The trainer DID NOT have a sex change
There is no ramp for the handicapped during fire drills on the far side of Fitts
Lucas can do 40 push ups
Mr. Donlon is a total tool
Peter's Mood Update:
In the mood to jump out of a plane. While I'm falling, I'm going to deploy a parachute, and just before I land, I go in for a swooping dive, and as im soaring over the ground, I kick all of my teachers in the face. And then I quit Cross Country, and then I'm happy. But until I do all that, I am not.
Showing posts with label Peter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Peter. Show all posts
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Another Bucket List
1. learn chinese
2. live in a foreign country for more than a year
3. skydiving (everybody says this but I really do)
4. deep sea diving
5. sail across an ocean
6. get in a fist fight and lose
7. get in a fist fight and win
8. shoot a gun at something other than a target
9. patent something
10. invent something revolutionary
11. run a marathon
12. climb a 8000+ meter mountain
13. snowboard down said mountain
14. fly a plane
15. get in a street race
16. go to jail for something
17. get Joey to stop calling me a fag
18. break away from the union
19. make my own flag
20. go to Australia
21. bike through said Australia
22. see a lion outside of a zoo
23. swim with sharks outside a cage
24. earn a million dollars
25. do something that people would put in a history book
26. read said history book and say “Hey! That’s me!!”
27. call one of my current friends in 20 years
28. find Mrs. Brown in 20 years and tell her what i really think of her
29. throw a midget
30. got to the Olympics
31. see the 7 wonders of the world
32. flip a coin and get it to land on its edge
33. say something on the news
34. do a backflip
35. learn to skateboard
36. get a swiss bank account
37. get on a tv show
38. meet a famous person and become friends
39. kill Edward Cullen
40. drive a sports car
41. crash said sports car
42. run away from said sports car wreck
43. set a world record
44. get in a movie
45. go surfing on one of those infinite wave machines
46. create the most comfortable chair ever
47. cut a class
48. go to college
49. go camping/be a hermit/live outside for one year
50. light a giant bonfire with a bag on nondairy creamer
51. have a car drive towards me at a high speed
52. jump on the hood of said car, and continue running over the other side
53. try parkour
54. drive 100 mph
55. finish the list of 100 things to do before I die
56. play a sport on a professional team
57. find out why everybody is making a list like this one
58. shake hands with Chuck Norris
59. get a speeding ticket
60. get a ride in Mr. Stebbins inconspicuous white van
61. make Shayna afraid of me
62. beat Greg at DDR
63. skydive with a wingsuit
64. go to a snowboard camp
65. steal a mac from the mac cart in school and never get caught
66. go on Oprah and get a humpback whale
67. go to southern china and see the giant Buddha
68. almost lose a limb/finger in an obscure accident
69. change my name to Peter Dover
70. find the license plate number and home address of all of my teachers
71. have a kid and name him Ben Dover
72. become advanced (nationally)
73. run a 5:00 mile
74. sleep through a whole school day
75. travel to every continent for at least one year
76. write a book and have people line up for me to sign it
77. learn to fly
78. make Maxx forget about the chipwhich
79. quit the track team
80. shoot a hammer
81. snowboard a super pipe
82. win a game of bingo
83. create the most awkward situation imaginable
84. *awkward turtle*
85. go into a dollar store with a 100 dollar bill
86. give a hobo a 20, and ask for change
86. get a good phone
87. show off said phone to everybody
88. have everybody be amazed by my phone
89. overcome my obsession with phones
90. become a pirate
2. live in a foreign country for more than a year
3. skydiving (everybody says this but I really do)
4. deep sea diving
5. sail across an ocean
6. get in a fist fight and lose
7. get in a fist fight and win
8. shoot a gun at something other than a target
9. patent something
10. invent something revolutionary
11. run a marathon
12. climb a 8000+ meter mountain
13. snowboard down said mountain
14. fly a plane
15. get in a street race
16. go to jail for something
17. get Joey to stop calling me a fag
18. break away from the union
19. make my own flag
20. go to Australia
21. bike through said Australia
22. see a lion outside of a zoo
23. swim with sharks outside a cage
24. earn a million dollars
25. do something that people would put in a history book
26. read said history book and say “Hey! That’s me!!”
27. call one of my current friends in 20 years
28. find Mrs. Brown in 20 years and tell her what i really think of her
29. throw a midget
30. got to the Olympics
31. see the 7 wonders of the world
32. flip a coin and get it to land on its edge
33. say something on the news
34. do a backflip
35. learn to skateboard
36. get a swiss bank account
37. get on a tv show
38. meet a famous person and become friends
39. kill Edward Cullen
40. drive a sports car
41. crash said sports car
42. run away from said sports car wreck
43. set a world record
44. get in a movie
45. go surfing on one of those infinite wave machines
46. create the most comfortable chair ever
47. cut a class
48. go to college
49. go camping/be a hermit/live outside for one year
50. light a giant bonfire with a bag on nondairy creamer
51. have a car drive towards me at a high speed
52. jump on the hood of said car, and continue running over the other side
53. try parkour
54. drive 100 mph
55. finish the list of 100 things to do before I die
56. play a sport on a professional team
57. find out why everybody is making a list like this one
58. shake hands with Chuck Norris
59. get a speeding ticket
60. get a ride in Mr. Stebbins inconspicuous white van
61. make Shayna afraid of me
62. beat Greg at DDR
63. skydive with a wingsuit
64. go to a snowboard camp
65. steal a mac from the mac cart in school and never get caught
66. go on Oprah and get a humpback whale
67. go to southern china and see the giant Buddha
68. almost lose a limb/finger in an obscure accident
69. change my name to Peter Dover
70. find the license plate number and home address of all of my teachers
71. have a kid and name him Ben Dover
72. become advanced (nationally)
73. run a 5:00 mile
74. sleep through a whole school day
75. travel to every continent for at least one year
76. write a book and have people line up for me to sign it
77. learn to fly
78. make Maxx forget about the chipwhich
79. quit the track team
80. shoot a hammer
81. snowboard a super pipe
82. win a game of bingo
83. create the most awkward situation imaginable
84. *awkward turtle*
85. go into a dollar store with a 100 dollar bill
86. give a hobo a 20, and ask for change
86. get a good phone
87. show off said phone to everybody
88. have everybody be amazed by my phone
89. overcome my obsession with phones
90. become a pirate
Canadian Geese (Peter)
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?1.) Legalize marijuana
2.) Take over New Zealand {They have it coming}
Tell me something about you that I don't know
I just found out that Brooke is deathly afraid of Canadian Geese
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jesus {regardless of gender}
What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
So.... that's what you really look like?
What is your weapon of choice?
It's a tie between a nuke and a sniper
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Jesus
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
"I can't, I have to get my Christmas tree."
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
Mix up all three and you get a fried Twinkie. It's the best thing ever
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
...once...or twice...
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Does Brooke count?
2.) Take over New Zealand {They have it coming}
Tell me something about you that I don't know
I just found out that Brooke is deathly afraid of Canadian Geese
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jesus {regardless of gender}
What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
So.... that's what you really look like?
What is your weapon of choice?
It's a tie between a nuke and a sniper
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Jesus
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
"I can't, I have to get my Christmas tree."
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
Mix up all three and you get a fried Twinkie. It's the best thing ever
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
...once...or twice...
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Does Brooke count?
Peter Questions (Why Not?)
Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I have sensitive teeth, so I can't bite it.
Would you dance to the taco song?
HELL YES!!!
What are you craving right now?
Slow roasted baby back ribs
First thing you wash in the shower?
Arms. Always
Do you like cottage cheese?
Would you like to spork your own eyes out?
Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes. He is a brick
Ever have cream puffs?
Idk. Is that a sexual innuendo?
Are you sarcastic?
Never!
Can you hula hoop?
Never. Ever.
I have sensitive teeth, so I can't bite it.
Would you dance to the taco song?
HELL YES!!!
What are you craving right now?
Slow roasted baby back ribs
First thing you wash in the shower?
Arms. Always
Do you like cottage cheese?
Would you like to spork your own eyes out?
Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes. He is a brick
Ever have cream puffs?
Idk. Is that a sexual innuendo?
Are you sarcastic?
Never!
Can you hula hoop?
Never. Ever.
Internet Troubles
Ok. I was going to post this as a status, but screw that. I have been sitting at my desk for thirty minutes just trying to get here. I know this is stupid, but my internet network decided to ban my computer entirely. So now I'm stealing my neighbor's internet and it is as slow as an elephant carrying it's morbidly obese sister up Mt. Everest.
And that pisses me off. So now I sit and wait for this page to load, and start writing my note.
O!! What's this? It would seem that I was disconnected from the other network too! What great news!! That just makes my rant all the better.
By the way, FML. Just had to say that. It is also 11:15 right now, and I have no idea how long it will take to post all of this. But anyway, here it is..... ok, wonderful.
I can't connect back to the other network, and I can't connect back to my network. So I'm going to copy and paste this, so even after I turn off my computer it is safe, and I will have proof of my rage.
Also, fml. Again. Ok. Now its 11:30, and I'm really tired. This might end up being a long note.
So this week is only going to be four days long, then we get a vacation. That's nice.
I know, isn't it? This is getting kinda creepy, i'm having a conversation with my self. Dude. You need to get a life. Ok. Getting late now. Really should go to bed.
But I really want to keep writing too. Just to let you all know, when I wrote writing, I wound up typing writhing, which is a word for rolling on the ground in great pain.
Which is what i'm going to be doing at track because I skipped on Friday and I didn't run all weekend. Except for reffing.
(Ran up and down a soccer sideline for 3 damn hours in the sun) and I made 50$# Oops. Didn't mean to put the # there. But i'm going to leave it there. I really am getting tired now, should go to bed (also, this is a really long note now. You have to scroll to read all of it. lol)
Day 2: Network still down. First connecting network shut down yesterday.
Beginning to think that the internet must just hate me. But now I'm stuck on this LOST THE GAME one window, so I guess I might as well make my time here worth while. Which means that you all have to read this. But not really. But if you do read through all of this, then you really have no life. Sorry.
And that pisses me off. So now I sit and wait for this page to load, and start writing my note.
O!! What's this? It would seem that I was disconnected from the other network too! What great news!! That just makes my rant all the better.
By the way, FML. Just had to say that. It is also 11:15 right now, and I have no idea how long it will take to post all of this. But anyway, here it is..... ok, wonderful.
I can't connect back to the other network, and I can't connect back to my network. So I'm going to copy and paste this, so even after I turn off my computer it is safe, and I will have proof of my rage.
Also, fml. Again. Ok. Now its 11:30, and I'm really tired. This might end up being a long note.
So this week is only going to be four days long, then we get a vacation. That's nice.
I know, isn't it? This is getting kinda creepy, i'm having a conversation with my self. Dude. You need to get a life. Ok. Getting late now. Really should go to bed.
But I really want to keep writing too. Just to let you all know, when I wrote writing, I wound up typing writhing, which is a word for rolling on the ground in great pain.
Which is what i'm going to be doing at track because I skipped on Friday and I didn't run all weekend. Except for reffing.
(Ran up and down a soccer sideline for 3 damn hours in the sun) and I made 50$# Oops. Didn't mean to put the # there. But i'm going to leave it there. I really am getting tired now, should go to bed (also, this is a really long note now. You have to scroll to read all of it. lol)
Day 2: Network still down. First connecting network shut down yesterday.
Beginning to think that the internet must just hate me. But now I'm stuck on this LOST THE GAME one window, so I guess I might as well make my time here worth while. Which means that you all have to read this. But not really. But if you do read through all of this, then you really have no life. Sorry.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Peter Has Been Advanced
The National Association for the Advancement of Peter Lombardo
Peter is my main man. I created the NAAPL in Justice class and made Mrs. Murphy join it. Bitch.
Join us in the quest to advance Peter...we need to get him some chicks. -Mary
PETER! YOU WERE OFFICIALLY ADVANCED THIS WEEK! For many reasons. One of them is that you did good at hurdles yesterday.
The next reason is that you are the most AMAZING READER EVER!
Seriously after you read today I was like "Woah, man, seriously, that rocked." And then Mrs. Murphy was all "Oh Mary, you read now." and I was like "Shit how am I ever going to follow that?"
Nice job.
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