Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Another Mary Survey

192: I am allergic to: cats, dogs, trees, grass, flowers, dust, mold, school, my mom, life, the world, and Splenda..yes, the no FUCKING calorie sweetener...

58: Your hair color is: brown/reddish..but most CERTAINLY not ginger!

41: Do you listen to music every day?hahahahahahaha thts a silly billy question, music is everything its all i ever do. thats why im failing school...

Have you pre-named your children: Owen Robert Clapton *insert last name here* ..BITCH!

What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?i had already gone to bed, but i presume i was awake writing crap in my notebook, because apparently i do that in my sleep.

Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten dissapointed in the end?yes! i got a fucking 99% on my english essay, and i was all "BITCH, PLEASE! you just took off that one point to make me mad!"

When you see a foggy window do you feel the need to draw or write on it? no, but everytime i leave a room, i have to turn the lightswitch on and off 72 times or my family will die...

Could you go for chicken sandwich & some waffle fries? no, im a failure at eating. i only eat jellybeans and mentos. THE FRESHMAKER! lol

Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? my socks, and my pants. and PRESIDENT PINK! she must die!

What kind of pants are you wearing? very fuzzy pink ones. valentine's day apparel is necessary in my life.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? probably? idk i'm not very intimidating, im a 95 pound white girl from Fairfield. i can't really make people cry.

5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? it depends on how it's said. like if someone says "wow you're beautiful" then yeah. but if like today for example, some old hippie in a pickup truck whistled at me while i was running...i was not amused.
Six things I do before I fall asleep
1. brush teeth
2. remove clothing
3. turn on air cleaner (so i dont die of cat allergies)
4. txt my friends goodnight
5. say goodnight to led zepp
6. clap, hoping the lights will go off (only to be disappointed tht i dont have the clapper...)

Last awkward moment?ha today in the car with my motherrr...wow awkward turtles wearing coconut bras and grass skirts were doing the hula around my head while a large filipino mad named Tito roasted a pig over a fire...

What do you think about teen moms?like regular moms, but younger!

1 comment:

  1. I would die without my Splenda. Have you tried Xylitol? It's a natural sugar-free sweetener. Love the stuff.

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