NEWS UPDATE

The trainer DID NOT have a sex change
There is no ramp for the handicapped during fire drills on the far side of Fitts
Lucas can do 40 push ups
Mr. Donlon is a total tool

Peter's Mood Update:
In the mood to jump out of a plane. While I'm falling, I'm going to deploy a parachute, and just before I land, I go in for a swooping dive, and as im soaring over the ground, I kick all of my teachers in the face. And then I quit Cross Country, and then I'm happy. But until I do all that, I am not.

Orange Juice

I was in such a shitty mood on Monday because there was no orange juice left in my refridgerator. As many of you know, I now have my own apartment because I can't stand being around my parents. Con: There is never any milk, eggs, bread, or orange juice because I am currently paying for my own food. I opened the fridge that morning, and I was ashamed yet also slightly proud that one whole shelf was just Kool-Aid Jammers. Nothing else. This is how Cassidy described it.

Orange Juice Tragedy
Rebecca: "Brooke, are you happy?"
Brooke: "No."
Rebecca: "Why?"
Brooke: "We ran out of orange juice at my house."...