YOUR MOM- Mary

Was it hard to get over the person you last dated ?
no, your mom got me over him.
What were you doing at midnight last night ?
i was with your mom
Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
yes, but definitely not your mom
Who is your favorite rapper?
your mom is my favorite rapper.
Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
no, but your mom has gotten a speeding ticket.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile ?
yep...your mom.
Who was your last call from?
your mom
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?
yeah, once i meant to send one to my friend, but i sent it to your mom.
Will next weekend be a good one?
yeah, i'll be with your mom
When was the last time something bothered you?
yesterday when i couldn't be with your mom
Done anything illegal lately?
yup, with your mom
Describe your life in one word?
maternal
Do you think age matters in relationships?
nope, if it doesn't matter to your mom, it doesn't matter to me
Have you ever seen someone fall down stairs?
yes! your mom! who else?
What color is your phone ?
same color as your mom's
Do you currently have a hickey?
yes...all thanks to your mom.
Does anyone call you baby?
only your mom
Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?
your mom
How is the weather right now?
wet, like your mom.
When was the last time you really laughed?
when your mom told me a joke
Do you have a friend that you've known since you were little?
you, and your mom.
Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight?
most likely your mother
Do you know anyone who smokes pot?
me & your mom get blazed daily
Are you going on any vacations soon?
yes, Tijuana with your mom
Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
your mom gives me butterflies all the time
When is your birth day?
June 26th, same day as your mom
Do you think you' ll be married in 10 years ?
yes, to your mom
How many children do you want?
however many your mom wants
Are you happy with the way things are going right now?
yeah, i'm quite content with your mom
Are you looking forward to next month ?
yeah, i'm finally gonna propose to your mom!
Have you ever kissed anyone and never saw them again ?
no, but your mom told me that she did once.
Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
tomorrow is my 6 month anniversary with you mom <3
Have you ever walked on the beach at night ?
once a week, with your mom
Have you ever been hit on through text message?
coincidentally, that's how i met your mom!
Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night ?
me and your mom NEVER sleep *WINKY FACE*
Do you listen to songs when you're down?
Mother, by Pink Floyd, cuz it reminds me of your mom.
Is there a boy you can tell anything to?
your mom's son...that would be you.
Could you last in a relationship for over a year?
with your mom, definitely. i feel like i could fly when i'm with her
What do you hear?
your mom moaning
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name start a with a B?
your mom
Would you ever kiss someone who smokes?
if your mom started smoking, i'd bitchslap her cuz its bad for her lungs
Do you have any scars ?
yeah, your mom is a CRAAAAZY BITCH!
Are you afraid to grow up?
your mom made me a woman.
If you just drank 14 beers what you would be doing ?
whatever your mom wanted
Want someone you can't have?
i only want your mom...and i have her.
Do you have a secret that you've never told anyone?
nope, i tell your mom everything
Something that happened in your past that you hate talking about ?
i dont wanna talk about it...the only person who knows is your mom
Any apologies from anyone recently?
yeah, i always accept your moms apologies because i love her
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
NO SIR! i LOVE your mom!
What is your usual bedtime?
whenever me and your mom want to go to bed ;)
What are you doing after this?
stuufffff...with your mom
Do you have trust issues?
the only person i fully 100% trust is your mom
Do you believe that every thing happens for a reason?
well, yes. because when i got busted for trying to smuggle weed over the canadian border, your mom was in the same prison cuz she's just gotten busted for prostitution...it was fate that we met.
Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times ?
Tu. Madre.
Interested in anyone?
only yo mom!
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
hah...your mom has about 30 years on me, so yes. yes i have.
How many pictures are currently stored in your digital camera?200, all of me and your mom's trip to the Grand Canyon
Who did you last lay on a bed with?
who else? your mom!
Think of the person who has hurt you the most in the past year, who is it?
your mom has made me forget alll about them =]
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
y-o-u-r m-o-m
Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
mother. floyd. duuude.
If you were to get up from your computer, and turn to the right and take four steps where would you be?
on your moms lap
Have you been kissed by someone who' s name starts with a E?
only if your moms name starts with an E
What exactly are you wearing right now?
your mom's nightgown
Did you dance today?
with your mom
What happened yesterday?
chilled with yo mom
Do you ever wish you could go back and change the friends you picked?
nooo im happy with my friends, and their moms
How often do you listen to music?
it's all me & your mom do <3
What's the last thing that bothered you?
your mom didnt return my phone calls
Where is your cell phone?
your mom is borrowing it
Did you run anywhere today?
yes, i went on a run with your mom...shes trying to lose a few pounds
What was the last song you listened to?
MOTHER
Will you be in a relationship next month?
hopefully, with you-know-who!!!!(your mom)
Do you have a crazy side?
your mom brings out the best in me =]
Do you think before you speak?
im way too comfortable around your mom, so no
Ever dyed your hair?
no, but your mom just dyed her hair...her roots were a little gray
How did you get your last bruise?
i dont wanna go into the whole thing, but it involved your mom, jello, handcuffs, duct tape, and hot sauce...
-Mary