Another Bucket List

1. learn chinese
2. live in a foreign country for more than a year
3. skydiving (everybody says this but I really do)
4. deep sea diving
5. sail across an ocean
6. get in a fist fight and lose
7. get in a fist fight and win
8. shoot a gun at something other than a target
9. patent something
10. invent something revolutionary
11. run a marathon
12. climb a 8000+ meter mountain
13. snowboard down said mountain
14. fly a plane
15. get in a street race
16. go to jail for something
17. get Joey to stop calling me a fag
18. break away from the union
19. make my own flag
20. go to Australia
21. bike through said Australia
22. see a lion outside of a zoo
23. swim with sharks outside a cage
24. earn a million dollars
25. do something that people would put in a history book
26. read said history book and say “Hey! That’s me!!”
27. call one of my current friends in 20 years
28. find Mrs. Brown in 20 years and tell her what i really think of her
29. throw a midget
30. got to the Olympics
31. see the 7 wonders of the world
32. flip a coin and get it to land on its edge
33. say something on the news
34. do a backflip
35. learn to skateboard
36. get a swiss bank account
37. get on a tv show
38. meet a famous person and become friends
39. kill Edward Cullen
40. drive a sports car
41. crash said sports car
42. run away from said sports car wreck
43. set a world record
44. get in a movie
45. go surfing on one of those infinite wave machines
46. create the most comfortable chair ever
47. cut a class
48. go to college
49. go camping/be a hermit/live outside for one year
50. light a giant bonfire with a bag on nondairy creamer
51. have a car drive towards me at a high speed
52. jump on the hood of said car, and continue running over the other side
53. try parkour
54. drive 100 mph
55. finish the list of 100 things to do before I die
56. play a sport on a professional team
57. find out why everybody is making a list like this one
58. shake hands with Chuck Norris
59. get a speeding ticket
60. get a ride in Mr. Stebbins inconspicuous white van
61. make Shayna afraid of me
62. beat Greg at DDR
63. skydive with a wingsuit
64. go to a snowboard camp
65. steal a mac from the mac cart in school and never get caught
66. go on Oprah and get a humpback whale
67. go to southern china and see the giant Buddha
68. almost lose a limb/finger in an obscure accident
69. change my name to Peter Dover
70. find the license plate number and home address of all of my teachers
71. have a kid and name him Ben Dover
72. become advanced (nationally)
73. run a 5:00 mile
74. sleep through a whole school day
75. travel to every continent for at least one year
76. write a book and have people line up for me to sign it
77. learn to fly
78. make Maxx forget about the chipwhich
79. quit the track team
80. shoot a hammer
81. snowboard a super pipe
82. win a game of bingo
83. create the most awkward situation imaginable
84. *awkward turtle*
85. go into a dollar store with a 100 dollar bill
86. give a hobo a 20, and ask for change
86. get a good phone
87. show off said phone to everybody
88. have everybody be amazed by my phone
89. overcome my obsession with phones
90. become a pirate