My Friend Mary's Amazing Story Part 2

PART 2: Demon Seeds in Fertile Lands

That day in the city eventually had to come to an end. The girls were sad to see the day in which they had accomplished so much end, but needless to say, they were tired from the days events. When they got home, they carried on with their usual activities, as if nothing had happened. It was almost as if they had forgotten everything that had happened...about a week or so after that day, Mary started feeling strange. She was feeling sick, throwing up all the time, and having horrible headaches. She called up Erin and informed her of the predicament. To her surprise, Erin had been feeling the same way! Yes, a little coincidental...but believable...Anyway, they thought about it for awhile, and then realized that there had to be something wrong here. They met up and took a dirty nigger-infested bus to a walk-in doctor clinic. After running a few routine tests, the doctor came in with a puzzled look on his face."Girls.." he started, "you're both pregnant.""WHAT?!" they cried in unison. How could this have happened! They had never f***ed anyone before! They didnt even know what sex was yet! In fear that their parents would get mad, the girls didnt go back home. Instead, they made a boat out of logs and sailed to Guatemala with a little indonesian boy named Aruhka Lajn. They arrived saftely in Guatemala, where they stayed for 9 long months, until the day came to bring their babies into the world. But when the babies came out, they noticed something strange. They didnt look like normal babies. They both had green skin, horns, a hitler moustache, a teeny tiny beard, and *gasp* ROSIE O DONNELL'S THUNDER THIGHS! "OH. MY. GAHHHHHD!" they exclaimed.This was why they had forgotten so much about that day! Right after they touched Rosie's thigh, she must've drugged them, roughly and thoroughly f****ed them, and then sent them on their way, so quickly it was invisible to the naked eye! The girls decided that they couldn't keep the babies, because they knew that they were the spawn of Satan and it was not wise to be in their presence. So they sent them to an orphanage and went back home to Connecticut, where their families welcomed them back with open arms. For years, the girls wondered what had happened to their babies, until one day they turned on The Disney Channel and saw them. They now go by the names of Dylan and Cole Sprouse
THE END
Again, I apologize for any vulgar language expressed, these were not my ideas, I just published them.