Survival Helmet

Today, my power went out. I spent the day constructing a post-apocalypse survival helmet out of a soda box, flashlight, plastic wrap, fake mustache, and a battery-powered miniature light show. I'm 16, and ready for the end of the world. MLIA

(does this not sound EXACTLY like joe burns!?!?!?)

Ninja Pillow Forts

i was so outrageously bored last night that i built a huge pillow fort covering my entire bedroom. then this morning when my mom knocked on my pillow window, my cat-ninja reflexes kicked in and i sucker punched the pillow. i really need to start going to parties or something on friday nights.... -Mary

Chris's First Car and I Love Lamp

One kid in our class when asked "tell me whatever you think is important for me to know on the back..." All the kid wrote was "I Love Lamp." -Vince

I doubt that our teachers even read those. If they do, me and lamp kid are fucked. -Brooke

chris's first car.
short bus.
shag carpet.
hot pink velvet interior.
zebra print leather couch.
waterbed.
mini bar.
poker table.
key lime body lust

What Tenagon Would Have Said

Today when my math teacher asked me for one word to describe me, she asked what my best friend would say, so i wrote down the word "orgasmic."

I'm Crushed

I... I... don't know what to say. I made 3 homemade pizzas, a batch of cookies and a batch of brownies for Margaux's homecoming... and... Frank ate all of it. There... nothing. There is nothing left. None. I... I'm officially putting myself on suicide watch, because quite honestly... im crushed. just crushed.
I'll do something... i'll have to make another pizza, and another batch of brownies. I'll fix this, i'll make this right. Don't worry.
-Brooke

Oh wait, I mean Frank Johnson is a wonderful being and he is an average weight for his size and he only treats us with care and respect, and we appreciate him for it. (I know he stalks you.)
-Mary

First Post of the First Thread (2009)

Today I saw a boy. I wonder if he noticed me. He took my breath awayyyyyyyyy.

School's starting. We all won't be talking. I dislike that. It's 2 in the morning. I wanna keep in contact this year. So i'm threading it up niggz. Kim Possible has pointy boobs. So yeah, we can make planz and shitz here. I thought it would be necessary for me, considering the fact that my phone breaks twice a week. Young locusts are called "hoppers" because they cannot yet fly. and lets not be typical us and obnoxiously abuse this thread with random crapz. It's just so we can all keep in contact and shits (and I didnt put Joe in cuz he gets mad when he's in threads..).

Warm regards,
Reba McEntire
(Mary)

Late Bus <3

Wow. Stayed after school with Mary and Margaux. Took over a teacher's room, blasted Alanis Morisette and Billy Joel, did some homework, and cracked some jokes.

In the hallway Mary drops her phone, the back cover slides across the floor and underneath a door. Inside the classroom are about 15 teachers having a meeting. Shit. Ran into the bathroom laughing our asses off, because quite honestly it's just our luck.

On the bus, a bunch of "gangster" upperclassmen are "rapping".
Me: He just rhymed weiner with weiner.
Mary: We have a poet on our hands folks! He gon' be a rappa'!!

UPDATE: I have cute dean's Yankess baseball cap. <3