Pot Cake

Yeah, i mean i've never even made pot browniez but im thinking cake would be better.
Nut-free weed cake
Sounds delicious.
Perfection. Like gum. And Yesmine Bleh.
Okay so i'll get the bakery right on the pot cake.
Sounds like a plan.
Pot cake was the best thing to come out of this thread.
How the fuck can you be mad..we came up with pot cake.
I think the whole problem here is that we all dont have pot cakes RIGHT NOW
Chris and Jack would like weed cake.
POT CAKE= PARTY....gah..nobody understands
Yup the best way to be chill? 2 words....they ryhme with mot make
Hmmm...sot nake?
Dot lake.
Pot cake?
Gawt it.
OOHHH POT CAKE.

Crayola

Gotta love the crayola. One kid at my site showed up with a crisp white smock cuz he was an artist. Paint. Everywhere. Also i went from the playground to the bathroom to the water fountain and back for 2 whole fucking hours. I wanted to punt those little kids in the face. -Peter

Walking License

There's this camper at my camp, and my boss always makes fun of her for doing gimp and walking at the same time, so today he asks her for her gimping and walking license, and she pulled out a "gimping liscense", that said "This camper has the right to gimp and walk at the same time. Anyone objecting to this can talk to Chuck Norris. Sincerely, Barack Obama."

My Summer Job

Everyday i go work at the camp with a binder, 2 plasticmedals around my neck, a spray painted golden spoon, a sparkling green tea, and a menu for Sierra Grille. Trust me, you'll love it lmao

Freshmen

Sorry about spraying you with Pepsi... and saliva. But in all seriousness, the fuck are we going to do about that girl? She's a drama queen, annoying as hell, and she's a god damn freshman. Although, some part of me wants to keep her around just for entertainment. . .

Chris Pwns

We were in Maine and my mom was shopping and she was in the store for a reeeeeally long time so Chris went in and said in a special needs voice "Maaaaaaaaa. Why'd you leave me in the car? it's HOT out there..." to "embarrass" her out of the store.

Uterus...

Brooke: I am back from Port Jeff, bearing stories and my unborn child. But not really an unborn child...

Erin K: I want to be in Brooke's uterus!

Erin R: Ive been there, it's cozy.

Erin K: She should get a plasma screen tv in there. Maybe a shag carpet, or a bearskin rug.

Erin R: yeah the hardwood wasnt really doing it for me.