Thursday, October 29, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Benefit of the Doubt
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My brother is a Facebook fan of two things: God, and Rihanna. If he's not a prime example of the rare "Baptist closeted gay," I don't know who is.
You saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
It is virtually impossible to listen to "Single Ladies"and perform any seated task.
My brother is a Facebook fan of two things: God, and Rihanna. If he's not a prime example of the rare "Baptist closeted gay," I don't know who is.
You saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
It is virtually impossible to listen to "Single Ladies"and perform any seated task.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
NEWS UPDATE
The trainer DID NOT have a sex change
There is no ramp for the handicapped during fire drills on the far side of Fitts
Lucas can do 40 push ups
Mr. Donlon is a total tool
Peter's Mood Update:
In the mood to jump out of a plane. While I'm falling, I'm going to deploy a parachute, and just before I land, I go in for a swooping dive, and as im soaring over the ground, I kick all of my teachers in the face. And then I quit Cross Country, and then I'm happy. But until I do all that, I am not.
There is no ramp for the handicapped during fire drills on the far side of Fitts
Lucas can do 40 push ups
Mr. Donlon is a total tool
Peter's Mood Update:
In the mood to jump out of a plane. While I'm falling, I'm going to deploy a parachute, and just before I land, I go in for a swooping dive, and as im soaring over the ground, I kick all of my teachers in the face. And then I quit Cross Country, and then I'm happy. But until I do all that, I am not.
Susan
Me: Razvan, what is your honest opinion of *Hadil?
Razvan: Susan is extremely... nosey. No pun.
* Freshman who sits at our lunch table for no reason at all. She has a large nose.
Razvan: Susan is extremely... nosey. No pun.
* Freshman who sits at our lunch table for no reason at all. She has a large nose.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Art Student Survey :)
Do you like being single/taken?:
Taken..."Like dem cops grabbin' at da last jelly doughnut BITCH!"
What I don’t understand is:
Why are some people so anal? Actually no, why did I fail my driving test twice?????????
Something I will miss when I leave home is:
Family.... and those kickass antique stores.
I lose respect for people who:
Are cocky as hell and act like they know everything, or people who are complete jerks for no reason....be nice, life is short.
The worst pain I was ever in was?:
It's either between my tattoo or when my bottom tooth went through my lip...
My weakness is:
Chocolate, vintage clothing, anything to do with mangos, traveling, art, oil paints.
Taken..."Like dem cops grabbin' at da last jelly doughnut BITCH!"
What I don’t understand is:
Why are some people so anal? Actually no, why did I fail my driving test twice?????????
Something I will miss when I leave home is:
Family.... and those kickass antique stores.
I lose respect for people who:
Are cocky as hell and act like they know everything, or people who are complete jerks for no reason....be nice, life is short.
The worst pain I was ever in was?:
It's either between my tattoo or when my bottom tooth went through my lip...
My weakness is:
Chocolate, vintage clothing, anything to do with mangos, traveling, art, oil paints.
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