Peter Has Been Advanced

The National Association for the Advancement of Peter Lombardo

Peter is my main man. I created the NAAPL in Justice class and made Mrs. Murphy join it. Bitch.

Join us in the quest to advance Peter...we need to get him some chicks. -Mary

PETER! YOU WERE OFFICIALLY ADVANCED THIS WEEK! For many reasons. One of them is that you did good at hurdles yesterday.

The next reason is that you are the most AMAZING READER EVER!

Seriously after you read today I was like "Woah, man, seriously, that rocked." And then Mrs. Murphy was all "Oh Mary, you read now." and I was like "Shit how am I ever going to follow that?"

Nice job.

Mary Survey

Don't tell me lies, where's your man?
Reptar Land


Have you faced any of your fears lately?
Uhh I'm currently working on not being afraid of tongues.

Who can make you feel better in a difficult situation?
My friends, certain family members, my...therapist?

What would be the first thing you would do with 100,000 dollars?
College, camera equipment, lots of elephants

What's something you learned today?
582 licks to the center of a Tootsie pop. You're welcome world.


Name three things around you:
Laptop, purple dog that Beth Greenawalt won for me while intoxicated at Septemberfest last year, and fuzzy socks with bunnies on them.

Are any of your pets overweight?
Chubs. That's why I call her chubs even though her name is Tibby