Emily's Birthday Party

Outfit:
beige vintage spaghetti strap tank top
black cashmere zip up hoodie
medium wash abercrombie skinny jeans
cream colored satin pumps with black lace overlay and satin bow

1. Arrived (fashionably late) and was greeted by cheers :)
2. Poured myself a drink and sat on the couch with my girlies, margaux and mary
3. After 2 more drinks we three decided that guys suck, and that mary and margaux should be a couple. Declared this to everyone at the party, and i named myself world's greatest match maker.
4. 6 pizzas arrived. Still don't understand that one.
5. Dan decided "hey! let's plug in two strobe lights!" so he did.
6. Emily and Kevin go head to head in a Twister death match
7. Party moves to the basement... dun dun dun
8. Smalltalk and gossip
9. Evan arrives (party officially begins)
10. Group decides to "take a walk" down the road. This leads all 15 of us to an elementary school, which we leave and go to Rachael's house.
11. Walk to Rachael's house where her mother is piss drunk, and tells us to not walk on the lawn, and gets mad at Emily for leaving everyone at her house. Everyone is clearly sitting on Rachael's lawn.
12. Barnum forces all of us to walk to the top of a hill to see a "fantastic" view of bridgeport. it was nothing special.
13. return to emily's house. we play spin the bottle. I kiss Evan 3 times, emily twice, and rachael once.
14. we move onto Truth or Dare. Peter licks Emilys foot from heel to toe, i lick frosting off of Emily's chest, and David pole dances. Emily gets a lap dance from Evan, and then Emily gets the ultimate dare. Get completely naked in the pantry, and search for and find the bottle we were playing the game with.
15. As soon as Emily recovers said bottle, her mother comes downstairs and sees her naked holding a bottle. Her mother declares theparty is over, so we all get up and leave.
16. Emily climbs onto the roof of her house, and threatens to call the police. Dan throws her up his jacket.
17. My ride comes before the police show up, and i'm safe. again.
18. successful night, :)