I'm Crushed

I... I... don't know what to say. I made 3 homemade pizzas, a batch of cookies and a batch of brownies for Margaux's homecoming... and... Frank ate all of it. There... nothing. There is nothing left. None. I... I'm officially putting myself on suicide watch, because quite honestly... im crushed. just crushed.
I'll do something... i'll have to make another pizza, and another batch of brownies. I'll fix this, i'll make this right. Don't worry.
-Brooke

Oh wait, I mean Frank Johnson is a wonderful being and he is an average weight for his size and he only treats us with care and respect, and we appreciate him for it. (I know he stalks you.)
-Mary