, chandler, monica, phoebe, and joey
What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
mornings here! THE MORNINGS HERE
What's the last part of your body you have itched?
MY LEGGGGGG
Ever given your all to someone who walked away?
yeah funny story. not funny "haha" more funny *gunshot noises*
My hands?...I'm only assuming they were coming off of my wrists attached to my arms, but they could've gotten off...?
Is anyone else in the room with you?
ross, rachael, chandler, monica, phoebe, and joey
What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
mornings here! THE MORNINGS HERE
What's the last part of your body you have itched?
MY LEGGGGGG
Ever given your all to someone who walked away?
yeah funny story. not funny "haha" more funny *gunshot noises*
Regrets?
thoughts fly through my mind
regrets fill up to the brim
but my glass is half empty
and half full with sin
i can't take it
it's building up
i want to say i'm sorry
but the guilt is filling up inside
i can't breathe
i need to say it out loud
i want to tell you
that i don't love you to
but i don't want to break you
i've already been there
just like you
i can't take this regret
i can't hold it in anymore
you'll find someone new
who is into you
i just wasn't for you
but to me you're old news
i wanted to tell you
face to face
but i couldn't bear to
see the look on your face
when i spoke
i'm sorry
but i can't take it anymore
i can't think of that day
with out thinking i betrayed myself
i look down on myself now
and say wow...
some people may have regrets
and i have alot of them as well
and this one thing
this one little thing
had been added to that list
..
-Becca
regrets fill up to the brim
but my glass is half empty
and half full with sin
i can't take it
it's building up
i want to say i'm sorry
but the guilt is filling up inside
i can't breathe
i need to say it out loud
i want to tell you
that i don't love you to
but i don't want to break you
i've already been there
just like you
i can't take this regret
i can't hold it in anymore
you'll find someone new
who is into you
i just wasn't for you
but to me you're old news
i wanted to tell you
face to face
but i couldn't bear to
see the look on your face
when i spoke
i'm sorry
but i can't take it anymore
i can't think of that day
with out thinking i betrayed myself
i look down on myself now
and say wow...
some people may have regrets
and i have alot of them as well
and this one thing
this one little thing
had been added to that list
..
-Becca
Dumb
i feel so dumb,
because i actually believed what you said...
i don't know why,
i thought this was different,
i guess i thought wrong...
i'm always falling for the wrong ones...
i didn't look before i fell
and now I'm left with a shattered heart
from the fall into the deep
dark blue thoughts which are my mind,
my soul, and my heart.
you said i captivated you
and said you wanted something new
something you could hold on to
i fell deep, i fell hard
and the worst part
is you weren't there to catch me
you say you still do
but you're confused
i understand
but i'm so mad at myself
i know better than to get close to someone
because in the end they end up
leaving or breaking me in two
i'm so mad at my self
for believing in you
am i that dumb ?
i feel bad for saying this
but i can only get it out this way
but music says the words
we are afraid to say out loud...
<3
-Becca
because i actually believed what you said...
i don't know why,
i thought this was different,
i guess i thought wrong...
i'm always falling for the wrong ones...
i didn't look before i fell
and now I'm left with a shattered heart
from the fall into the deep
dark blue thoughts which are my mind,
my soul, and my heart.
you said i captivated you
and said you wanted something new
something you could hold on to
i fell deep, i fell hard
and the worst part
is you weren't there to catch me
you say you still do
but you're confused
i understand
but i'm so mad at myself
i know better than to get close to someone
because in the end they end up
leaving or breaking me in two
i'm so mad at my self
for believing in you
am i that dumb ?
i feel bad for saying this
but i can only get it out this way
but music says the words
we are afraid to say out loud...
<3
-Becca
Becca's
it's late at night
and she's walking by your side
her hand in yours
arms wrapped around her waist
never let her go
oh no, never let her, never let her
never let her go
hold her tight
when it's cold outside
kiss her cheek
when she is falling asleep
on your shoulder
walk with her on the beach
she's the one, she's the one
you think about so much
you can't even sleep
at night, unless you hear her voice
never let her go
oh no, never let her, never let her
never let her go
can't you see
her eyes are only seeing you
when she is quiet
a million things are running through her mind
and when she lays her head on your chest
she is wishing hard
that you were hers
forever
she stares at you
wondering what she could do
to keep you
hers forever
she never wants you to
never wants you to let
her go, because
she is in love
for the first time
ooooh
and tonight
remember this
always kiss her
and hold her tight
and never say goodbye
say "i love you baby
your my one and only
please don't go
just stay with me tonight
because im never gonna let you go
oh no, never let you go"
<3
-Becca Camp
and she's walking by your side
her hand in yours
arms wrapped around her waist
never let her go
oh no, never let her, never let her
never let her go
hold her tight
when it's cold outside
kiss her cheek
when she is falling asleep
on your shoulder
walk with her on the beach
she's the one, she's the one
you think about so much
you can't even sleep
at night, unless you hear her voice
never let her go
oh no, never let her, never let her
never let her go
can't you see
her eyes are only seeing you
when she is quiet
a million things are running through her mind
and when she lays her head on your chest
she is wishing hard
that you were hers
forever
she stares at you
wondering what she could do
to keep you
hers forever
she never wants you to
never wants you to let
her go, because
she is in love
for the first time
ooooh
and tonight
remember this
always kiss her
and hold her tight
and never say goodbye
say "i love you baby
your my one and only
please don't go
just stay with me tonight
because im never gonna let you go
oh no, never let you go"
<3
-Becca Camp
Another Rant?
Saw this rant on one of my friends' Facebooks. Thought it was funny, so here it is for your viewing pleasure. :)
So, I'm just venting because I am sick of every ones shit.
Okay, let's get some thing straight.
Yes I do swear alot, and yes I do like to fight, and YES I do flirt, and YES I can be a fucking bitch, so if you have a problem, then why the hell are you even reading this?
I hate when people effing judge people on their appearances, like what the hell!
You don't know them, you don't know what they have been through in their life, for all you know they are just someone else in the crowd but you decide OH THEY LOOK DIFFERENT I DON'T LIKE THEM!
Like really, really now!?
You don't know them so shut the fuck up!
If you have something to say, say it to their face, instead of being an idiot and saying it behind their back, because if you aren't saying it to their face, obviously you're too self conscious of yourself, and you have to make fun of them or you're just an idiot and afraid they'll kick your ass!
So just shut the fuck up.
And Rumors like really!?
Shut the fuck up if you didn't hear it from the person themselves, don't even try to go up to someone else and be like
"Oh shit! Did you hear about so and so!? Is it true!?"
Like wtf?! Just tell the PERSON it's about and ask them. Like, not that big of a deal.
OKAY, and then there is relationships & hook ups.
If you aren't dating the person YOU DON'T OWN THEM!
God, some guy and girl are effing fighting and crying over
"Oh I've liked him for so long and now she is dating him!"
Like stfu!
If you liked him or her so much, do something about it.
Like seriously!?
Then there is hooking up and "so and so hooked up like OMG!"
No.
Let them be, that's their biz. not yours.
Plus if they're a whore or asshole, and you know it, why the fuck are you even trying to hook up with them?!
You're gonna get hurt so why the hell would you even go for them!?
GOD SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST IDIOTS
OKAY, I'm done for now (:
Goodbye <3
So, I'm just venting because I am sick of every ones shit.
Okay, let's get some thing straight.
Yes I do swear alot, and yes I do like to fight, and YES I do flirt, and YES I can be a fucking bitch, so if you have a problem, then why the hell are you even reading this?
I hate when people effing judge people on their appearances, like what the hell!
You don't know them, you don't know what they have been through in their life, for all you know they are just someone else in the crowd but you decide OH THEY LOOK DIFFERENT I DON'T LIKE THEM!
Like really, really now!?
You don't know them so shut the fuck up!
If you have something to say, say it to their face, instead of being an idiot and saying it behind their back, because if you aren't saying it to their face, obviously you're too self conscious of yourself, and you have to make fun of them or you're just an idiot and afraid they'll kick your ass!
So just shut the fuck up.
And Rumors like really!?
Shut the fuck up if you didn't hear it from the person themselves, don't even try to go up to someone else and be like
"Oh shit! Did you hear about so and so!? Is it true!?"
Like wtf?! Just tell the PERSON it's about and ask them. Like, not that big of a deal.
OKAY, and then there is relationships & hook ups.
If you aren't dating the person YOU DON'T OWN THEM!
God, some guy and girl are effing fighting and crying over
"Oh I've liked him for so long and now she is dating him!"
Like stfu!
If you liked him or her so much, do something about it.
Like seriously!?
Then there is hooking up and "so and so hooked up like OMG!"
No.
Let them be, that's their biz. not yours.
Plus if they're a whore or asshole, and you know it, why the fuck are you even trying to hook up with them?!
You're gonna get hurt so why the hell would you even go for them!?
GOD SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST IDIOTS
OKAY, I'm done for now (:
Goodbye <3
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Stafford Is A Racist Bastard
Stafford,
It looks like Jersey Shore Community College has taught you well. They should be proud to have produced such an intelligent student. All along, I thought this economical slump was some complex dilemma requiring the skills and intellect of several brilliant minds…
Then you come along and remind us that the solution is actually not so difficult. You’re right, Stafford, there is an obvious link between The United States Recession and way too many chinks opening up Dollar Trees. As Americans, we must resist the urge to go buy 49 cent toothpaste so that our country can thrive once again.
Wow.
It’s that simple.
Bless you Stafford.
Friday, November 6, 2009
42 Cent Stamps
This had me laughing for a good 2 hours, and as most of you know, I am not a big laugher. I'm the joke maker, not the reciever. This is a segment of a 3 page explanation on what is recquired from students seeking a letter of recommendation from a teacher at our school. I thought this was one of the funniest things I have ever read in my whole life.
"DO NOT USE YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS AS THE RETURN ADDRESS! THE LETTER IS FROM ME!"
"You supply the 42 cent stamps. (No multiple stamps please! This is not the time to use up your Mom's old 39 centers!) The stamp should be of an appropriate design and aligned properly on the envelope. No "Elvis", "holiday", or even "cancer" stamps. Please remember the letter is from me in my official capacity as your teacher. The letter is not an opportunity for you to express your individuality, your beliefs or your social causes. A simple American flag on the stamp would be most appreciated.
If you dislike the taste of glue, bring self-sticking stamps and envelopes. I will write elegant letters for you. I will not, however, lick your stamps or envelopes. If your want to send out 25 letters, that is perfectly all right with me. Just bring self-sticking stamps and envelopes or a very wet tongue!"
"DO NOT USE YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS AS THE RETURN ADDRESS! THE LETTER IS FROM ME!"
"You supply the 42 cent stamps. (No multiple stamps please! This is not the time to use up your Mom's old 39 centers!) The stamp should be of an appropriate design and aligned properly on the envelope. No "Elvis", "holiday", or even "cancer" stamps. Please remember the letter is from me in my official capacity as your teacher. The letter is not an opportunity for you to express your individuality, your beliefs or your social causes. A simple American flag on the stamp would be most appreciated.
If you dislike the taste of glue, bring self-sticking stamps and envelopes. I will write elegant letters for you. I will not, however, lick your stamps or envelopes. If your want to send out 25 letters, that is perfectly all right with me. Just bring self-sticking stamps and envelopes or a very wet tongue!"
Dasher Stories
"Here's an interesting fact for you. Know the only country that paid back reparations to the US? Finland. I went to Finland once. I was about your age. You go into this sauna thing and there's this huge woman and before you know it she's whipping you with birch bark."
"I guess if you end up in hell everything won't be all right in the end"
And he ran around the room asking people for cologne or perfume. Just none that smelled like oranges. And evidently he hates it when I mention DARTH VADER.
HAHA he watered his little evergreen tree today with some of his Starbucks Coffee...and it started to overflow.
"Quote me on this--unhappy marriages breed early death"
Today in english we had to pick American philosophers and someone picked John Dasher. It made my day.
"Life should not be a race from Point A to Point B. Life should be a leap of faith from Point A. For best results, jump naked!"
" 'SUET!' DAMMIT MATT PUT 'SUET!' I CAN'T BELIEVE AFTER A YEAR WITH ME YOU STILL DOUBT ME!"
Arturo was in my freshman year global class, and he fell asleep or something, Dasher goes "Arturo, you better pay attention sweetheart, or else you will fail my class and mow lawns all of your life just like the rest of your ancestors".....
"Get off my field sweetheart... why are you so queer?!??!"
Dasher once gave me and my partner bonus points for making a finger painting.
"I guess if you end up in hell everything won't be all right in the end"
And he ran around the room asking people for cologne or perfume. Just none that smelled like oranges. And evidently he hates it when I mention DARTH VADER.
HAHA he watered his little evergreen tree today with some of his Starbucks Coffee...and it started to overflow.
"Quote me on this--unhappy marriages breed early death"
Today in english we had to pick American philosophers and someone picked John Dasher. It made my day.
"Life should not be a race from Point A to Point B. Life should be a leap of faith from Point A. For best results, jump naked!"
" 'SUET!' DAMMIT MATT PUT 'SUET!' I CAN'T BELIEVE AFTER A YEAR WITH ME YOU STILL DOUBT ME!"
Arturo was in my freshman year global class, and he fell asleep or something, Dasher goes "Arturo, you better pay attention sweetheart, or else you will fail my class and mow lawns all of your life just like the rest of your ancestors".....
"Get off my field sweetheart... why are you so queer?!??!"
Dasher once gave me and my partner bonus points for making a finger painting.
WWJDD?
Found a group on Facebook called "What would John Dasher Do?" in honor of a particularly "honest" teacher at our school. I thought these quotes were pretty... special. LOL.
"Bennet, do you know what a bra is?" -Dasher
"But Mr.Dasher, I'm not ready to lose you yet." - Umar
"Umm I really don't give a ...., but that's sweet of you!" -Dasher
"Now George Washington.. what was his bitch?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Not WHO was his bitch but WHAT was his bitch?" - Dasher
"TOO BAD, SO SAD... YOU LOSE!" - Dasher
Today at practice, we were going without pads, and I was kicking. JMD comes up to me and goes, "Wow, you work better with less clothes." And I went, "That's what she said." to which he replied, "Let's hope...because when you're my age, she won't."
He once saw me and my boyfriend making out in the hallway, winked, and gave a thumbs up. Mind you, we are in an empty hallway and are kind of creeped out. Suddenly he turns back around, comes over to my boyfriend, gives another thumbs up, and says "Good Job!"
He blew a kiss to Chris Nigro today!!!!!! Good god...
Who would've thought Ludlowe would be 'beating' us in scores? It must be a CULTURAL THING. -Dasher
Just remember to name your child Millard, because John Dasher doesn't think there are enough Millards in the world.
"Bennet, do you know what a bra is?" -Dasher
"But Mr.Dasher, I'm not ready to lose you yet." - Umar
"Umm I really don't give a ...., but that's sweet of you!" -Dasher
"Now George Washington.. what was his bitch?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Not WHO was his bitch but WHAT was his bitch?" - Dasher
"TOO BAD, SO SAD... YOU LOSE!" - Dasher
Today at practice, we were going without pads, and I was kicking. JMD comes up to me and goes, "Wow, you work better with less clothes." And I went, "That's what she said." to which he replied, "Let's hope...because when you're my age, she won't."
He once saw me and my boyfriend making out in the hallway, winked, and gave a thumbs up. Mind you, we are in an empty hallway and are kind of creeped out. Suddenly he turns back around, comes over to my boyfriend, gives another thumbs up, and says "Good Job!"
He blew a kiss to Chris Nigro today!!!!!! Good god...
Who would've thought Ludlowe would be 'beating' us in scores? It must be a CULTURAL THING. -Dasher
Just remember to name your child Millard, because John Dasher doesn't think there are enough Millards in the world.
SICK DAY
I guess i'll be blogging all day today, considering the fact that i'm sick as hell, and I have no life. Keep an eye on the screenshots i've been posting, and comment on my posts, i'm lonely lol :)
Katherine, Meet Spacebar
Ugh. Someone please go and brain that pathetic excuse of a person called Katharine. IF you have this burning desire to be pretentious, then for the love of GOD try to at least appear as competent with your language as the average 5th grader.
Either that, or someone needs to cut her off from the chrome she’s sniffing.
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