The trainer DID NOT have a sex change
There is no ramp for the handicapped during fire drills on the far side of Fitts
Lucas can do 40 push ups
Mr. Donlon is a total tool
Peter's Mood Update:
In the mood to jump out of a plane. While I'm falling, I'm going to deploy a parachute, and just before I land, I go in for a swooping dive, and as im soaring over the ground, I kick all of my teachers in the face. And then I quit Cross Country, and then I'm happy. But until I do all that, I am not.
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