Benefit of the Doubt

Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.


My brother is a Facebook fan of two things: God, and Rihanna. If he's not a prime example of the rare "Baptist closeted gay," I don't know who is.

You saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.

Swine flu is the new snow day.

You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.

It is virtually impossible to listen to "Single Ladies"and perform any seated task.