What Tenagon Would Have Said

Today when my math teacher asked me for one word to describe me, she asked what my best friend would say, so i wrote down the word "orgasmic."

I'm Crushed

I... I... don't know what to say. I made 3 homemade pizzas, a batch of cookies and a batch of brownies for Margaux's homecoming... and... Frank ate all of it. There... nothing. There is nothing left. None. I... I'm officially putting myself on suicide watch, because quite honestly... im crushed. just crushed.
I'll do something... i'll have to make another pizza, and another batch of brownies. I'll fix this, i'll make this right. Don't worry.
-Brooke

Oh wait, I mean Frank Johnson is a wonderful being and he is an average weight for his size and he only treats us with care and respect, and we appreciate him for it. (I know he stalks you.)
-Mary

First Post of the First Thread (2009)

Today I saw a boy. I wonder if he noticed me. He took my breath awayyyyyyyyy.

School's starting. We all won't be talking. I dislike that. It's 2 in the morning. I wanna keep in contact this year. So i'm threading it up niggz. Kim Possible has pointy boobs. So yeah, we can make planz and shitz here. I thought it would be necessary for me, considering the fact that my phone breaks twice a week. Young locusts are called "hoppers" because they cannot yet fly. and lets not be typical us and obnoxiously abuse this thread with random crapz. It's just so we can all keep in contact and shits (and I didnt put Joe in cuz he gets mad when he's in threads..).

Warm regards,
Reba McEntire
(Mary)

Late Bus <3

Wow. Stayed after school with Mary and Margaux. Took over a teacher's room, blasted Alanis Morisette and Billy Joel, did some homework, and cracked some jokes.

In the hallway Mary drops her phone, the back cover slides across the floor and underneath a door. Inside the classroom are about 15 teachers having a meeting. Shit. Ran into the bathroom laughing our asses off, because quite honestly it's just our luck.

On the bus, a bunch of "gangster" upperclassmen are "rapping".
Me: He just rhymed weiner with weiner.
Mary: We have a poet on our hands folks! He gon' be a rappa'!!

UPDATE: I have cute dean's Yankess baseball cap. <3

Vince Smoking Currency

Justing: Looks an awful lot like a dollar bill to me :P
Vince: All I do is smoke weed all day
Justin: If by weed, you mean US currency, then yes

Vincent's Quote of the Day

Some girls take one sip of beer, pour the rest out, and 'get wasted'. Katherine does 16 arsenic shots, and doesn't even stutter.

Vincent: I think I invented the best cocktail ever: 1 part absinthe, 1/2 of scotch with a splash of holy water. Called a hail mary.
Drew: It's called a "get piss drunk in one shot"
Vincent: Well the holy water adds some religious significance so you feel double guilty the next day when you wake up next to the thai man-lady you apparently hired.

FINALS

God damnit finals start today. Right now actually... gotta go!