Wednesday, November 25, 2009

More Outfits

Wake:
Michael Kors black cocktail dress
black and white houndstooth scarf
black and white houndstooth heels
black Kate Spade purse

Funeral:
Marciano black dress
Fioni cream and black lace satin bow pumps
black Kate Spade purse
Apt. 9 black cashmere zip up

After Party:
light wash Vintage Cavaricci jeans
red silk tank top
black cashmere zip up
black suede knee high tassled boots
black Murval bag

School:
vintage blue and white striped tank top
Old Navy blue pullover sweatshirt
Abercrombie skinny jeans
black suede knee high tassled boots
black Kate Spade bag
gold and diamond cross pendant necklace

Kenny's Party:
Delia's medium wash flare jeans
black Juicy Couture zip up
black Sweet Pea tank top
green vintage tank top
black Kate Spade bag
black suede tassled knee high boots
gold and diamond cross pendant necklace

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Changed 3 times today....

Outfit 1:
Medium wash flare jeans from Delia's
Lacy dark blue spaghetti strap from Old Navy
Black Ralph Lauren Zip up
black vintage slip-ons

Outfit 2:
vintage knee length sweatpants
pull over Warde Indoor Track sweatshirt
K Swiss running sneakers

Outfit 3:
Dark green snakeskin patterned spaghetti strap tank top from Express
Delia's medium wash flare jeans
Dark blue V-neck pullover from Chinese Laundry
Silver bangles from Tiffany's
Land's End work boots

Alexis's Birthday Party

There may have been oodles of family drama, but overall everything was nice. Pasta was delicious, and company was fine.
Outfit:
Margaux's medium wash Missoni jeans
Vintage dark brown paisley and cream racerback tank top
Dark brown 3/4 sleeve V-neck from Old Navy
Dark brown Louis Vuitton flats with gold accents
Silver heart Tiffany's ring

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Emily's Birthday Party

Outfit:
beige vintage spaghetti strap tank top
black cashmere zip up hoodie
medium wash abercrombie skinny jeans
cream colored satin pumps with black lace overlay and satin bow

1. Arrived (fashionably late) and was greeted by cheers :)
2. Poured myself a drink and sat on the couch with my girlies, margaux and mary
3. After 2 more drinks we three decided that guys suck, and that mary and margaux should be a couple. Declared this to everyone at the party, and i named myself world's greatest match maker.
4. 6 pizzas arrived. Still don't understand that one.
5. Dan decided "hey! let's plug in two strobe lights!" so he did.
6. Emily and Kevin go head to head in a Twister death match
7. Party moves to the basement... dun dun dun
8. Smalltalk and gossip
9. Evan arrives (party officially begins)
10. Group decides to "take a walk" down the road. This leads all 15 of us to an elementary school, which we leave and go to Rachael's house.
11. Walk to Rachael's house where her mother is piss drunk, and tells us to not walk on the lawn, and gets mad at Emily for leaving everyone at her house. Everyone is clearly sitting on Rachael's lawn.
12. Barnum forces all of us to walk to the top of a hill to see a "fantastic" view of bridgeport. it was nothing special.
13. return to emily's house. we play spin the bottle. I kiss Evan 3 times, emily twice, and rachael once.
14. we move onto Truth or Dare. Peter licks Emilys foot from heel to toe, i lick frosting off of Emily's chest, and David pole dances. Emily gets a lap dance from Evan, and then Emily gets the ultimate dare. Get completely naked in the pantry, and search for and find the bottle we were playing the game with.
15. As soon as Emily recovers said bottle, her mother comes downstairs and sees her naked holding a bottle. Her mother declares theparty is over, so we all get up and leave.
16. Emily climbs onto the roof of her house, and threatens to call the police. Dan throws her up his jacket.
17. My ride comes before the police show up, and i'm safe. again.
18. successful night, :)

PeterChuck

I would take that bug on a date and take it home for the night to have romantic conversation with. And then I would kill it with fire and never call it back.

NO NO NO NO NO
AS IN NOT YES
AS IN NEVER
AS IN CAPS LOCK
AS IN EATING CANDY CORN OUT OF A GOBLET WATCHING THE FIRST HARRY POTTER

Monday, November 9, 2009

Rant On... Headbands

The eighties are over, my friend.
I'm not sure you really understand it, but those times of your life are gone.
Kaput.
Blammo.
You'll never be young again, your dreams are meaningless, your achievements and trophies and importance and everything have been pushed to the wayside to be ignored by the current generation, if not spat on, and nothing can regain that.
Just like me.

Headbands are so tight on my head.
Whenever I wear 'em I get headaches.
They cut off my circulation.
It's terrible!
This makes me sad because when I go to Sally's they always have really cute ones that I would like to rock!!
Sad world.

That headband was the rattiest goddamn thing I had ever laid eyes on, and it stank of too-sweet cherry shampoo.
Threads were hanging off of it in great sloppy gobs, and the color had long washed out in years of wear and woe.
When she wasn't looking, I held it to my cheek, and breathed in.

I remember wearing headbands as a child - they were kind of a big deal in my house since I had sisters and we always fought over who got to wear which ones.
I wish that we'd had the kind that my daughter has, the soft elastic kind - I remember that mine always hurt my head behind my ears.
I love the ones with the big flowers on them, that people put on little babies.


A band for security, and being a maverick.
It shows spirit, and new way of thinking; somebody who is not afraid.
Someone who can stand up for what he believes in, a headband is like an identity.


Will Ferrell.

More Lists of Shit...

So I love to copy Ali and here goes nothing

1. My track bag smells like leather
2. I really like ironic things, like how I am gonna drive a huge ass red pick up truck
3. I don't cry
4. I wish I was born in the 80s
5. I have liked Blink-182 longer than most people. I went to concerts in a stroller
6. Speaking of strollers, I miss mine a lot. And wish I still had one
7. I am addicted to sugar snap peas. And Nature Valley Bars
8. When I hear a song, I make up a dance
9. I can only count from 1-8
10. I can't really tell time
11. Mismatched socks make me feel good inside
12. I don't like dresses
13. I followed Travis McCoy for an hour at a concert to have him sign my shoe
14. My Converse are super glued
15. I wear two pairs of shorts/pants to dance
16. I buy shiny things cause they attract me
17. I buy ridiculous ski hats. And wear them inside
18. I ponder being scene. I used to be. Cause I totally could. But then I realize I have no money to change my wardrobe.
19. I babysit a pervert
20. Sixth and Seventh graders think I am hot. Disturbing....yes.
21. I am a neo-hippie
22. I have the best friend ever named Mark, and we make music videos over ichat
23. I can sing in Spanish
24. Italkreallyreallyfast
25. I talk in Spanglish
26. I don't refuse a dare
27. I hang out at Quiznos
28. I own more pairs of black and pink tights than socks
29. I watch infomercials for fun
30. I cannot walk in a straight line
31. I failed a sobriety test, while sober
32. I have natural olive green hair, its ridiculous
33. I shorten words. Ridic, legit, wha, fo sho
34. I make up nicknames for everybody
35. I sit in the middle of the road with a sign that says SAVE THE POLAR BEARS
36. I can scratch dj style. My name is MaddVicious
37. I run in places I shouldn't, then trip and fall
38. I fall down the stairs daily
39. I don't cry
40. I burn cds religiously
41. My friends are the family I don't have
42. Divorce has ruined me in more ways
43. That which does not kill me can only make me stronger
44. Do what you want, then fuck the rest
45. I don't like birds
46. I love hippos
47. I like zebras cause they are different
48. Dance is my therapy
49. I have a playlist on my iPod called Soundtrack of My Life
50. I love to smile, and hug people